- 0:08
Why didn't you come?
- 0:14
I did it myself.
- 0:27
It starts in a few minutes.
- 0:41
Smells good.
- 0:47
How do I ask then?
- 0:50
This, this.
- 0:53
I'm calling him.
- 0:56
I'll ask how you're doing.
- 1:35
Then I did it myself.
- 1:41
I'll ask.
- 1:43
I'll ask.
- 1:43
I'll ask.
- 1:55
Uh.
- 1:58
I don't know.
- 1:59
I didn't hear it just now.
- 2:04
What's going on with couples?
- 2:05
Because I called my partner
- 2:07
Then my partner said
- 2:08
To live with us
- 2:09
Another couple got into a fight
- 2:10
Fought really badly
- 2:11
Then he got annoyed
- 2:12
He didn't want to come anymore
- 2:13
Hmm
- 2:13
Then my partner didn't come
- 2:15
Then
- 2:16
Oh
- 2:18
Then that couple
- 2:20
Don't know what's going on
- 2:21
Just now
- 2:23
Just now my partner said
- 2:23
He might not come because of the fight
- 2:25
Hmm
- 2:26
He's here?
- 2:27
Me me me me me
- 2:28
Let me check
- 2:29
Don't know
- 2:29
Said they were fighting
- 2:32
Maybe fighting and coming
- 2:35
Me
- 2:36
Fighting and coming
- 3:41
You're holding it in well
- 3:50
I'll do it myself
- 3:54
Haha
- 3:54
What's up?
- 3:55
What's up?
- 3:56
No
- 3:58
Fuck
- 3:59
Ha ha
- 4:01
Fuck
- 4:03
Fuck
- 4:04
You've blown my mind
- 4:05
Honey
- 4:05
You're
- 4:06
Because
- 4:08
Because you've never
- 4:09
lied before
- 4:10
made me doubt
- 4:11
How
- 4:12
How did you do that?
- 4:13
I don't know
- 4:14
Fuck
- 4:14
It's fine
- 4:17
It's all been recorded
- 4:18
It's all recorded
- 4:19
Hahaha
- 4:21
Just right
- 4:24
This is
- 4:25
This is the Bible of 510
- 4:26
Fible
- 4:27
So?
- 4:28
Your
- 4:28
Your sect?
- 4:30
My sect
- 4:31
It's being watched by a few people
- 4:33
Your sect?
- 4:35
Only others
- 4:37
Your
- 4:37
Your who?
- 4:38
Your sect is you
- 4:39
His clan is you
- 4:41
My Little Pony
- 4:42
I'm skinny
- 4:42
I'm skinny director
- 4:43
I wanted to defend you
- 4:45
Okay
- 4:46
Okay, teacher
- 4:47
Skinny director
- 4:49
You mean the debate?
- 4:53
Ah
- 4:53
Where's your PPT?
- 4:54
PPT
- 4:56
Where's your thesis?
- 4:57
Ah
- 4:57
Thesis
- 4:58
Thesis here
- 4:58
PPT?
- 5:00
Shut the wall
- 5:02
Shut the wall
- 5:03
Shut the wall
- 5:04
Okay
- 5:06
Gotta pull that face up
- 5:13
That's
- 5:14
That
- 5:15
Meiyu said
- 5:16
Meiyu said
- 5:17
East Direction King
- 5:18
Great
- 5:20
Great
- 5:22
An hour when getting off the car
- 5:23
About an hour getting off the car
- 5:25
These days
- 5:26
Haven't been on the car these days
- 5:29
How did you get here?
- 5:30
What about Wang Xiang's previous incident?
- 5:32
Any results?
- 5:35
Don't know if Wang Xiang sued He Fa.
- 5:36
Now
- 5:38
Almost done
- 5:39
Wang Xiang's surname is 'Sao' He Fa.
- 5:42
Wang Xiang's surname is 'Sao' He Fa.
- 5:43
Wang Xiang's surname is 'Sao' He Fa.
- 5:49
I said 'Sao' and then said He Fa.
- 5:51
I thought it was
- 5:51
That old professor's surname is 'Sao'.
- 5:53
Wang Xiang
- 5:56
Wang Xiang's
- 5:57
In court
- 5:58
Directly
- 5:59
Right there
- 6:00
That girl
- 6:01
Because that girl was also a party
- 6:02
He also sued her
- 6:03
Right there
- 6:05
The party was given PoA
- 6:07
Cried
- 6:10
Then he was nice to that girl
- 6:11
You do this
- 6:13
Have you ever thought of me?
- 6:15
Thought of me?
- 6:16
You say that
- 6:18
Have you thought of me?
- 6:20
It's
- 6:21
Card
- 6:22
Then you just cry
- 6:23
That old guy's a fucking actor
- 6:25
He's really good at it
- 6:27
I'm telling you, he's really good
- 6:28
He's been doing P4 Theater for decades
- 6:30
He's really good
- 6:31
Is Wang Xiang that girl?
- 6:32
You admire that old guy
- 6:35
You admire my old guy
- 6:36
No way
- 6:37
You used to act
- 6:38
That successful, fake girl
- 6:39
That's the old guy
- 6:40
You admire my old guy
- 6:41
Yeah
- 6:41
No, no, no, no, no
- 6:44
You admire your old guy
- 6:45
Which old man?
- 6:46
Which old man?
- 6:47
That day I had a good chat with Sun Ge
- 6:48
Oh
- 6:49
Sun Ge
- 6:50
I said he's the Sun old man
- 6:51
Not drunk, not drunk
- 6:52
He's really good
- 6:54
Not like that
- 6:55
Not everyone's a Sun old man
- 6:59
Gotta be like this
- 7:01
Not everyone
- 7:02
Not everyone's from the Yingwu Shi family
- 7:04
Done
- 7:05
Used up
- 7:05
Yingwu Shi family
- 7:06
Use
- 7:07
Use Wu Shi family
- 7:08
That's also high
- 7:10
That's also high
- 7:11
Who's that professor?
- 7:14
Professor
- 7:18
Look
- 7:19
Heaven's heart
- 7:21
Heaven's heart
- 7:22
Where is it?
- 7:24
Don't know
- 7:25
Don't know
- 7:26
Useful?
- 7:27
This is an electric gun
- 7:28
Who is it?
- 7:32
Not useful?
- 7:33
Now it's not the same
- 7:38
You handle the music, right?
- 7:41
Oh, yeah
- 7:42
Connect me
- 7:44
You handle the music, right?
- 7:44
Oh, yeah
- 7:45
Connect me
- 7:49
You handle the music, right?
- 7:50
I handle it
- 7:51
Who's this?
- 7:53
Not useful?
- 7:54
Not useful
- 8:01
Now it's not the same
- 8:12
You handle the music, right?
- 8:14
Oh, yeah
- 8:15
Connect me
- 8:15
Bluetooth
- 8:16
Oh
- 8:16
Only this one's called
- 8:17
No drumming here
- 8:18
Found it?
- 8:26
Nothing
- 8:27
Found it
- 8:33
Last time connected
- 9:17
Here
- 10:00
Bold text is piano
- 10:04
Then big text is that
- 10:06
This is 'come'
- 10:16
This is 'come'
- 10:18
Yeah, 'come'
- 10:20
All these are 'come'
- 10:22
Yeah, big text is all 'come'
- 10:30
Tian Yi isn't coming later, is he?
- 10:33
Yeah, we are
- 10:35
We are
- 10:37
They're supposed to come one by one, but none are showing up
- 10:43
He probably still has a cold, he's worse off
- 10:46
Uh, yeah
- 10:47
Otherwise he'd be better
- 10:49
Ah, tomorrow in three or five days
- 10:58
You tomorrow
- 10:58
Oh right, too many tomorrow
- 11:00
Tomorrow's already full
- 11:01
I'm up
- 11:03
I'll do it
- 11:04
Tomorrow's all taken
- 11:06
Yeah, tomorrow's already taken
- 11:08
Got it
- 11:15
I'll send you the recording tonight
- 11:16
Got it
- 11:16
Got it
- 11:19
I don't know, let's talk later
- 11:23
Okay
- 11:23
OK
- 11:25
Bye
- 11:26
Don't drink too much
- 11:28
Ah
- 11:30
Because Wang Xiang said, we should forgive this evil, forgive his evil. Great, we must forgive him.
- 12:00
This is my pen, this pen's good.
- 12:02
No, I just saw this pen, I guess it's...
- 12:06
Hmm, it's mine, must be mine.
- 12:09
Not mine, right.
- 12:14
Forgot.
- 12:23
Forgot, this glue's dried up.
- 12:26
Does it dry fast?
- 12:28
It's wet now.
- 12:30
Lu Jiao said, it should stick, won't come loose, won't forget.
- 12:34
This morning we asked, I'm in the middle of the store, how to get there.
- 12:38
You guys really argued this morning, huh?
- 12:40
Hahaha.
- 12:42
Wait until the sun sets, like black, black.
- 12:49
Oh, okay, okay, okay, can you wait a bit?
- 12:51
Sure, of course, we want to eat now.
- 12:54
Oh, okay.
- 12:55
Okay.
- 12:56
You don't get it.
- 12:57
I don't get it.
- 12:58
I don't get it.
- 13:00
Order whatever you want.
- 13:04
You want to eat that noodle?
- 13:08
Go ahead.
- 13:09
I don't want that.
- 13:10
I'll get you takeout, teacher.
- 13:13
It's light.
- 13:15
Teacher, I'll get you takeout.
- 13:17
Okay, okay.
- 13:18
Do you often do this cosplay?
- 13:20
No.
- 13:21
He's not teaching today, right?
- 13:23
I don't even recognize the teacher anymore
- 13:25
Always disrespecting the teacher
- 13:27
Gotta cosplay
- 13:29
Teacher's back again
- 13:30
Oh, why aren't you coming? Not watching? We need to buy glue legs. When did you get yours? Hurry up, half an hour, half an hour. So, you all come back, I'll perform while you're gone. Wait for you to come back, you can eat too. Come on, let's go, I'm hungry too,
- 14:00
You can't eat, actors can't eat until after the show
- 14:06
Where are you gonna eat? I'll eat in my mouth or here, either way
- 14:14
Want to eat roasted rabbit? Yeah, but not hungry
- 14:23
Roasted rabbit? Where is it?
- 14:30
That lamb is in the valley
- 14:32
Yao Mei
- 14:40
You'll probably miss the line if you go now
- 14:43
But the internet celebrity trio
- 14:49
Yao Mei is so good
- 14:51
You're at that small college, that's impossible
- 14:55
Impossible, you went to Yao Mei
- 14:57
On the Three-Link Bridge
- 14:59
Our elementary school students
- 15:00
Just the little repair, little repair.
- 15:31
Is there something small? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How could there be rabbits eating air? Where are you eating? San Yuan Bridge. Oh, San Yuan Bridge. My mom's baking buns. I'll be back in about an hour. How many lamps do you need?
- 16:04
How many lamps? Bean bottles, not too bright. My mom's tearing the buns. Sichuan zero hour. You're waiting for me to eat, right? Left Home Store. You're waiting for me to have some grilled buns?
- 16:20
No, we play at night too. You play too. Then I'll have one. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. You can order takeout. Okay, you don't eat? He...
- 16:32
That girl, oh, I'm that cat. The cat wants the Queen Mother. Yeah, the cat wants the Queen Mother. Yeah, I'll eat too. I'll eat some food. Oh, Wang Hua, Wang Hua's not in Yulin, right?
- 16:50
How come you see the city, you see my house? When I was in a small company, look, that's about my house.
- 17:01
I haven't eaten grilled rabbit yet. I've had stewed rabbit.
- 17:04
I'll come. Grilled rabbit, right?
- 17:06
My mom's first time grilling rabbit. Exclusive double change.
- 17:08
It's that one.
- 17:11
Why do you have so many sand mothers? So few people.
- 17:14
My prince isn't a superman.
- 17:18
And sand mother is 30 yuan. My 120.
- 17:23
And you don't have promotion.
- 17:24
I promoted two. Just now.
- 17:27
My promotion is bigger than his.
- 17:30
Today's class
- 17:31
Today's class
- 17:32
No promotion at all
- 17:33
Future
- 17:34
Where
- 17:35
I posted the poster on 510 Circle
- 17:37
What's the point of this?
- 17:40
No one showed up
- 17:43
Makes sense. Who the hell would come?
- 17:45
But I'll perform this class for the students later
- 17:47
Oh, today was basically
- 17:50
Family and friends? Today
- 17:52
Family and friends or
- 17:53
Oh, wow
- 17:54
No, it's a test run
- 17:55
Yeah, basically a test run
- 17:57
Yeah, kind of testing the waters.
- 17:58
Yeah, I want to eat it, I want to eat this.
- 18:01
I feel...
- 18:03
This, you say it's not spicy?
- 18:05
It's not spicy at all.
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