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你要不要坐红椅子上？

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你坐那红椅子

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你坐在那个椅子上

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坐在那椅子上

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发表你的

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一定得有一个人跳出来作为

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小江你多想想

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不是还是导演中心制吗？

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你多想想

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不知道我们哪一个抽

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我的

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他不是完全的导演中心

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但是他一定会有一个人

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来扮演导演这个

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你再不喜欢这个角色 总有人要干这个活

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你还是得要一个身份的人去做这个事

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咱们之前有公批吗

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说这个导演是大家需要他存在的时候他才存在

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我每时每刻都需要他的存在

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真的吗

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真的

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为什么

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因为戏就是这么排的

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开始了

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我们应该每个人对这个讲个段子

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讲个段子

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那一会儿让我们先演

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就你们第一段演

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演着演着机器来的时候

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就把那机器说话

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去拍屋

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去拍屋

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去拍屋

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去拍屋

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去拍屋

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去拍屋

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就看你了

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谁去

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就你说你去拍屋

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你去拍屋

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你去拍屋

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你去拍屋

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你去拍屋

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你去拍屋

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你去拍屋

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你去拍屋

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你去拍屋

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你去拍屋

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你去拍屋

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你去拍屋

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你说到哪一段扯来说他正好来

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你就证据

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今晚你别睡太死

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而且不能打磕巴

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因为这是一条项

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今晚你别睡太死

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我觉得看完的版本是有点唏嘘的

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我讲不太好

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但是我挺唏嘘的

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我觉得在里面

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这不同的角色

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互造的角色跟角色的这种关系

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那种关系

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他你就跟他有关系

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他跟他有关系

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就各种关系都

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有点唏嘘

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有点有意义

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不过画面就是

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一张一张都很有意义

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闭嘴吧 演完了

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演完了

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我爱你们

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这就演完了

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好 谢幕

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OK 谢谢

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所以呢

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该第二幕了

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第二幕的人呢 快来啊

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谁的麦给

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演着演着就对镜头说两句话

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谁的麦

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来 请开始你们的表演

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谁的麦

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你们对镜头说话了吗

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谁的麦

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你们对镜头说话了吗

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对 你们要对镜头说话

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说了

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说啥

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这不现在就在说吗

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你在干嘛

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我在演戏

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你为什么要来

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我也不知道

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我不好说

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我操

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他让我来这

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接词

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那个

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现在你拿一个什么照片送给他

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那个可以是我

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我讨厌你

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那有个臭脸

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说实话

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让我挺舒服的

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没有让我不舒服

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我这观众我看我还很舒服的

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我觉得很丝滑

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演得很丝滑

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让我

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你真的说不舒服

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其实

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如果真是像这个十大十贱

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就是你顿了

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正面还是反面

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我总是分不清的

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整个甚至词都不会那么连贯

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然后整个交流都费事

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这是狗粗

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你说我跟

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我现在跟你说

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我得想一想

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然后我

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这是

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这是十大十贱

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我有问题吗

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我演的

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我没好就是我没真正感受

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我没下功夫把专业丢了

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我的问题全是我的问题

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我就是欠骂

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没人骂我特级的

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对 你刚才说的还是你的表现吗

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我就想问为什么会是这个表现呢

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就是他死了

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这个作品就拿得出手了

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我们就出名了

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慢着 他还没给我们起名字

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我在剧本里的名字叫一号

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我是二号

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希望你对你自己的人生也是这个态度

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还是快死吧

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还是快死吧

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还是快死吧

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还是快死吧

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还是快死吧

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还是快死吧

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还是快死吧

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还是快死吧

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这是什么造成的

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我懒了

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懒的背后是什么

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我演出懒了

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我事多 我得出正前方

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那你还来干嘛

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啊

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那你还来这演他

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他让我来的

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他让你来就来啊

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他让你来就来啊

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对

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我爱他

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你那么

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我爱他

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我爱他

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你爱他是因为你觉得他跟你像吗

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我说他不跟我像

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我就爱他 爱没理由

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这是石老师的表演

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你说真是全现实主义了

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但是表演真的生活也不好

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主要生活高一点

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表演太生活就不好

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就是说比生活再高一点

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更那个一点的话

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这个还是风格化的 诗化的表演

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让我看着很舒服

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我很小的时候

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你是不是想去KTV啊？

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要不要我给你喊个摸摸唱

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给你个摸摸唱

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体验一下怎么样

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大的要来了

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喊信

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为什么

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因为大的要来了

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大的代表什么

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什么

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你吃个鱼

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大的要来了

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啊

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等吧

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这是什么

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哪里有学校啊

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你不知道

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哪里有学校啊

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你像是城市

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没看到学生

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左向右走左方向

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已经够烂了

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你吃过人肉吗

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你说的

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清肠好吗

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右是道路右是方向

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我只知道两条路向左向右

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问题是

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大的该来了

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你吃过人肉吗

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没

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没有

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你昨天的自信都去哪了

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昨天你可不是这样的

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我来的时候你指着角落说往里走自己

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我一定要等到他来为止

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可我要的烟就在你面前的柜台上

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对不起 对不起 这是我的失职

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我下次会做好的

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有的人自以为掌控了一切

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却连人肉什么味道都没吃过

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你吃过人肉吗 吃过吗

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我也没吃过

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但是你能嘲笑我吗

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你不能嘲笑我

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因为我敢告诉你

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我想吃人肉

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而总有一天

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你连想都不敢想

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你想的东西你都不敢说出来

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昨天我来的时候你可不是这样

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借词

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你来的图做自己的事情

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我笑不出来

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指着角落说往里走自己的

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我说的笑话不好笑吗

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你要的烟就在你面前的柜台上

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对不起

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这是我的失职

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我以后会做好的

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有这么好笑吗

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你掌握了一切

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别开枪

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钱全都在那了

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我说的说话不好笑

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你要我干的

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我都干了

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钱也给你放在那里了

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你可以走了吧

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你觉得我是个劫匪

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你竟然觉得我是个劫匪

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你是在跟我说话吗

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你是在跟我说话吗

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我没法听听你

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来

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抱歉

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被人理解实在是太难了

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我因为你知道

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我每天绕那么远的路来到你这

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偏偏在你在的时候

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我之前看到过你

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可你却不知道我买的什么烟

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我

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你根本就不认识我对吗

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我

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我的爱慕全都在这里了

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而你却不知道

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我知道

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我没有多余的精力去

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只有这样

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才能获得你的重视

271
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被人重视实在是太难了

272
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说来奇怪

273
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我的尊严在手里

274
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我的思想在子弹里

275
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你有没有想过

276
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其实我们是一类人

277
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我拿柜台里钱的时候

278
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你连眼睛都不眨一下

279
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因为你知道那不是你的钱

280
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你每天上班下班

281
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打卡

282
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来得比老板晚了

283
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一整天都提心吊胆

284
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我可不想继续这样下去了

285
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上班是你的命

286
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你的命在老板手里

287
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我们本是同一物种

288
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有的人却成了我们的上帝

289
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你明白我的意思吗

290
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那实在太遗憾了

291
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我只能把我的思想

292
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射到你的脑子里

293
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下辈子

294
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下辈子你会理解

295
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我想说

296
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如果我们俩的角色互换

297
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我会毫不犹豫地求你开枪的

298
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再见

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然后我就死了

300
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下一场

301
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还有什么想说的吗

302
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:03,060
现在不说 下面还有分机会

303
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,660
那快点走啊

304
00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:08,440
说的留到下一幕去说

305
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,400
来 跟老板那个

306
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不是跟演员说吗

307
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随便说 随便说

308
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让他解开吧

309
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,560
我

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你在看着我吗

311
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,640
你觉得现在镜头里的我美吗

312
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,800
但是其实

313
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,880
这是一张很虚假的脸

314
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,120
我可以把我的妆都卸掉

315
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,600
就陪你同唱

316
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,040
一直以来都是我去找时间

317
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,320
我不是去找什么

318
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,000
出来就不来

319
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,320
一把鸡血再出来

320
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,320
我收购了这些

321
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,320
想要劝我离开这里的人

322
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麦

323
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冰山第一幕

324
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没有音乐

325
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即兴表演

326
00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:04,790
我知道你在家

327
00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:06,710
你再不还钱我就跟你邻居说

328
00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:08,070
去你单位

329
00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:09,670
让你同事都知道

330
00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:11,270
你听见了吗

331
00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:13,390
我真服了三千块钱的事

332
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,110
你磨磨叽叽

333
00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:15,070
你成不了事了

334
00:15:15,070 --> 00:15:26,710
你完了我操你妈

335
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,390
这也太刺眼了

336
00:15:45,260 --> 00:16:01,840
这时候你脑子里在想

337
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,400
你脑子里是有音乐的吗

338
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,520
哪个曲子

339
00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:14,460
不可名状

340
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:27,500
在这一块

341
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,500
我觉得自己就像一滩水一样

342
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,860
就是烂在这儿

343
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:33,860
雾化了

344
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,120
水你还是想得太干净了

345
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,320
多走几步

346
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,880
透透明

347
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百变怪

348
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提嘴哈

349
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,300
就是

350
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,820
它处在一个

351
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:51,140
泥泞的状态

352
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:55,480
是一种难以慷慨不死的一个状态

353
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,080
我们每天可以幻想说

354
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,880
我们与严酷的老板

355
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,160
老板是一个

356
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,480
怎么说

357
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,600
嗨奴和主人之间的关系

358
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,840
比如说老板是一主人

359
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,400
整天抽你

360
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,840
这种不是

361
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,360
而是说他是通过一些

362
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,560
潜移默化的东西

363
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,440
去改变你的认知

364
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,440
他就觉得你的认知是错误的

365
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,370
就是这么一个状态

366
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,890
然后但是男主角他觉得

367
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:22,530
一方面觉得周边的这些人

368
00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:24,290
对他其实还可以

369
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,650
但是他为什么总觉得骨子里

370
00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:26,610
有一种奇怪的东西

371
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,810
就是有点不对呢

372
00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:29,570
但是这种不对

373
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,570
他就在痒痒着 一直在挠他 一直在抠他

374
00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:34,770
在舞台上看到的他男主所有的表演

375
00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:37,180
他只要是在自己家里的

376
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,060
只要是在自己家里的

377
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:41,860
全部都是他内心的外放化表演

378
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:45,220
也就是说你如果真正在现场中看到他

379
00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:48,060
他其实就是坐在这儿

380
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:48,900
就这样

381
00:17:48,900 --> 00:18:01,580
这也太他妈黑了

382
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,900
正面还是反面 我总是分不清的

383
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,220
大家都乐于看正面

384
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,580
某天正面的人犯了错误

385
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:12,500
反面的人就开始狂欢

386
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,340
当反面的人犯错时正面的人

387
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:18,670
能看到的是什么

388
00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:22,370
大家好像一波人在这儿

389
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:23,250
一个人在这儿

390
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,730
然后一个人在这儿

391
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,890
甚至说是那种就是

392
00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:29,490
他完全不能找到一个

393
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:32,810
能从头至尾统一的一个调

394
00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:35,180
这是最致命的问题

395
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,860
就我之前上台之前

396
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:39,420
我自己都不敢演

397
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,460
就实话实说

398
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:42,420
当时上台前两天

399
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:45,250
我就跟编剧石老师说我都不该演了

400
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,130
因为我觉得这个东西

401
00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:49,450
是我有史以来演过最差劲

402
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:51,660
最烂最烂的东西了

403
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,260
是吗

404
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,780
是说

405
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:55,460
真的

406
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,500
反正我是对我自己的表演

407
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,920
是很不满意的

408
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,360
我多希望他们跟你一样

409
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,760
只有一面

410
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,540
只能看到自己

411
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:08,060
在水泥丛林中苟且

412
00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:10,450
限制了人们的思考

413
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,530
一个人一天能消耗的精力有十分

414
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,170
工作需要消耗五分

415
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:16,450
与旁人打交道需要三分

416
00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:21,690
剩下两分浪费在了娱乐上

417
00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:24,240
我省去了这些琢磨

418
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:36,540
我甚至打算辞去这份虚伪的工作

419
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,810
学家问你个问题

420
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:42,600
那个你会在舞台上有反应吗

421
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,840
你觉得呢

422
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:44,560
我猜啊

423
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,720
你觉得在舞台上有反应

424
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,760
这是能发生的事情吗

425
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,080
我觉得可以发生

426
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,560
一见到你就萎了

427
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:57,410
你是在跟我说话吗

428
00:19:57,410 --> 00:20:05,260
被人理解实在是太难了

429
00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:08,320
我以为你知道

430
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,420
我每天绕那么远的路来你这里

431
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,420
偏偏是你上班的时候

432
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,420
可你却不知道

433
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:20,380
我抽的什么烟

434
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:21,380
我

435
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:24,790
你根本就不认识我对吗

436
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,790
我的爱全部都在这里了

437
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,370
而你却不知道

438
00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:42,510
只有这样才能获得你的重视

439
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:52,520
被人重视实在是太难了

440
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:57,300
实在是太难了

441
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,140
他是编剧

442
00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:02,740
他脑子里全是水

443
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:04,220
哎 楼上的

444
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:07,470
你换一手行不行

445
00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:11,440
你会巴赫吗

446
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,760
别弹肖邦了

447
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,240
浪漫主义亡了

448
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,050
哎 你听见我说话了吗

449
00:21:20,050 --> 00:21:22,390
傻傻一

450
00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:23,230
不操

451
00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:24,540
不齐

452
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:26,380
三 二 一

453
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:40,940
傻傻一

454
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,860
这帮艺术家总是这样

455
00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:45,880
不肯认清现实又不肯去死

456
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,600
这让我很难办

457
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,200
这浪漫主义不能当饭吃

458
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:50,800
如果可以

459
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:55,160
我们大可在幻想的高潮里结束这一辈子

460
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,030
不过艺术创作嘛

461
00:21:58,030 --> 00:21:59,310
无可厚非

462
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:03,250
但谁叫我不爱听

463
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:08,320
烟没了

464
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,150
这有

465
00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:11,950
谢谢啊

466
00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:14,230
白捡这包烟

467
00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:15,350
有烟了

468
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:16,750
现在不能抽

469
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:20,090
剧场禁止吸烟

470
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,210
还有个打火机呢

471
00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:22,650
现在烟在你手里了

472
00:22:22,650 --> 00:22:27,420
能抽不抽能看你吗

473
00:22:27,420 --> 00:22:29,220
我又能见到他了

474
00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:30,660
我很喜欢他

475
00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:32,460
虽然我从没跟他说过话

476
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:35,390
但我知道的是他一定是可爱的

477
00:22:35,390 --> 00:22:38,030
每天我从窗户看出去的时候

478
00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:39,990
他就在这里忙碌着

479
00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:40,750
冬天的时候

480
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,630
他会围着一条鲜红色的围巾

481
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,550
头发压在围巾里面

482
00:22:45,550 --> 00:22:47,270
显得很温顺

483
00:22:47,270 --> 00:22:48,070
夏天的时候

484
00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:50,350
她的汗水会沾湿她的刘海

485
00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:54,210
忙碌的她都没有时间去整理一下

486
00:22:54,210 --> 00:22:57,210
但这样却是最真实的 最美的

487
00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,450
我很喜欢她

488
00:22:58,450 --> 00:23:00,170
我认为这是我的爱情

489
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,410
我不喜欢以前那个喜欢我的人

490
00:23:02,410 --> 00:23:03,050
你们知道吧

491
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,690
她总是笑嘻嘻的

492
00:23:04,690 --> 00:23:06,210
不把我说的话放在心上

493
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:08,590
我说 萨莉

494
00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:10,470
我现在是一个社会学家了

495
00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:13,670
我看到了这个社会不好的一面

496
00:23:13,670 --> 00:23:15,550
你看我裙子好看吗

497
00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:17,910
可是我们都活在谎言之中

498
00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:19,070
我们明天去逛街吧

499
00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:22,070
我要买更多更好看的裙子

500
00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:22,430
萨莉

501
00:23:22,430 --> 00:23:24,230
你真的了解我的内心吗

502
00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:26,310
我当然了解你了 怎么样去不去

503
00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:32,620
萨莉你就是个傻逼

504
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:36,540
看如果我跟她这样的人上床的话

505
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,220
呃 我是说情定终身

506
00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:40,460
这肯定会是个悲剧

507
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:47,620
骂你傻逼

508
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,100
你明天下午有空吗

509
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:50,900
听说最近有个挺好看的电影

510
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:53,030
你去看电影 没看

511
00:23:53,030 --> 00:23:54,550
不行 太唐突了

512
00:23:54,550 --> 00:24:00,550
想一想

513
00:24:00,550 --> 00:24:03,700
我能知道你的名字吗

514
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,780
哦 真是好听的名字

515
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:14,990
不行

516
00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:16,710
我们好像在哪见过吧

517
00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:20,060
我觉得你很眼熟

518
00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:22,020
太老套了

519
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:23,220
我还是即兴演出吧

520
00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:36,280
我不想被这些台词束缚

521
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,330
冰山第二幕

522
00:24:39,330 --> 00:24:40,450
没有灯光音效

523
00:24:40,450 --> 00:24:41,330
什么也没有

524
00:24:41,330 --> 00:24:42,010
即兴表演

525
00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:42,970
这倒是意思

526
00:24:45,330 --> 00:24:46,410
没有秋衣秋裤

527
00:24:46,410 --> 00:24:48,680
太冷了

528
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,640
我不在深海里

529
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,200
我在冰川里

530
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,120
我感觉我与这个剧场格格不入

531
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,280
仿佛漫游在深海里

532
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,440
巧了

533
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,480
深海里也有霓虹灯

534
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,140
海洋生物们就用灯光来捕食

535
00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:14,460
海洋就像这个剧场

536
00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:16,960
越往深处走

537
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,560
人烟越稀少

538
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:39,100
这是这是这是这是

539
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:42,820
我我拿包烟

540
00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:49,200
那个我能知道你的名字吗

541
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,080
不干嘛

542
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:56,030
我就是想问问你明天下午有空吗

543
00:25:56,030 --> 00:25:56,910
我没空啊

544
00:25:56,910 --> 00:26:01,210
那那什么时候有空呢

545
00:26:01,210 --> 00:26:03,810
啊什么时候都没空

546
00:26:03,810 --> 00:26:08,300
你就是我的朋友

547
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:08,460
哎

548
00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:12,490
你怎么能这么跟顾客说话

549
00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:15,730
顾客就是你的上帝

550
00:26:15,730 --> 00:26:17,530
现在上帝想知道你的名字

551
00:26:17,530 --> 00:26:19,460
你敢不说吗

552
00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:23,080
你敢吗

553
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,560
我就想知道你的名字

554
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:31,900
就这么难吗

555
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:39,890
你躲在下面干什么

556
00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,570
我是个劫匪

557
00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:47,590
你觉得我是个劫匪

558
00:26:47,590 --> 00:27:06,620
你在跟我说话

559
00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:09,160
火机不见了

560
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:20,060
可诚

561
00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:23,130
你管啊

562
00:27:23,130 --> 00:27:32,720
老鼠编剧

563
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,160
八块钱的烟

564
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,280
他竟然只找了我一块钱

565
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,700
尊严就值一块钱

566
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:44,730
或许他早就知道自己灵魂的价格了

567
00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:45,690
我要是跟他一样

568
00:27:45,690 --> 00:27:47,640
我就去投诉他

569
00:27:47,640 --> 00:28:00,940
可是我不会

570
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:04,690
这个戏最适合的演出场所就是在

571
00:28:04,690 --> 00:28:05,970
不应该在这样的剧场里

572
00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:08,530
他就应该在某种下水道里边

573
00:28:08,530 --> 00:28:11,210
就是还有老鼠在旁边蹿来蹿去的

574
00:28:11,210 --> 00:28:12,570
大家就坐一排

575
00:28:12,570 --> 00:28:13,770
就跟他看

576
00:28:13,770 --> 00:28:15,770
看这个烂戏

577
00:28:15,770 --> 00:28:21,400
除此之外就是

578
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,880
这个这个剧本写的太萌了

579
00:28:24,010 --> 00:28:24,730
写的太萌了

580
00:28:24,730 --> 00:28:25,370
太年轻了

581
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:26,610
太可爱了

582
00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:30,620
有的时候说出来的言语

583
00:28:30,620 --> 00:28:33,020
让我觉得它不是一个在

584
00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:36,900
它就是不是一个成人剧本

585
00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:39,720
就是一种就是一种很萌的

586
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,720
我在手机上又刷到那种东西

587
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,880
像QQ空间

588
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,120
对

589
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,000
像QQ空间

590
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,880
就是那种那种那种东西

591
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,120
所以所以我会让会让我时不时忍不住想笑

592
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,040
然后这种也不会让我进的

593
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:59,860
我总感觉就是是一种

594
00:28:59,860 --> 00:29:04,260
编剧的脑子里全是一些

595
00:29:04,260 --> 00:29:08,100
非常让人匪夷所思的一些东西

596
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,060
编剧上还打人

597
00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:13,860
他永远不知道如何表达他想表达的事物

598
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:16,260
你要是觉得这个剧不好

599
00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:20,180
你就自己努力当编剧当导演

600
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:22,020
而不是一味地谩骂

601
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:22,660
他急眼

602
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:23,380
懂不懂

603
00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:24,580
急了

604
00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:25,220
太急了

605
00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:29,220
他急了

606
00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:30,820
你不能说中国足球就不好

607
00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:31,820
你应该上去踢

608
00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:34,620
你不能说关于中国足球

609
00:29:39,020 --> 00:29:40,820
你怂了

610
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:41,420
他抬左手

611
00:29:41,420 --> 00:29:43,420
我想说我想的也不能

612
00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:45,620
这一个还有一个

613
00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:46,820
这有一个

614
00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:48,420
但问题两个都在录

615
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:49,420
录你也怕

616
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:51,420
哪个

617
00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:53,220
另外一个麦子呢

618
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:59,180
坏了 你给他们都听上来了

619
00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:01,180
完了 刚才说了很多

620
00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:02,180
完了 完了 完了 完了

621
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:03,180
回了 回了 回了

622
00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:08,180
没事 没事 接着演

623
00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:11,180
你觉得这个戏烂 你就来建设它

624
00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:12,180
你加什么

625
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:13,180
他急了

626
00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:14,180
我不加 我不说了

627
00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:17,180
你觉得这个戏烂 你就来建设它

628
00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:19,180
而不是因为得逃离

629
00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:20,180
拍到我的烟了

630
00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:22,180
剧场禁止吸烟

631
00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:24,180
马赛克马赛克马赛克的

632
00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:25,940
你又不会抽道具

633
00:30:25,940 --> 00:30:26,900
对啊 道具

634
00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:28,500
对啊 你要抽

635
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,580
你抽意图嘛

636
00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:32,420
心中无烟

637
00:30:32,420 --> 00:30:33,740
手上也无烟

638
00:30:33,740 --> 00:30:34,500
你懂不懂

639
00:30:36,850 --> 00:30:38,730
欢迎大家1月1号来

640
00:30:39,460 --> 00:30:40,660
望进了一栋

641
00:30:40,660 --> 00:30:41,380
那干嘛呢

642
00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:43,940
充满赛博朋克气息的小破楼里

643
00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:45,140
看我们的演出

644
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:48,180
祝我们共度一个愉快

645
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,060
他的麦

646
00:30:49,060 --> 00:30:52,540
我们的帕斯的我们的帕斯

647
00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:55,630
导播这个戏呢确实也是完成度是

648
00:30:55,630 --> 00:30:59,210
在我心里是达不到及格线

649
00:30:59,210 --> 00:31:02,500
但完成度是有很多因素构成的

650
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:06,500
包括表演啊 灯光 舞蹈啊 各种衔接啊

651
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:11,500
所以这个戏因为它是一个所谓的集体创作的一个歌曲

652
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:14,500
就没有导演 也没有舞台监督

653
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:17,500
就很多环节 其实我们有各种各样无数的失误

654
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,500
看来这个你们可能不知道能不能查试一次

655
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,500
快快快接力了

656
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:24,500
快快快

657
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,500
不到到第三幕了

658
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,500
不是我的 同事的

659
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,500
有我

660
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,500
三

661
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:34,500
对 一二

662
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,500
有我

663
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,500
对 有我

664
00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:40,500
所以说我觉得大家该批评还是批评

665
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,500
没有这么演戏的 也没有这么排戏的

666
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,500
这个戏

667
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:46,500
我演员来了之后都不认识

668
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,500
然后排了21天

669
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:52,020
这21天排的东西怎么可能上台演出呢

670
00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:53,940
就光有真诚是不可以的

671
00:31:53,940 --> 00:31:54,660
我们最后

672
00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:56,020
我觉得21天够长

673
00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:57,060
我们

674
00:31:57,060 --> 00:32:05,540
你知道我今天送的是什么吗

675
00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:08,590
内衣

676
00:32:08,590 --> 00:32:10,450
怎么了

677
00:32:10,450 --> 00:32:12,050
你偷看来看了

678
00:32:12,050 --> 00:32:14,320
你不怕投诉

679
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,880
我看上面写着我就拆了

680
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,800
再说了

681
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,360
这种快递破损这种事

682
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,620
谁都没法说

683
00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:24,180
你别这样

684
00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:25,300
你跟他女朋友似的

685
00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:27,300
我离他们还近点

686
00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:29,300
能收到

687
00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:31,300
人家以为咱这就有少数群体

688
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:33,300
那是怎么着

689
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:35,300
你其实是少数群体

690
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:37,300
我没有少数群体

691
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:39,300
你干什么

692
00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,300
帮人笑笑

693
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:47,300
恶心

694
00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:49,300
有人想抹我们的眼

695
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,300
有人想捂住我们的嘴

696
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,520
你们是少数群体吗

697
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,120
但我为少数群体发声

698
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,920
我为它战斗一辈子

699
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,580
世界和平

700
00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:02,180
我愤慨我见到你这种人

701
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:04,580
您对少数群体什么意义

702
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:09,310
为什么你今天感觉整个是飘了呢

703
00:33:09,310 --> 00:33:10,810
我就是说飘了

704
00:33:10,810 --> 00:33:13,310
是哪儿飘了

705
00:33:13,310 --> 00:33:15,810
就是整个就感觉魂飞魄散

706
00:33:15,810 --> 00:33:17,810
魂游天外那种感觉

707
00:33:17,810 --> 00:33:19,810
这个我的问题

708
00:33:19,810 --> 00:33:20,810
因为我在

709
00:33:20,810 --> 00:33:23,100
第一我在读这个剧本的时候

710
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:26,100
我这个同事一啊 就不太喜欢他

711
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:29,100
当然了 同事二我就不喜欢他

712
00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:31,100
而且我也没往里钻

713
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,100
而且我排的时间也少

714
00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:35,100
而且我排的时候又拦着伞

715
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:38,100
你来看你还在看剧本 我都震惊了

716
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:41,100
不是不是 那个是我设计好

717
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:44,100
小设计 我是劲儿的拥有者

718
00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:47,100
这是小设计 这不是我 没没没

719
00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,100
词还没进手

720
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:52,100
这是我的小设计 就是故意让你们误会

721
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:54,580
但是飘我就我是觉得确实演得不太好

722
00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:57,300
因为我在弄那时候弄这个铺的时候

723
00:33:58,300 --> 00:33:59,300
亲你请下来

724
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:01,340
就是演员功课没做到位

725
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,060
我的感觉就是你演得不好

726
00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:04,540
在B站上看见这个戏

727
00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:06,460
你自己的戏自己很喜欢

728
00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:08,180
这个戏你看不上 各位

729
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:08,780
飘

730
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,460
不不不不不没没没

731
00:34:10,460 --> 00:34:11,260
哈哈哈哈

732
00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:13,220
不不不不不不没没

733
00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:14,780
哈哈就是那个是那个

734
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:16,980
这个这个就是我自己功课没做好

735
00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:18,140
就是我我有问题吗

736
00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:19,620
我演没我没演好就是

737
00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:21,180
我没真正真正感受

738
00:34:21,180 --> 00:34:22,220
我没我没下功夫

739
00:34:22,220 --> 00:34:23,180
我把生意丢了

740
00:34:23,580 --> 00:34:25,020
我的问题全是我的问题

741
00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:26,060
我就是欠骂

742
00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:27,140
没人骂我

743
00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:28,260
特级特级的

744
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,060
对你刚才说的还是你的表现吗

745
00:34:34,060 --> 00:34:36,060
我就想问为什么会是这个表现

746
00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:37,460
就是是什么造成了

747
00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:39,180
懒的背后是什么

748
00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:40,300
我演的时候懒得

749
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:41,180
我事多

750
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:41,980
我得出个正前方

751
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:42,980
那你还来干嘛

752
00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:44,740
那你还来这演他吗

753
00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:45,620
他让我来的

754
00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:47,140
他让你来就来

755
00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:48,740
他让你来你就来

756
00:34:48,740 --> 00:34:49,260
对

757
00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:49,900
我爱他

758
00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:50,460
你那么

759
00:34:50,460 --> 00:34:52,460
我爱他

760
00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:55,460
原来他是因为你觉得他跟你像吗

761
00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:56,460
他跟我像

762
00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:58,460
我就爱他 爱美女

763
00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:04,780
我是理想主义者

764
00:35:07,780 --> 00:35:09,780
我是浪漫主义者

765
00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:11,780
不要喊口号

766
00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:13,780
白左七星的诸侯

767
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:16,710
不要喊口号

768
00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:18,710
接着对到哪了

769
00:35:18,710 --> 00:35:24,140
快递破损这种事

770
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:29,260
我拿着那个内衣我就闻

771
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:32,390
那仿佛像是被穿过了一样

772
00:35:32,390 --> 00:35:35,900
我尽量在上面留下我的味道

773
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:38,900
这样女孩下次穿的时候

774
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,900
她就能够想到我

775
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:45,380
见面的时候她就会爱上我

776
00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:46,380
我操

777
00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:48,800
你这那么恶心

778
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,800
单身两年了

779
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,600
你就体谅体谅我吧

780
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,600
再说了

781
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,160
体谅体谅我吧

782
00:35:55,160 --> 00:36:00,320
再说了

783
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,780
我该说啥来着

784
00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:04,340
再说了

785
00:36:04,340 --> 00:36:05,860
你那点工资啊

786
00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:07,340
再说了

787
00:36:07,340 --> 00:36:08,340
我这点工资呀

788
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:10,820
都不够请女孩喝杯酒了呢

789
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:15,120
那是你都自己喝了

790
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,120
没跟你开玩笑啊

791
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,080
我跟你算算

792
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,110
跟女孩出去约会

793
00:36:21,110 --> 00:36:23,940
你总不能让人家掏钱吧

794
00:36:23,940 --> 00:36:25,620
约好了聊好了

795
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:26,820
你得同居吧

796
00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:31,260
同居你房子得租大点的吧

797
00:36:31,260 --> 00:36:32,220
聊好了

798
00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:33,340
同居了

799
00:36:33,340 --> 00:36:34,260
之后呢

800
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:34,900
结婚

801
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,060
对

802
00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:38,060
结婚你得有彩礼吧

803
00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,710
对

804
00:36:39,710 --> 00:36:40,790
婚后呢

805
00:36:40,790 --> 00:36:41,830
房子

806
00:36:41,830 --> 00:36:42,710
车子

807
00:36:42,710 --> 00:36:43,710
户口

808
00:36:43,710 --> 00:36:48,220
孩子上了小学初中高中学费学专业

809
00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:51,290
我俩要劲

810
00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:52,730
墓地

811
00:36:52,730 --> 00:36:54,010
你等会吧

812
00:36:54,010 --> 00:36:55,610
你还没到约会那一步

813
00:36:55,610 --> 00:36:57,210
就想到墓地真那么够丑

814
00:36:57,210 --> 00:36:58,900
我是没想到的

815
00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:00,060
也是的

816
00:37:00,060 --> 00:37:01,380
你单身两年了

817
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:02,620
你急了

818
00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:05,790
我急什么呀

819
00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:07,030
这儿还有一个

820
00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:10,510
二十七年的老处男是吧

821
00:37:10,510 --> 00:37:11,390
他还没急呢

822
00:37:11,390 --> 00:37:15,140
这不到现在也一直单着呢

823
00:37:16,330 --> 00:37:17,130
送下午的了吧

824
00:37:17,130 --> 00:37:18,850
差不多

825
00:37:18,850 --> 00:37:20,570
也是啊

826
00:37:20,570 --> 00:37:21,610
对了

827
00:37:21,610 --> 00:37:22,850
从那个货里面

828
00:37:22,850 --> 00:37:24,330
给我挑几个女孩出来

829
00:37:24,330 --> 00:37:26,690
我帮你送了

830
00:37:26,690 --> 00:37:28,960
就当给我交对象了

831
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,280
要是成了的话

832
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,890
份子钱我给你免了

833
00:37:32,890 --> 00:37:34,010
别给我整人妖啊

834
00:37:34,010 --> 00:37:34,890
放心

835
00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:37,190
我怎么办你

836
00:37:37,190 --> 00:37:38,470
小水

837
00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:39,890
小水

838
00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:42,220
我们先走了

839
00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:43,420
走啊

840
00:37:43,420 --> 00:37:49,220
走走走

841
00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:49,860
小水

842
00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:56,300
来了

843
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:57,900
垮掉垮掉

844
00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:59,070
不是你们垮掉

845
00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:01,800
是我们摄影垮掉

846
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:02,960
对 摄影垮掉了

847
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:03,760
怎么了 没录好吗

848
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,400
第一个摄影不在

849
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,880
这个距离还没录好

850
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:06,640
那下一场

851
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,040
就是一场是我们了吗

852
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,920
但是这一场没有拍像

853
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:10,600
还录吗

854
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,480
再录吗

855
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,480
再录吗

856
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,920
这一场没有拍像

857
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:14,760
这就不意外了

858
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,400
就刚才这一场整个都没拍

859
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,480
拍了一半

860
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,000
后半段就

861
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,400
哇好契机啊

862
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,360
你就重来

863
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,200
那就卡了

864
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:22,800
下一个

865
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,760
我还

866
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,920
因为他到时候剪也不会全剪

867
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,520
就是你只是要素材是吧

868
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,000
对

869
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,040
那要等那个何发回来再继续吗

870
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:30,360
有

871
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:30,960
等一下

872
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:31,520
等一下吧

873
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,720
行 等他一下吧

874
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,120
我还有一段词没哭了

875
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,600
然后再到老板的

876
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,360
只要那个额外的部分

877
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,840
不要戏的

878
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,040
那我们还演什么戏啊

879
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,630
不演戏啊

880
00:38:43,630 --> 00:38:44,510
为什么不演呢

881
00:38:44,510 --> 00:38:46,510
不是不是你不是说要额外的部分吗

882
00:38:46,510 --> 00:38:52,510
你不会以为说最后要把整个戏全部剪出来发出去吗

883
00:38:52,510 --> 00:38:55,510
主要剪的是比如说沾一点戏

884
00:38:55,510 --> 00:38:58,510
然后只要中间那些就戏外的那些东西要的那些

885
00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,510
但是你们要在戏里

886
00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:03,510
对啊就是我刚才那么说说你演的那些

887
00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:04,510
那这样吧

888
00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:05,510
我觉得那其实

889
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:06,510
可以缩短

890
00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:08,510
对就是摘几个片段

891
00:39:08,510 --> 00:39:09,510
别从头到尾连了

892
00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:10,510
就没时间了

893
00:39:10,510 --> 00:39:11,510
就摘几个片段

894
00:39:11,510 --> 00:39:16,510
就每一个演员都来一次

895
00:39:16,510 --> 00:39:19,510
每一个人都出镜一次

896
00:39:19,510 --> 00:39:20,510
然后说几句话

897
00:39:20,510 --> 00:39:22,510
这样就能把这个都拍完了

898
00:39:22,510 --> 00:39:23,510
咱俩

899
00:39:23,510 --> 00:39:24,510
怎么样

900
00:39:24,510 --> 00:39:26,510
拍一些自己觉得经典的内幕

901
00:39:26,510 --> 00:39:28,510
比如说你选几个片段

902
00:39:28,510 --> 00:39:31,510
可能沾一点戏剧的

903
00:39:31,510 --> 00:39:32,510
沾一点戏的

904
00:39:32,510 --> 00:39:33,510
然后也有戏外的

905
00:39:33,510 --> 00:39:34,510
什么

906
00:39:34,510 --> 00:39:35,510
全部戏剧的

907
00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:36,510
对吧

908
00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:38,510
我都要

909
00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:39,510
都要

910
00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:40,510
都要就继续吧

911
00:39:40,510 --> 00:39:48,270
继续快走快快效率快就是就是在是我们非常快的把他排完之后

912
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:54,560
那也撑死一个吧对吧那不也才到那来吧来吧来吧我的车我的车

913
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:01,080
啊太可惜了如果我活成他的样子我会把自己给

914
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,140
好嘞

915
00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:06,970
好嘞

916
00:40:06,970 --> 00:40:13,480
观众大概这么近

917
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,180
观众这么近

918
00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:18,180
观众就这么近

919
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:22,230
放我一脸

920
00:40:22,230 --> 00:40:24,230
以这样敷衍的方式

921
00:40:24,230 --> 00:40:26,230
不是什么词

922
00:40:26,230 --> 00:40:28,230
你们把我的词给打断了

923
00:40:28,230 --> 00:40:32,420
以这种潜伏的方式

924
00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:34,420
建立关系无疑是在侮辱爱情

925
00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:36,420
频繁的相遇

926
00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:38,420
敷衍的表白

927
00:40:38,420 --> 00:40:41,500
甚至为了一次意外而结婚

928
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:44,860
只为了能让这个意外顺利降生

929
00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:46,500
他就应该被抓起来

930
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:47,830
我告诉你

931
00:40:47,830 --> 00:40:50,390
可是我跟他不一样

932
00:40:50,390 --> 00:40:51,510
告密这种事

933
00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:51,990
哪不一样

934
00:40:51,990 --> 00:40:54,740
只有他这样的人会做

935
00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:59,300
我最烦别人碰我的肩膀

936
00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:02,570
完了

937
00:41:02,570 --> 00:41:03,970
他们欺负我

938
00:41:05,570 --> 00:41:07,570
我最烦别人碰我的肩膀

939
00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:11,420
怎么还不回来呢

940
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:14,460
奉行将宝来了

941
00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:21,050
不知道

942
00:41:21,050 --> 00:41:21,850
那谁

943
00:41:21,850 --> 00:41:23,040
你

944
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:23,720
老板

945
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,640
让你去一趟

946
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:35,310
我去找老板了

947
00:41:35,310 --> 00:41:40,950
这个本子确实它存在很多的一些逻辑上面的一些东西

948
00:41:40,950 --> 00:41:43,550
包括有的台词

949
00:41:43,550 --> 00:41:45,630
就我刚拿到这个本子的时候

950
00:41:45,630 --> 00:41:48,030
就很多台词我也不知道啥意思

951
00:41:48,030 --> 00:41:55,670
就很多就很多台词我可能前两三天之前我也没我那会我还没明白

952
00:41:55,910 --> 00:41:57,110
你到底写是个啥意思

953
00:41:57,820 --> 00:42:02,890
然后就就慢慢合理嘛就慢慢自己给自己合理合理化

954
00:42:02,890 --> 00:42:06,090
然后就那样的去去创作

955
00:42:06,090 --> 00:42:16,290
然后呃我觉得就我们这几个演员其实还都是挺挺认真的

956
00:42:16,290 --> 00:42:19,900
就是你倒是做呀

957
00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:33,520
他这个地方是不是有病啊

958
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:39,810
精神疾病啊

959
00:42:39,810 --> 00:42:40,810
谈不上

960
00:42:40,810 --> 00:42:42,810
但多少沾点

961
00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:44,810
他这种人啊

962
00:42:44,810 --> 00:42:49,980
说百分之百危害社会

963
00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:52,050
那可能冤枉他

964
00:42:52,050 --> 00:42:55,050
但说百分之九十会干坏事

965
00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:58,060
那肯定是不够的

966
00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:17,380
两个麦举你

967
00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:18,380
采访

968
00:43:18,380 --> 00:43:19,380
说话吧

969
00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:21,380
什么烂戏

970
00:43:21,380 --> 00:43:26,200
这他妈谁写的

971
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:30,660
我不好说

972
00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:35,260
来说两句

973
00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:36,260
老板来了

974
00:43:36,260 --> 00:43:37,260
到我了

975
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:41,110
快点

976
00:43:41,110 --> 00:43:42,110
来吧

977
00:43:42,110 --> 00:43:49,900
老板来了

978
00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:50,900
给大家介绍一下

979
00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:51,900
这位是我的老板

980
00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:54,930
我是他的员工

981
00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:57,930
被剥削者

982
00:43:57,930 --> 00:43:59,930
剥削什么

983
00:43:59,930 --> 00:44:01,930
我他妈就想问剥削什么了

984
00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:04,340
说一下

985
00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:07,360
对吧

986
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,360
给你钱

987
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,360
给了你个工作 给了你个钱

988
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,360
剥削你什么了

989
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,360
你不是按劳动挣钱吗

990
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,360
老板

991
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,360
剥削什么了

992
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,360
对吧 剥削什么了

993
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,360
无病呻吟

994
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,360
对啊 无病呻吟

995
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,360
对吧 他剥削什么了 我剥削他什么了

996
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,360
有钱挣吗

997
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,360
进来兴建过你 他剥削你什么了

998
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,360
有钱挣吗 有工作吗

999
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:31,360
这首歌怎么唱来着

1000
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,360
什么

1001
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,360
这国际歌怎么唱来着

1002
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:39,360
起来不愿做奴隶的人

1003
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,760
不敢唱啊 可不敢唱

1004
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:41,560
来录起来

1005
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:45,160
起来不愿做奴隶

1006
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,560
起来饥寒

1007
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,360
起来饥寒

1008
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:49,560
我来唱你唱

1009
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:53,760
起来饥寒交迫的奴隶

1010
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,760
起来全世界受苦的人

1011
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,760
等待着被斩杀

1012
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:42,960
我甚至觉得

1013
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,960
我还不如一头猪

1014
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,560
猪可以吃了睡

1015
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,360
睡了吃什么都不用想

1016
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:48,960
而我

1017
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,760
而我还甘受人剥削

1018
00:45:53,760 --> 00:46:00,790
我不知道我是那种猪的时候

1019
00:46:00,790 --> 00:46:03,190
我跟一箱猪一样吃

1020
00:46:03,190 --> 00:46:04,190
睡

1021
00:46:04,190 --> 00:46:05,190
工作

1022
00:46:05,190 --> 00:46:06,590
什么都不用想

1023
00:46:06,590 --> 00:46:09,450
我一旦知道自己最终的命运

1024
00:46:09,450 --> 00:46:11,250
我就该反抗

1025
00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,900
没有什么理想

1026
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:16,700
就单纯的为我的利益反抗

1027
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:17,700
哦

1028
00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:28,180
满腔的热血已经沸腾

1029
00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:31,340
要为真理而斗争

1030
00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:35,750
大家好 我要跟这三个人说话

1031
00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:39,750
旧世界打个落花流水

1032
00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:41,750
快唱嘛 没关系的

1033
00:46:41,750 --> 00:46:42,750
我们唱了

1034
00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:44,750
我爱北京天安门 天

1035
00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:46,750
太阳升

1036
00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:51,980
听说

1037
00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:55,840
你最近心态放的不是很正啊

1038
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,840
是不是有什么事情干扰了你的情绪

1039
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,840
没事 说就行了

1040
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,840
希望你能接受我的帮助

1041
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,840
毕竟你刚来

1042
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:08,290
融入大家还需要一些时间

1043
00:47:08,290 --> 00:47:11,290
不用 我摊牌了

1044
00:47:11,290 --> 00:47:15,990
你让我们每天重复这些机械工作

1045
00:47:15,990 --> 00:47:18,990
让我们丧失了独立思考的能力

1046
00:47:18,990 --> 00:47:21,060
这种无限重复的工作

1047
00:47:21,060 --> 00:47:23,060
为什么不让机器直接代替

1048
00:47:23,060 --> 00:47:24,260
那我也没办法呀

1049
00:47:24,260 --> 00:47:26,660
你总不能什么事都让机器去做吧

1050
00:47:26,660 --> 00:47:27,660
老板

1051
00:47:27,660 --> 00:47:29,860
从毕业起我就在咱们公司

1052
00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:31,060
为什么

1053
00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:33,420
因为我觉得你还有救

1054
00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:36,420
他们都被金钱腐蚀了

1055
00:47:38,210 --> 00:47:39,610
老板你知道吗

1056
00:47:39,610 --> 00:47:44,020
10%的人掌握了整个社会90%的资源

1057
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:48,030
到我们这些人手里只剩这么点

1058
00:47:48,030 --> 00:47:50,230
你竟然还要为他们开脱

1059
00:47:50,230 --> 00:47:52,150
要吃饭的吗

1060
00:47:52,150 --> 00:47:53,180
你看

1061
00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:55,180
从前是种地收粮

1062
00:47:55,180 --> 00:47:57,180
现在都不用这么辛苦了

1063
00:47:57,180 --> 00:48:00,410
只需要牺牲一下小小的人格就能吃饱

1064
00:48:00,410 --> 00:48:02,570
你怎么就不肯低下头呢

1065
00:48:02,570 --> 00:48:04,570
知道我为什么融不进去吗

1066
00:48:04,570 --> 00:48:07,400
那帮人

1067
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,400
每天沉迷于碎片化的短暂娱乐之中

1068
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,500
工作之余就是一头扎进短视频中

1069
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:17,500
不可自拔为那些资本家们贡献流量

1070
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:21,350
更可笑的是他们连

1071
00:48:21,350 --> 00:48:24,350
辨别自己是否沉溺于

1072
00:48:24,350 --> 00:48:31,830
他们连辨别自己是否沉溺于劣质娱乐的能力都没有

1073
00:48:31,830 --> 00:48:34,430
我是说如果没有吃过好的东西

1074
00:48:34,430 --> 00:48:37,550
就不知道自己的食物是粗劣的

1075
00:48:37,550 --> 00:48:38,750
那你想怎么样

1076
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:39,950
如果我在你的位置

1077
00:48:39,950 --> 00:48:42,350
我会做一次大清洗

1078
00:48:42,350 --> 00:48:45,350
我会在开会时播放一部小众的文艺电影

1079
00:48:45,350 --> 00:48:48,750
期间上厕所的 看手机的 打瞌睡的

1080
00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:49,950
通通开除

1081
00:48:49,950 --> 00:48:51,550
那样我连员工都没了

1082
00:48:51,550 --> 00:48:53,150
看着我的眼睛说

1083
00:48:53,150 --> 00:48:54,150
明白了

1084
00:48:54,150 --> 00:48:58,150
看着我的眼睛 说 明白了 听到了吗

1085
00:48:58,150 --> 00:48:59,660
明白了

1086
00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:13,390
我的眼睛 说 听到了吗

1087
00:49:13,390 --> 00:49:15,810
我在跟你说话 你听到了吗

1088
00:49:15,810 --> 00:49:18,810
我在跟你说话呢 你听到了吗

1089
00:49:18,810 --> 00:49:22,450
我在跟你说话呢 你听到了吗

1090
00:49:22,450 --> 00:49:28,700
我在跟你说话呢 你听到了吗

1091
00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:30,700
别玩了

1092
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,120
听到了 听到了

1093
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:33,120
对不起 老板

1094
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,120
你最近怎么回事

1095
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,120
干嘛每天摆着一副臭脸

1096
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,120
我没招你吧

1097
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,270
他们也没招你吧

1098
00:49:44,270 --> 00:49:47,260
你说话呀

1099
00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:49,260
行你爱说不说

1100
00:49:49,260 --> 00:49:51,420
你这都来了一周了

1101
00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:53,640
说话呀

1102
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,640
还跟他们融不进去

1103
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,640
我去找人事部

1104
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,640
老板我没这个意思

1105
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,640
我寻思我每天都重复这些机械工作

1106
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,640
有点无聊

1107
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,640
我觉得自己像一机器

1108
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:11,410
还不如用机器代替我的

1109
00:50:11,410 --> 00:50:14,090
他这个想法真他妈好

1110
00:50:14,090 --> 00:50:16,090
那我不如用机器换了你呢

1111
00:50:16,090 --> 00:50:17,050
我要你干嘛

1112
00:50:19,050 --> 00:50:20,370
你知道我为什么用你吗

1113
00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:23,450
因为你比机器便宜

1114
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,160
你一毕业我就让你来到我公司上班

1115
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:29,720
为什么

1116
00:50:32,590 --> 00:50:34,960
因为我觉得你还有救

1117
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,760
大部分年轻人都太飘了

1118
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,580
眼高手低的

1119
00:50:39,580 --> 00:50:41,900
你们是这个社会的根基

1120
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,420
要是你们没有责任和担当

1121
00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:45,980
这个社会就垮了

1122
00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:48,260
你还想跟他们同流合污啊你

1123
00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:58,380
你知道你为什么融不进去吗

1124
00:50:58,380 --> 00:50:59,900
你看看他们

1125
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:02,220
平常没事爱看短视频

1126
00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:04,500
工作之余

1127
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:07,590
要搞一些乱七八糟的

1128
00:51:07,590 --> 00:51:08,510
聊聊天

1129
00:51:08,510 --> 00:51:09,670
喝喝茶

1130
00:51:09,670 --> 00:51:11,750
你得学会融入集体

1131
00:51:11,750 --> 00:51:16,230
可是我不想沉溺于这种低劣的娱乐中

1132
00:51:16,230 --> 00:51:21,030
你看都没看你说人低劣

1133
00:51:21,030 --> 00:51:29,500
你是有多高贵啊

1134
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:31,220
让他给我摊牌

1135
00:51:31,220 --> 00:51:32,060
干还是不干

1136
00:51:32,060 --> 00:51:35,380
说句话

1137
00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:36,500
你说话呀

1138
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:39,140
干不干

1139
00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:43,180
干

1140
00:51:43,180 --> 00:51:44,020
以后跟我说话

1141
00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:45,300
看着我的眼睛

1142
00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:46,980
让我知道你在跟我说话

1143
00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:48,100
明白了吗

1144
00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:48,980
明白了

1145
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:50,850
那另来了

1146
00:51:50,850 --> 00:51:51,690
这个

1147
00:51:51,690 --> 00:51:52,450
谢谢啊

1148
00:51:52,450 --> 00:51:54,280
正点

1149
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,440
有点认不出来啊

1150
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,820
你别欺负他

1151
00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:59,820
不听话就打

1152
00:51:59,820 --> 00:52:01,820
我哪敢

1153
00:52:01,820 --> 00:52:03,820
就是演二十多岁

1154
00:52:03,820 --> 00:52:05,820
这么多年呢

1155
00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:07,820
我有一些不好的习惯

1156
00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:09,820
第一 扫自己的门前雪

1157
00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:11,820
不管他

1158
00:52:11,820 --> 00:52:13,820
这是因为我们在影视剧是这样的

1159
00:52:13,820 --> 00:52:15,820
有快进快出

1160
00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:17,820
很少有演员去干涉其他表演

1161
00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:19,820
所以我多只管我自己

1162
00:52:19,820 --> 00:52:21,820
你做怎么样

1163
00:52:21,820 --> 00:52:23,820
我不会多说 大概会说一半

1164
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:27,820
因为他是跳出了男主的想法或者是幻觉或者是

1165
00:52:28,110 --> 00:52:29,110
这是一个

1166
00:52:29,110 --> 00:52:32,110
所以当时有人提出来是谁提出来说

1167
00:52:32,110 --> 00:52:34,110
演员不在一个平均线上那我不知道

1168
00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:37,110
但是我的每场戏我跟他是在一条线上

1169
00:52:37,110 --> 00:52:40,430
所以对整个剧没有导演我也是能接受的

1170
00:52:40,430 --> 00:52:43,430
这是不应该的 没有一个人去把控

1171
00:52:43,430 --> 00:52:45,500
没有一个人去平衡

1172
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:46,500
我也不知道为什么会这样

1173
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:49,500
其次也是因为影视剧参与了很多央视的剧

1174
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,500
它有很多剧本是一个字都不能改的

1175
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,500
因为是历史人物说的

1176
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:56,260
我们去演戏的时候把这些人就全部当作莎士比亚

1177
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:58,220
不管他是写的什么乱七八糟的

1178
00:52:58,780 --> 00:53:00,220
你都要保证一个字不能改

1179
00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:02,180
所以在这个剧本上的逻辑是有问题

1180
00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:03,940
人物动机是有问题

1181
00:53:04,740 --> 00:53:05,740
台词是搭不上的

1182
00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:06,740
但是我不管

1183
00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:08,020
因为他是莎士比亚

1184
00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:09,540
所以一定是我的问题

1185
00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:11,420
所以我在竭尽我自己的全力

1186
00:53:11,660 --> 00:53:12,660
让他所有的话

1187
00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:14,260
所有的逻辑都是合理的

1188
00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:15,780
这个我会做到

1189
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,300
然后今天确实有失误

1190
00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:21,900
那么失误我在临场的时候也进行了更改

1191
00:53:21,900 --> 00:53:26,060
你最后演到六十多岁

1192
00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:28,260
我是秘书 餐厅秘书

1193
00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:30,140
官兵第一 后来是省委书记

1194
00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:33,100
都演到省委书记了

1195
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:34,580
你都把我甩了 自己出国了

1196
00:53:34,580 --> 00:53:36,580
最后我又回来 我又追回来了

1197
00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:40,540
那么牛逼啊 这都 这演的

1198
00:53:40,540 --> 00:53:59,460
来的时候都说 公司是大家的

1199
00:53:59,460 --> 00:54:01,700
我们都是一家人

1200
00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:03,940
这到头来还不是他的吗

1201
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:05,940
他们不会走路了

1202
00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:09,550
必须得每天在这指着那个天说

1203
00:54:09,550 --> 00:54:10,550
我今天就要布莱希特

1204
00:54:10,550 --> 00:54:11,550
我今天就要斯坦尼

1205
00:54:11,550 --> 00:54:12,550
我今天是这个

1206
00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:13,550
我今天是那个

1207
00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:14,550
我今天是那个

1208
00:54:14,550 --> 00:54:18,940
问题是那些人已经死了

1209
00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:21,320
然后你为什么不按我的演呢

1210
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:22,320
因为我还活着呢

1211
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,380
你问我呀

1212
00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:26,380
说什么你赖以生存的地方

1213
00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:27,380
正是你的公司

1214
00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:30,380
你什么样子公司就什么样子

1215
00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:31,380
你觉得公司不好

1216
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:34,380
就要努力的去提升自己当领导

1217
00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:40,220
当领导而不是一辈子骂骂抱怨甚至逃鸟

1218
00:54:40,220 --> 00:54:43,020
举报不管人家都不用我们的快递

1219
00:54:43,020 --> 00:54:46,370
快递越来越少

1220
00:54:46,370 --> 00:54:48,370
工资越来越少

1221
00:54:48,370 --> 00:54:58,300
是我去偷拆人家包裹了

1222
00:54:58,300 --> 00:54:59,300
然后

1223
00:54:59,300 --> 00:55:01,500
那他就是

1224
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:05,320
他是否在这个场地中发生的时候太干净了

1225
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,720
就我可能会想象

1226
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,920
如果这是一个老鼠待的地方

1227
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,220
然后我会觉得这个地方要骚

1228
00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:12,820
然后要臭要脏

1229
00:55:12,820 --> 00:55:14,820
然后我们每个人就不能那么光鲜

1230
00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:15,780
而且我记得

1231
00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:17,780
昨天比如说买票的时候

1232
00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:20,580
那个会问你是无产阶级吗

1233
00:55:27,340 --> 00:55:28,940
然后是哪一幕来着

1234
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,360
不是 第四幕

1235
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,680
第四幕

1236
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:35,520
群豪到哪一幕了

1237
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,860
是我去偷拆人家包裹了

1238
00:55:39,860 --> 00:55:41,620
我起不住睡

1239
00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:42,100
完了

1240
00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:43,380
一幕都忘了咋演

1241
00:55:44,900 --> 00:55:48,850
不演了

1242
00:55:48,850 --> 00:55:49,730
解散吧 解散

1243
00:55:49,730 --> 00:55:51,010
别录了 解散

1244
00:55:51,010 --> 00:55:52,690
什么剧组这么不专一

1245
00:55:52,690 --> 00:55:57,930
解散

1246
00:55:57,930 --> 00:55:59,210
你不是有剧本吗

1247
00:55:59,210 --> 00:56:01,970
对你们什么演员啊

1248
00:56:01,970 --> 00:56:03,250
第四幕了

1249
00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:05,370
赶紧的

1250
00:56:05,370 --> 00:56:07,010
该哪个

1251
00:56:07,010 --> 00:56:09,050
《摸摸唱》演了吗

1252
00:56:09,050 --> 00:56:09,450
去演了

1253
00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:10,610
《摸摸唱》

1254
00:56:10,610 --> 00:56:11,810
哎

1255
00:56:11,810 --> 00:56:12,930
我去解散

1256
00:56:12,930 --> 00:56:13,330
哦

1257
00:56:13,330 --> 00:56:14,810
我去解散

1258
00:56:14,810 --> 00:56:16,370
我给你把我的纸摘走

1259
00:56:16,370 --> 00:56:17,570
我给你把纸摘走

1260
00:56:17,570 --> 00:56:18,130
二号

1261
00:56:18,130 --> 00:56:18,890
也行

1262
00:56:18,890 --> 00:56:20,290
带着吧

1263
00:56:20,290 --> 00:56:21,130
我可以帮你搭个话

1264
00:56:21,130 --> 00:56:22,210
你要是忘了的时候

1265
00:56:22,210 --> 00:56:23,450
没事

1266
00:56:23,450 --> 00:56:27,130
我帮你接词

1267
00:56:27,130 --> 00:56:27,890
干着说

1268
00:56:57,130 --> 00:56:58,130
坐

1269
00:57:08,350 --> 00:57:09,350
什么叫

1270
00:57:10,350 --> 00:57:11,350
什么叫过场戏

1271
00:57:11,350 --> 00:57:12,350
什么叫过

1272
00:57:12,350 --> 00:57:14,350
这是正戏

1273
00:57:14,350 --> 00:57:15,350
这叫唱它

1274
00:57:15,350 --> 00:57:16,350
什么你滚

1275
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:17,350
这叫正戏

1276
00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:18,350
什么都不懂

1277
00:57:18,350 --> 00:57:20,350
我们才是主角好吧

1278
00:57:21,350 --> 00:57:22,350
第一道古文

1279
00:57:22,350 --> 00:57:24,350
我们才是灵魂

1280
00:57:24,350 --> 00:57:25,350
开演

1281
00:57:25,350 --> 00:57:27,930
有一次我去KTV

1282
00:57:27,930 --> 00:57:29,930
朋友给我喊了个摸摸唱

1283
00:57:29,930 --> 00:57:30,930
正常的

1284
00:57:30,930 --> 00:57:32,930
有一次我去KTV

1285
00:57:32,930 --> 00:57:34,930
现实主义

1286
00:57:34,930 --> 00:57:36,930
有一次我去KTV

1287
00:57:36,930 --> 00:57:38,930
朋友给我喊了一个摸摸唱

1288
00:57:38,930 --> 00:57:40,930
我全身紧张得要死

1289
00:57:40,930 --> 00:57:46,180
我身体都是僵硬的

1290
00:57:46,180 --> 00:57:48,180
他们在那玩骰子

1291
00:57:48,180 --> 00:57:50,180
我不会玩

1292
00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:52,180
他就陪我玩21点

1293
00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:54,370
还跟他的好姐妹说

1294
00:57:54,370 --> 00:57:56,370
我俩在玩21点

1295
00:57:56,370 --> 00:57:58,370
还偷着嘴笑

1296
00:57:58,370 --> 00:58:00,370
我觉得我的尊严

1297
00:58:00,370 --> 00:58:03,210
被酒女给践踏了

1298
00:58:03,210 --> 00:58:07,010
我很生气

1299
00:58:07,010 --> 00:58:10,840
他们都在那随便地摸

1300
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,920
但我的手

1301
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,600
我只敢放在腰上

1302
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:14,320
我不敢动

1303
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,880
怎么着呢

1304
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,600
但是

1305
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,980
为了男人的尊严

1306
00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:23,740
我的手

1307
00:58:23,740 --> 00:58:28,190
我也开始妒忌地往上摸

1308
00:58:28,190 --> 00:58:33,290
她轻轻地拍了一下我的手

1309
00:58:33,290 --> 00:58:37,230
然后我就怂了

1310
00:58:37,230 --> 00:58:39,790
过了一会儿我又往上摸

1311
00:58:39,790 --> 00:58:42,060
她抓着我的手

1312
00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:44,330
她在我的耳朵上

1313
00:58:44,330 --> 00:58:47,020
她今天就跟我说

1314
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:49,120
她跟我说

1315
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:55,240
你乖乖的好不好

1316
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,760
听到这句话

1317
00:58:56,760 --> 00:59:01,830
我差点我当时跪下来喊她妈

1318
00:59:01,830 --> 00:59:02,750
真的

1319
00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:10,050
从来没有人对我这么温柔地说过这种话

1320
00:59:10,050 --> 00:59:13,610
我把自己伪装得无欲无求

1321
00:59:13,610 --> 00:59:15,630
天性凉薄

1322
00:59:15,630 --> 00:59:20,160
再加上我这个个子

1323
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,850
不高

1324
00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:25,710
别人都以为我很坚强

1325
00:59:25,710 --> 00:59:29,480
但听了她这个话以后

1326
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:31,000
我感受到了母爱

1327
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:37,260
傻皮

1328
00:59:37,260 --> 00:59:40,830
如果她不是一个陪酒女孩

1329
00:59:40,830 --> 00:59:41,830
该有多好

1330
00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:46,900
傻皮

1331
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:05,520
没事

1332
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:06,520
来 镜头

1333
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:07,520
转向我

1334
01:00:09,190 --> 01:00:10,110
我要吐槽

1335
01:00:10,110 --> 01:00:10,510
不

1336
01:00:10,510 --> 01:00:11,310
我不是要吐槽

1337
01:00:11,310 --> 01:00:17,620
我要分享一个我今天上午发生的一件事情

1338
01:00:17,620 --> 01:00:19,540
我今天上午刚去过牙科医院

1339
01:00:19,540 --> 01:00:24,410
然后大家看我的嘴

1340
01:00:24,410 --> 01:00:26,010
我的嘴说话很难受

1341
01:00:26,010 --> 01:00:30,000
我的上牙跟下牙连着一根皮筋

1342
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,510
我的嘴就像是被缝上了一样

1343
01:00:33,510 --> 01:00:35,870
所以我太难了

1344
01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:39,480
我太难了

1345
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:48,100
到谁了

1346
01:00:48,100 --> 01:00:53,330
第四幕的演员

1347
01:00:53,330 --> 01:00:54,530
第四幕的演员上场

1348
01:00:54,530 --> 01:00:56,010
不是两个吧 还有一个

1349
01:00:58,170 --> 01:00:59,050
第四幕是谁

1350
01:00:59,050 --> 01:01:00,330
第四幕三个演员

1351
01:01:00,330 --> 01:01:01,370
买买买

1352
01:01:01,370 --> 01:01:03,170
第四幕是浑浑

1353
01:01:03,170 --> 01:01:04,250
我会唱

1354
01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:05,250
来了

1355
01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:07,050
出场戏来了

1356
01:01:07,050 --> 01:01:08,570
女神

1357
01:01:08,570 --> 01:01:09,570
女神

1358
01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:24,340
这场戏我变了一个人

1359
01:01:24,340 --> 01:01:25,700
我是皮条客

1360
01:01:25,700 --> 01:01:26,500
不要问我为什么

1361
01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,500
我也不知道

1362
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:30,300
皮条客是看不清脸的

1363
01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:31,220
所以我戴口罩

1364
01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:31,980
老鼠

1365
01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:32,500
杀了吗

1366
01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:33,420
求救

1367
01:01:33,420 --> 01:01:35,380
看我这头油的衣服

1368
01:01:35,380 --> 01:01:36,890
谢谢

1369
01:01:36,890 --> 01:01:38,050
哦

1370
01:01:38,050 --> 01:01:38,610
我的烟

1371
01:01:38,610 --> 01:01:40,770
我是皮条客

1372
01:01:40,770 --> 01:01:41,170
烟

1373
01:01:41,170 --> 01:01:43,140
借我一支烟

1374
01:01:43,140 --> 01:01:43,500
妈的

1375
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:44,380
想从老板这拿烟

1376
01:01:44,380 --> 01:01:45,940
滚

1377
01:01:45,940 --> 01:01:48,140
无实物

1378
01:01:48,140 --> 01:01:48,700
要点吗

1379
01:01:48,700 --> 01:01:49,220
不点了

1380
01:01:49,220 --> 01:01:52,620
剧场就不点了

1381
01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:54,220
点太专业了

1382
01:01:54,220 --> 01:01:56,660
你不能强迫我做我不喜欢的事

1383
01:01:56,660 --> 01:01:58,700
这钱是不能推的

1384
01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:09,830
你怎么能出尔反尔呢

1385
01:02:10,830 --> 01:02:11,550
跟你讲啊

1386
01:02:11,550 --> 01:02:12,910
这客户点名要你

1387
01:02:13,390 --> 01:02:14,510
他我可惹不起

1388
01:02:15,130 --> 01:02:15,930
你要是不走

1389
01:02:15,930 --> 01:02:17,130
我就把你掳上车

1390
01:02:17,130 --> 01:02:18,210
咱们谁也不好看

1391
01:02:18,770 --> 01:02:19,410
这样吧

1392
01:02:20,450 --> 01:02:21,290
这回

1393
01:02:21,770 --> 01:02:23,780
你掳身仗

1394
01:02:24,180 --> 01:02:25,620
你弄疼我了

1395
01:02:25,620 --> 01:02:28,440
你放手

1396
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:31,050
你就不怕以来

1397
01:02:31,050 --> 01:02:32,340
你再也不敢

1398
01:02:32,340 --> 01:02:33,420
你再也不敢

1399
01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:34,420
你再也不敢

1400
01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:35,420
你再也不敢

1401
01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:36,420
你再也不敢

1402
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:37,420
你再也不敢

1403
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:39,950
看你来条子吗

1404
01:02:39,950 --> 01:02:41,450
条子

1405
01:02:41,450 --> 01:02:43,330
哥在倒浪货

1406
01:02:43,330 --> 01:02:45,080
你干什么

1407
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,360
没有倒浪货是保留王总

1408
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,200
不去大街去你家

1409
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,040
有病

1410
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,160
我操你

1411
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,880
我去

1412
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:55,720
我操他妈的

1413
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:58,840
我操 是拉皮条的

1414
01:02:58,840 --> 01:02:59,680
打他

1415
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,280
他妈的

1416
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:04,390
狗拿耗子是吧

1417
01:03:04,390 --> 01:03:07,930
装逼是吗

1418
01:03:07,930 --> 01:03:09,090
你连狗都不配

1419
01:03:09,090 --> 01:03:10,930
你就是个耗子

1420
01:03:10,930 --> 01:03:11,690
你要不能打

1421
01:03:11,690 --> 01:03:12,690
你傻

1422
01:03:12,690 --> 01:03:13,780
偷你吗

1423
01:03:13,780 --> 01:03:18,280
去哪 打你

1424
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,280
你没事吧

1425
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:21,280
有事

1426
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:22,280
你赶紧滚吧

1427
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,340
骂得好

1428
01:03:24,340 --> 01:03:30,390
走 咱们走

1429
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:35,520
咋了 宝宝

1430
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,520
走了 接客

1431
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:41,950
放手

1432
01:03:41,950 --> 01:03:42,950
不好意思了

1433
01:03:42,950 --> 01:03:44,980
接了多少客来

1434
01:03:44,980 --> 01:03:46,850
怎么了

1435
01:03:46,850 --> 01:03:47,850
这段你自己下场

1436
01:03:47,850 --> 01:03:48,850
我还有戏呢

1437
01:03:48,850 --> 01:03:54,120
你这词还没说呢

1438
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,320
我没词了该

1439
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,520
有啊 走了宝宝 你有词

1440
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:58,320
讨厌

1441
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,520
你知道强碰我的结果对吧

1442
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,920
大不了上次的事情我就再来一回

1443
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,320
我一直不知道上次发生什么事了

1444
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:09,580
上次发生什么事了

1445
01:04:09,580 --> 01:04:11,180
开车

1446
01:04:11,180 --> 01:04:12,780
上次你拉一大车货

1447
01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:13,980
然后他不愿意去

1448
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:14,780
你又让他去

1449
01:04:14,780 --> 01:04:15,980
他把人懒得打了

1450
01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:18,180
哎呦我操

1451
01:04:18,180 --> 01:04:18,780
是吗

1452
01:04:18,780 --> 01:04:20,580
那算了

1453
01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:22,900
我跟你讲啊

1454
01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:24,940
我找Lisa去

1455
01:04:24,940 --> 01:04:26,620
你别以为你自己特别牛逼

1456
01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:30,510
戴上假发都认不出你们是谁

1457
01:04:30,510 --> 01:04:31,870
恶俗

1458
01:04:31,870 --> 01:04:32,830
女儿

1459
01:04:32,830 --> 01:04:34,190
别让我再看到你

1460
01:04:34,190 --> 01:04:39,610
看你这大意思

1461
01:04:39,610 --> 01:04:40,810
Lisa

1462
01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:42,170
爸爸来了

1463
01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:45,010
爸爸

1464
01:04:45,010 --> 01:04:47,410
不是 你是Lisa啊

1465
01:04:47,410 --> 01:04:49,940
你一久开

1466
01:04:49,940 --> 01:04:56,370
原来你还是你

1467
01:04:56,370 --> 01:04:58,010
道具 有没有道具组啊

1468
01:04:58,010 --> 01:04:59,530
道具都没有

1469
01:04:59,530 --> 01:05:04,530
这无实物表演啊 道具呢 什么剧组啊 真的是

1470
01:05:05,290 --> 01:05:06,930
不想演了 耍大牌了

1471
01:05:06,930 --> 01:05:11,410
有一个结果的 因为北风的一个戏剧不同于市面上的一个

1472
01:05:12,730 --> 01:05:15,530
结果就是 结果就是说

1473
01:05:16,250 --> 01:05:19,530
结果就是说这个东西最后要过了及格线

1474
01:05:19,530 --> 01:05:22,250
但是现在很显然我觉得还是没有做到

1475
01:05:22,250 --> 01:05:23,770
然后包括还要继续创作

1476
01:05:23,770 --> 01:05:26,730
或者我本身自己这个人物啊

1477
01:05:26,730 --> 01:05:29,850
包括我们就排练前的两三天之前

1478
01:05:29,850 --> 01:05:32,530
还在去找这个妓女的一个角色

1479
01:05:32,530 --> 01:05:33,690
我们还在探讨

1480
01:05:33,690 --> 01:05:35,490
还在这个人物里在找

1481
01:05:35,490 --> 01:05:37,130
然后一直找到今天上台

1482
01:05:37,130 --> 01:05:38,610
但我认为还是不够的

1483
01:05:38,610 --> 01:05:40,850
就是还要继续去找

1484
01:05:40,850 --> 01:05:43,930
包括我这个人物就是三个角色

1485
01:05:43,930 --> 01:05:45,090
其实一进来

1486
01:05:45,090 --> 01:05:47,850
就是一种强行进入的一个劫匪

1487
01:05:47,850 --> 01:05:49,530
和一个人质的一个状态

1488
01:05:49,530 --> 01:05:51,050
所以我觉得

1489
01:05:51,050 --> 01:05:53,290
就是大家还需要有更多的时间

1490
01:05:53,290 --> 01:05:54,170
一起去创作

1491
01:05:54,170 --> 01:05:55,370
一起去磨合

1492
01:05:55,370 --> 01:05:57,050
就是结果也是很重要的

1493
01:05:57,050 --> 01:06:00,170
但是我觉得就是最重要的意义吧

1494
01:06:00,170 --> 01:06:03,770
就是这个戏的成立对于北风的意义很大

1495
01:06:03,770 --> 01:06:06,410
就是北风真正的存在和成立了

1496
01:06:06,890 --> 01:06:09,850
所以还是很很谢谢感谢

1497
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,160
就感觉有一点很有意思

1498
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:18,200
好像有三位演员或者都会说认为就没找到那个

1499
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:19,640
那个位置

1500
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:22,040
我不知道北风现在对这个定义是什么

1501
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:26,440
我觉得就是与其说你找或在谈论地步找到

1502
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,520
你不如直接就试那个人

1503
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:29,520
或者说

1504
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:30,520
就因为

1505
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,520
就是我现在北风还是

1506
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:33,520
就是

1507
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,520
就还是

1508
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,520
所谓的演戏演戏

1509
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:37,520
就是

1510
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:38,520
就是说还是说

1511
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,520
你能一下就跳到那个

1512
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:41,520
而且我特别不喜欢编剧

1513
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,520
刚刚一开始的那句话

1514
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:45,520
说我们有很多错

1515
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:46,520
包括什么灯光影响

1516
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:47,520
那个

1517
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:48,520
连接不好

1518
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:49,520
那你比如说

1519
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:50,520
对

1520
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:51,520
一是本身

1521
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:52,520
比如说电影

1522
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:53,520
也是有声音先介入

1523
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:54,520
画面再打开

1524
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:56,320
或者一些跳切技巧

1525
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:57,160
这都很正常

1526
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:59,920
没有说一定我有一个标准模板

1527
01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:00,520
完了啊

1528
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:02,120
我这样就不错

1529
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:03,320
我放的

1530
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:03,720
对

1531
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,320
我放错了

1532
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:07,920
或者说你认为你那么放就应该是对的

1533
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:10,320
那谁又给你的这个正当性模板

1534
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:11,920
我自己啊

1535
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:12,920
我自己

1536
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,720
我自己觉得我放错了

1537
01:07:17,220 --> 01:07:19,890
他身上好像有某种光芒

1538
01:07:19,890 --> 01:07:22,210
温暖又纯洁

1539
01:07:22,210 --> 01:07:23,810
他就该是纯净的

1540
01:07:23,810 --> 01:07:26,010
不属于这条污秽的街道

1541
01:07:26,010 --> 01:07:28,650
不该在我的眼里

1542
01:07:28,650 --> 01:07:31,210
他不该做这种工作的

1543
01:07:31,210 --> 01:07:33,490
如果不在这里他会是明星

1544
01:07:33,490 --> 01:07:36,610
他本该走在红毯上对着闪光灯微笑的

1545
01:07:36,610 --> 01:07:43,540
可现在没有人会珍惜他的微笑

1546
01:07:43,540 --> 01:07:47,470
真希望能下场大雨把这个街道清理一下

1547
01:07:47,470 --> 01:07:49,660
或者某一天

1548
01:07:49,660 --> 01:07:52,500
当他们都集会的时候

1549
01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:53,960
我是说

1550
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,820
所有人扎堆都集合在街上

1551
01:07:56,820 --> 01:07:59,670
我就开着水泥车

1552
01:07:59,670 --> 01:08:02,860
把他们都压死

1553
01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:04,460
两遍

1554
01:08:04,460 --> 01:08:06,000
三遍

1555
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,450
直到尸骨都混合在一起

1556
01:08:09,450 --> 01:08:14,160
直到再也听不到惨叫声

1557
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:16,490
我可太想这么干了

1558
01:08:16,490 --> 01:08:19,040
我可能需要点家伙

1559
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:20,440
在遇到他们的时候

1560
01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:21,640
我可以

1561
01:08:39,620 --> 01:08:42,780
睡吧 我心爱的一把

1562
01:08:42,780 --> 01:08:44,060
蹦迪也是在这吧

1563
01:08:44,060 --> 01:08:48,380
睡吧 睡吧

1564
01:08:48,380 --> 01:08:52,580
老宋

1565
01:08:52,580 --> 01:08:53,580
这头笑

1566
01:08:53,580 --> 01:08:55,560
嘘

1567
01:08:55,560 --> 01:09:02,730
不是 主要在舞台上呕

1568
01:09:02,730 --> 01:09:03,530
睡着之后

1569
01:09:03,530 --> 01:09:04,810
还出奇范儿了

1570
01:09:04,810 --> 01:09:07,890
睡着

1571
01:09:07,890 --> 01:09:09,490
快点睡着

1572
01:09:09,490 --> 01:09:10,770
我在睡觉

1573
01:09:10,770 --> 01:09:16,110
你的胸膛装不下床

1574
01:09:16,110 --> 01:09:18,190
快点睡着吧

1575
01:09:18,190 --> 01:09:23,640
你已分不清夜晚

1576
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:26,800
好

1577
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,200
不再悲伤

1578
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,040
不再饥饿

1579
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:38,870
不再躺空菜票

1580
01:09:38,870 --> 01:09:41,380
会中架

1581
01:09:41,380 --> 01:09:43,780
快点睡着吧

1582
01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:46,790
爱的人会回忆

1583
01:09:46,790 --> 01:09:48,710
好啊 好诗啊

1584
01:09:48,710 --> 01:09:49,710
好啊

1585
01:09:49,710 --> 01:09:50,990
这是李白写的吧

1586
01:09:50,990 --> 01:09:52,350
你快睡着吧

1587
01:09:52,350 --> 01:09:53,890
不顾心意所

1588
01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:56,940
快点睡着吧

1589
01:09:56,940 --> 01:10:00,460
不用自怨自艾

1590
01:10:00,460 --> 01:10:03,660
快点睡着吧

1591
01:10:03,660 --> 01:10:07,790
梦里的梦

1592
01:10:07,790 --> 01:10:11,050
能学会我们世界的创造力

1593
01:10:11,050 --> 01:10:14,850
能回到睡错之前

1594
01:10:14,850 --> 01:10:18,430
能回到羊水里 回到

1595
01:10:18,430 --> 01:10:19,870
受精以前

1596
01:10:22,230 --> 01:10:23,230
好戏好戏

1597
01:10:26,230 --> 01:10:27,230
有人

1598
01:10:27,230 --> 01:10:29,230
有人是想蒙住我们的眼

1599
01:10:29,230 --> 01:10:30,230
封住我们的口

1600
01:10:30,230 --> 01:10:32,230
按住我们的手

1601
01:10:32,230 --> 01:10:34,230
假装一切如常没发生过

1602
01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:36,230
我见过

1603
01:10:36,230 --> 01:10:39,360
我知道这里让他逃的时候什么样子的

1604
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:41,360
你现在给弄得慧然不平淡

1605
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:42,360
倒下了

1606
01:10:48,740 --> 01:10:49,740
腰散了

1607
01:10:51,970 --> 01:10:58,320
打120救护车 动不了了

1608
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:04,860
到哪个幕了

1609
01:11:04,860 --> 01:11:05,860
就这样啊

1610
01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:06,860
就这样啊

1611
01:11:06,860 --> 01:11:07,860
没有啊

1612
01:11:07,860 --> 01:11:16,030
到那个枪杀老板这个

1613
01:11:16,030 --> 01:11:18,030
不不不

1614
01:11:18,030 --> 01:11:20,030
我的那段

1615
01:11:20,030 --> 01:11:22,030
哎呀 好烦啊

1616
01:11:22,030 --> 01:11:23,030
还有没有

1617
01:11:23,030 --> 01:11:24,030
我的我的

1618
01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:53,320
规则是谁定的

1619
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:57,120
利用规则获利的人离规则最近

1620
01:11:57,220 --> 01:12:00,670
这种状况一定是他们想达到的

1621
01:12:00,770 --> 01:12:01,570
他们成功了

1622
01:12:01,670 --> 01:12:04,460
成功将我这样的人剥离了社会

1623
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:06,800
我该回去了

1624
01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:09,810
这就是我的返程车票了

1625
01:12:09,910 --> 01:12:13,560
我是说人总要回归社会的

1626
01:12:13,660 --> 01:12:17,020
要么用金钱买几个朋友

1627
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:20,910
要么用气力留下几个仇人

1628
01:12:21,010 --> 01:12:29,110
我刚刚查了我的银行卡余额

1629
01:12:29,210 --> 01:12:32,110
我发现我不干都够我花一辈子了

1630
01:12:32,110 --> 01:12:34,110
但是有个前提条件

1631
01:12:34,110 --> 01:12:36,110
我明天必须死

1632
01:12:36,110 --> 01:12:38,780
多活一天都不行

1633
01:12:38,780 --> 01:12:40,780
叮铃铃 叮铃铃 电话响了

1634
01:12:40,780 --> 01:12:44,350
穷人用不起这个

1635
01:12:44,350 --> 01:12:50,190
喂

1636
01:12:50,190 --> 01:12:52,900
我跟你说 我没有钱还给你们

1637
01:12:52,900 --> 01:12:55,470
大不了你们来杀了我

1638
01:12:55,470 --> 01:12:57,600
或者我从楼上跳下去

1639
01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:02,640
你们满意吗

1640
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,830
他骂我

1641
01:13:11,730 --> 01:13:15,730
我在世界上该去尝试的事情还有很多

1642
01:13:15,730 --> 01:13:18,690
我今天做了这件事 明天做了那件事

1643
01:13:18,690 --> 01:13:21,770
以我本心来讲 我觉得快乐的事情就是正确的

1644
01:13:21,770 --> 01:13:23,810
厌恶的就成了错 可是

1645
01:13:23,810 --> 01:13:27,250
总有人跟我说让我快乐的事情是错的

1646
01:13:27,250 --> 01:13:31,290
让我难以分辨 仿佛错位了一样

1647
01:13:31,290 --> 01:13:40,300
总该有人站出来的

1648
01:13:40,300 --> 01:13:44,100
哪怕不与他们同流合污 也是一种贡献

1649
01:13:44,100 --> 01:13:47,830
没有音效

1650
01:13:47,830 --> 01:14:06,540
我只是不想像猪一样被圈养着活着

1651
01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:08,340
等待着被宰杀

1652
01:14:08,340 --> 01:14:11,340
我甚至觉得我还不如一头猪

1653
01:14:11,340 --> 01:14:13,340
猪可以吃了睡了吃

1654
01:14:13,340 --> 01:14:14,340
什么都不用想

1655
01:14:14,340 --> 01:14:18,340
而我还才上完博士

1656
01:14:18,340 --> 01:14:22,240
在我不知道我是哪头猪的时候

1657
01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:24,240
我可以像猪一样

1658
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:26,240
吃睡工作

1659
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:28,240
什么都不用想

1660
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:31,240
可我只知道自己最终的命运

1661
01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:33,240
我就该反抗

1662
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:35,240
没有什么理想

1663
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:37,690
就单纯的

1664
01:14:37,690 --> 01:15:15,340
为我的利益反抗

1665
01:15:25,110 --> 01:15:54,940
怎么喊

1666
01:15:54,940 --> 01:16:25,780
这是我吗

1667
01:16:25,780 --> 01:16:27,780
这该是我成为的样子吧

1668
01:16:27,780 --> 01:16:31,090
他们管这个叫

1669
01:16:31,540 --> 01:16:34,140
时代的阵痛

1670
01:16:34,140 --> 01:16:36,140
是必要的牺牲

1671
01:16:36,140 --> 01:16:43,220
必经之路

1672
01:16:43,220 --> 01:16:44,220
他怎么脱了呀

1673
01:16:44,220 --> 01:16:45,220
不是最后一幕了吗

1674
01:16:45,220 --> 01:16:47,640
可是我的一生

1675
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:48,640
他中途也脱了一次啊

1676
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:50,500
谁又知道

1677
01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:52,500
叫宣传点和卖点

1678
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:53,500
他叫暴露癖

1679
01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:54,460
感情到哪了

1680
01:16:54,460 --> 01:16:55,100
是吧

1681
01:16:55,100 --> 01:17:07,180
感情到哪了

1682
01:17:07,180 --> 01:17:08,060
来吧 下一场

1683
01:17:08,060 --> 01:17:08,940
到哪了

1684
01:17:08,940 --> 01:17:23,410
我没有卖

1685
01:17:23,410 --> 01:17:24,450
封沙了

1686
01:17:28,050 --> 01:17:29,130
大的要来了

1687
01:17:29,130 --> 01:17:30,370
大的要来了

1688
01:17:30,370 --> 01:17:31,610
没有没有 大大的

1689
01:17:31,610 --> 01:17:33,090
这是第六幕了吧

1690
01:17:33,090 --> 01:17:34,410
后面才是大的吧

1691
01:17:34,410 --> 01:17:35,090
到哪了

1692
01:17:35,090 --> 01:17:35,930
第六幕吧

1693
01:17:35,930 --> 01:17:36,650
第六幕

1694
01:17:36,650 --> 01:17:36,930
对啊

1695
01:17:36,930 --> 01:17:38,130
给我

1696
01:17:38,130 --> 01:17:39,210
还是我的

1697
01:17:52,970 --> 01:17:55,060
本身来讲

1698
01:17:55,060 --> 01:17:56,500
我还是希望我们这一次

1699
01:17:56,500 --> 01:18:00,620
不会是最后一次

1700
01:18:00,620 --> 01:18:02,860
我想明白

1701
01:18:02,860 --> 01:18:04,860
眼高手低确实影响到了

1702
01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:10,460
自己决定的道路还是要一步一步走

1703
01:18:10,460 --> 01:18:13,850
这个态度你怎么不早拿出来

1704
01:18:13,850 --> 01:18:16,010
这个月他们都加工资了

1705
01:18:16,010 --> 01:18:17,010
唯独你

1706
01:18:17,010 --> 01:18:19,040
因为你的态度问题

1707
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:20,040
我就没给你加

1708
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:24,830
可是我这个月业绩跟他们一样

1709
01:18:24,830 --> 01:18:28,280
为什么到零秒的时候

1710
01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:30,280
克扣我的工资

1711
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:32,280
我没给你克扣工资

1712
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:35,980
只是你还没有和大家成为一个集体

1713
01:18:35,980 --> 01:18:37,980
这个月我就先不给你加了

1714
01:18:37,980 --> 01:18:41,810
我目的是要让你明白

1715
01:18:41,810 --> 01:18:44,100
业绩不是第一位的

1716
01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:46,100
态度才是最重要的

1717
01:18:46,100 --> 01:18:49,440
等你什么时候坐到我这个位置

1718
01:18:49,440 --> 01:18:50,440
你就明白了

1719
01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:53,440
当你的公司像一部机器一样运转的时候

1720
01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:55,630
你最不愿意看到的

1721
01:18:55,630 --> 01:18:57,630
就是某个齿轮

1722
01:18:57,630 --> 01:18:59,890
要朝着反方向运转

1723
01:18:59,890 --> 01:19:02,020
你明白吗

1724
01:19:02,020 --> 01:19:06,510
等你下个月拿出你的态度

1725
01:19:06,510 --> 01:19:08,510
让我看到你的转变

1726
01:19:08,510 --> 01:19:10,610
我就给你补上

1727
01:19:10,610 --> 01:19:13,410
这够意思了吧

1728
01:19:13,410 --> 01:19:16,780
如果你拿出你的态度

1729
01:19:16,780 --> 01:19:17,780
让我看到你

1730
01:19:17,780 --> 01:19:18,780
开工吧

1731
01:19:19,780 --> 01:19:20,780
大伙也都快出发了

1732
01:19:21,780 --> 01:19:22,880
你也准备准备

1733
01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:25,040
把帽子戴上

1734
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:26,300
开工吧

1735
01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:27,300
别愣着

1736
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:29,520
大家也都快出发了

1737
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:30,520
回来

1738
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:32,380
来

1739
01:19:32,380 --> 01:19:34,660
过来

1740
01:19:34,660 --> 01:19:40,140
过来

1741
01:19:40,140 --> 01:19:41,140
送你包烟

1742
01:19:41,140 --> 01:19:42,140
这有个杯子

1743
01:19:42,140 --> 01:19:43,140
别人送我的

1744
01:19:43,140 --> 01:19:44,140
我还没来得及用呢

1745
01:19:45,750 --> 01:19:48,350
你先拿去

1746
01:19:48,350 --> 01:19:51,400
去吧

1747
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:53,400
我有个事情跟您反映一下

1748
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:55,400
我有个事情跟您反映一下

1749
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,520
来个火

1750
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:58,880
我有个事情跟你反映一下

1751
01:19:58,880 --> 01:19:59,760
你说啊

1752
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:00,240
拿着拿着

1753
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:03,400
没法说快递遗失或破损

1754
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:06,200
咱们之前不是被投诉说快递遗失或破损

1755
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:07,560
没办法

1756
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:10,020
我知道

1757
01:20:10,020 --> 01:20:12,240
确实是有投诉啊

1758
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:14,400
只是这也没有办法

1759
01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:16,240
我知道有个人总是偷开包裹

1760
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:17,800
然后还骚扰你

1761
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:18,920
你说他呀

1762
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:23,400
把他开除

1763
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:25,420
这种行为比较恶劣

1764
01:20:25,420 --> 01:20:28,060
他还总是炫耀这件事情

1765
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:30,460
我觉得公司里这股风气特别的不好

1766
01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:37,220
可是我考虑一下

1767
01:20:37,220 --> 01:20:40,580
考虑一下

1768
01:20:40,580 --> 01:20:43,010
不是直接开除了

1769
01:20:43,010 --> 01:20:44,530
你说过的换位思考

1770
01:20:44,530 --> 01:20:46,570
我都站在你的角度考虑了

1771
01:20:46,570 --> 01:20:48,050
你强调过的

1772
01:20:48,050 --> 01:20:50,570
他才是那个逆向旋转的齿轮吧

1773
01:20:50,570 --> 01:20:51,010
我考虑一下

1774
01:20:51,010 --> 01:20:53,250
可是他送的包裹的总数比你还要多

1775
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:53,610
对

1776
01:20:53,610 --> 01:20:54,290
嗯

1777
01:20:54,290 --> 01:20:55,090
为什么不是直接开除

1778
01:20:55,090 --> 01:20:56,650
他也没有要求更多的薪水

1779
01:20:56,650 --> 01:20:58,770
你说过的换位思考

1780
01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:00,570
我都站在你的角度考虑

1781
01:21:00,570 --> 01:21:02,210
他败坏了公司的风气

1782
01:21:02,210 --> 01:21:03,730
他就言不支持了

1783
01:21:03,730 --> 01:21:05,810
我觉得

1784
01:21:05,810 --> 01:21:08,290
对于一个出卖体力的人来说

1785
01:21:10,100 --> 01:21:12,140
他相信的是公平

1786
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:15,720
这种事情要是能力必须的

1787
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:21,340
有些事情咱们公司内部知道就可以了

1788
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:23,320
不要外传

1789
01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:30,020
你这不就是监守自盗吗

1790
01:21:30,420 --> 01:21:33,740
我要说出去你不就感谢你为公司做的贡献

1791
01:21:33,740 --> 01:21:36,300
你出去随便说看看谁

1792
01:21:36,860 --> 01:21:37,860
相信谁

1793
01:21:38,730 --> 01:21:39,930
不要外传

1794
01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,440
谁相信谁

1795
01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:43,440
我知道了

1796
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:44,440
我又说出去

1797
01:21:44,440 --> 01:21:46,440
感谢你为公司做的工作

1798
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:47,440
我是真相

1799
01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:48,440
同志多开心

1800
01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:49,440
你说是随便说

1801
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:53,140
看看谁相信谁

1802
01:21:53,140 --> 01:21:56,140
发声明是按你条件的

1803
01:21:56,140 --> 01:22:01,960
我的资源多还是你的多

1804
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,960
我最后再劝你一次孩子

1805
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:06,820
老老实实工作

1806
01:22:06,820 --> 01:22:10,340
省去从你起诉到你败诉这段时间

1807
01:22:10,340 --> 01:22:12,690
对咱们俩都好

1808
01:22:12,690 --> 01:22:14,690
我可不希望某天新闻上说

1809
01:22:14,690 --> 01:22:16,690
某公司前员工

1810
01:22:16,690 --> 01:22:18,690
为报复捏造事实

1811
01:22:18,690 --> 01:22:20,940
现已被拘捕

1812
01:22:20,940 --> 01:22:22,940
你是个小伙子

1813
01:22:22,940 --> 01:22:25,620
如果你出去乱说

1814
01:22:25,620 --> 01:22:27,620
你的正义会变成一个笑话

1815
01:22:27,620 --> 01:22:35,020
别别别

1816
01:22:35,020 --> 01:22:37,380
假的吧

1817
01:22:37,380 --> 01:22:40,370
别

1818
01:22:40,370 --> 01:22:44,580
有话好说啊

1819
01:22:44,580 --> 01:22:51,180
你先把枪放下

1820
01:22:51,180 --> 01:22:58,140
我的好员工

1821
01:22:58,140 --> 01:23:00,140
我没有额外谈过他

1822
01:23:00,140 --> 01:23:03,330
他跟我有点关系

1823
01:23:03,330 --> 01:23:04,860
他是我老婆那边的

1824
01:23:04,860 --> 01:23:05,900
他是我岳父的人

1825
01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:06,620
我承认

1826
01:23:06,620 --> 01:23:08,220
我没法开除他

1827
01:23:08,220 --> 01:23:11,430
总该为家庭妥协的对吧

1828
01:23:11,430 --> 01:23:12,390
我没法开除他

1829
01:23:12,390 --> 01:23:13,670
总该妥协的

1830
01:23:13,670 --> 01:23:15,590
他是我老婆那边的人

1831
01:23:15,590 --> 01:23:17,110
他是我岳父的人

1832
01:23:17,110 --> 01:23:19,040
我明天就开除他

1833
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:20,920
我总该为家庭妥协的

1834
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:22,200
对吧我总该妥协的

1835
01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:23,280
咱们还得继续生活

1836
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,000
咱们还得继续活着

1837
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,370
我明天就开除他

1838
01:23:27,370 --> 01:23:28,010
或许

1839
01:23:28,010 --> 01:23:29,810
咱们还得继续生活

1840
01:23:29,810 --> 01:23:31,650
咱们还得继续活着

1841
01:23:31,650 --> 01:23:32,530
或许

1842
01:23:32,530 --> 01:23:38,500
说来挺奇怪的

1843
01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:39,860
他们才能

1844
01:23:39,860 --> 01:23:44,530
重视我的自尊在我手里

1845
01:23:44,530 --> 01:23:45,530
真的吗

1846
01:23:45,530 --> 01:23:47,720
我重视

1847
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:48,720
重视

1848
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:51,720
这件事情我不会说出去的

1849
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:53,720
我相信你也不会说出去的对吧

1850
01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:55,720
我是信任你的

1851
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:57,720
只有你放下手里的家伙

1852
01:23:57,720 --> 01:24:00,720
我没明白什么

1853
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:02,720
我该将我的思想

1854
01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:05,720
注入到你的脑子里去了

1855
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:07,720
我相信你也不会说出去的对吧

1856
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:08,720
我的人生好无聊

1857
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:10,720
我是信任你的

1858
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:12,720
只要你放下手里的家伙

1859
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:14,720
我没明白什么

1860
01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:16,720
我走开

1861
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:18,720
唱我的思想

1862
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:20,720
别别别

1863
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:22,720
你还有人生

1864
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:24,720
你会好起来

1865
01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:26,720
我会帮你

1866
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:28,720
我会把所有的资源都跟你分享

1867
01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:30,720
我会教你知识

1868
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:32,720
你会

1869
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:34,720
会什么

1870
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:36,720
你还有人生

1871
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:38,720
你会好起来的

1872
01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:40,720
我会帮你

1873
01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:43,490
我会帮你

1874
01:24:43,490 --> 01:24:45,490
我会教你

1875
01:24:45,490 --> 01:24:47,490
我会把我所有的资源

1876
01:24:47,490 --> 01:24:49,490
都给你分享

1877
01:24:49,490 --> 01:24:51,490
好日子还在

1878
01:24:51,490 --> 01:24:53,490
我会教你知识

1879
01:24:53,490 --> 01:24:55,490
你会什么

1880
01:24:55,490 --> 01:24:57,490
我会把钱

1881
01:24:57,490 --> 01:24:59,490
我会成为你这样

1882
01:24:59,490 --> 01:25:01,490
我也不会怜你

1883
01:25:01,490 --> 01:25:03,900
哪有穷人

1884
01:25:03,900 --> 01:25:05,900
你哪穷了

1885
01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:08,420
人生的好日子还在后边呢

1886
01:25:08,420 --> 01:25:10,980
经济高速发展哪来的穷人

1887
01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:12,300
哪来的穷人

1888
01:25:12,300 --> 01:25:14,340
回报钱

1889
01:25:14,340 --> 01:25:16,420
分给穷人

1890
01:25:16,420 --> 01:25:19,190
哪有穷人

1891
01:25:19,190 --> 01:25:21,940
你哪穷了

1892
01:25:21,940 --> 01:25:23,060
哪来的穷人

1893
01:25:23,060 --> 01:25:27,300
哪来的穷人

1894
01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:33,510
经济高速发展哪来的穷人

1895
01:25:33,510 --> 01:25:35,470
经济高速发展哪来的穷人

1896
01:25:35,470 --> 01:25:37,390
哪来的穷人

1897
01:25:37,390 --> 01:25:42,510
来了

1898
01:25:42,510 --> 01:25:43,110
这个怎么演

1899
01:25:43,110 --> 01:25:44,470
这没有蹦迪啊

1900
01:25:44,470 --> 01:25:45,910
这是要蹦迪吗

1901
01:25:45,910 --> 01:25:47,150
蹦迪要放进去吗

1902
01:25:47,150 --> 01:25:47,870
没有 我干了

1903
01:25:47,870 --> 01:25:49,030
动不了

1904
01:25:49,030 --> 01:25:49,670
干蹦

1905
01:25:49,670 --> 01:25:52,110
来吧 心中有尺 自然而然

1906
01:25:52,110 --> 01:25:53,350
行 行 那来吧

1907
01:25:53,350 --> 01:25:54,870
蹦迪是我们最佳的内容

1908
01:25:54,870 --> 01:25:57,130
然后放进去

1909
01:25:57,130 --> 01:25:58,490
不放

1910
01:25:58,490 --> 01:25:59,930
这个有险 险

1911
01:25:59,930 --> 01:26:02,170
你是当中 当中的

1912
01:26:02,170 --> 01:26:04,010
我知道当中的

1913
01:26:04,010 --> 01:26:05,850
到中间进去

1914
01:26:05,850 --> 01:26:09,110
我们最喜欢的新的来了

1915
01:26:09,110 --> 01:26:10,710
已经开始了

1916
01:26:10,710 --> 01:26:13,070
这个不是 等它

1917
01:26:13,070 --> 01:26:37,670
2 3 4 5 6 7 8

1918
01:26:37,670 --> 01:26:40,620
2 3 4 5 6 7 8

1919
01:26:40,620 --> 01:26:41,820
3 2 3 4

1920
01:26:41,820 --> 01:26:43,820
七八四

1921
01:26:43,820 --> 01:26:44,620
啊 累了

1922
01:26:44,620 --> 01:26:45,100
不许动了

1923
01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:45,740
不许动了

1924
01:26:48,090 --> 01:26:48,810
好像是

1925
01:26:48,810 --> 01:26:49,770
看什么 看什么

1926
01:26:50,490 --> 01:26:50,490
穿天头

1927
01:26:50,490 --> 01:26:52,090
那个左边一块一条

1928
01:26:52,090 --> 01:26:52,970
对对对

1929
01:26:52,970 --> 01:26:53,690
左边

1930
01:26:53,690 --> 01:26:54,490
左边

1931
01:26:54,490 --> 01:26:55,130
半条龙

1932
01:26:55,130 --> 01:26:55,610
右手

1933
01:26:55,610 --> 01:26:56,370
半条

1934
01:26:56,370 --> 01:26:57,930
把虫子怎么唱

1935
01:26:57,930 --> 01:26:58,970
不知道怎么唱

1936
01:26:59,690 --> 01:27:01,770
今晚别睡太死

1937
01:27:01,770 --> 01:27:02,810
为啥

1938
01:27:02,810 --> 01:27:03,770
为什么

1939
01:27:03,770 --> 01:27:05,130
右边半条啥龙

1940
01:27:05,130 --> 01:27:07,130
大的要来了

1941
01:27:07,130 --> 01:27:08,650
大的代表什么

1942
01:27:08,650 --> 01:27:09,050
好黑啊

1943
01:27:09,050 --> 01:27:10,570
我不好说

1944
01:27:10,570 --> 01:27:12,090
我操

1945
01:27:12,090 --> 01:27:14,090
我只知道我们在等待大的

1946
01:27:14,090 --> 01:27:18,230
啊 我找一条句子

1947
01:27:18,230 --> 01:27:20,230
你确定要在这儿等吗

1948
01:27:20,230 --> 01:27:22,300
他让我在这儿等

1949
01:27:22,300 --> 01:27:27,370
大的什么时候来

1950
01:27:27,370 --> 01:27:29,070
什么

1951
01:27:29,070 --> 01:27:33,630
这是哪里

1952
01:27:33,630 --> 01:27:37,050
公司还是学校

1953
01:27:37,050 --> 01:27:39,590
哪里的学校呢

1954
01:27:39,590 --> 01:27:42,840
或许是城里的

1955
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:46,120
没看到学生啊

1956
01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:49,560
这里像个学校

1957
01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:50,560
你这是什么意思

1958
01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:52,560
为什么说像啊

1959
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:54,560
我们是不是走错方向了

1960
01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:57,620
咱们别聊政治了

1961
01:27:57,620 --> 01:28:00,620
这部戏已经够烂的了

1962
01:28:00,620 --> 01:28:05,770
你说的又是方向又是道路

1963
01:28:05,770 --> 01:28:07,770
我只知道两条路

1964
01:28:07,770 --> 01:28:09,770
向左向右问题是

1965
01:28:09,770 --> 01:28:11,770
大的该来了

1966
01:28:11,770 --> 01:28:14,600
他又没说准来

1967
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:16,600
万一他不来呢

1968
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:19,660
咱们明天再来

1969
01:28:19,660 --> 01:28:21,660
然后后天再来

1970
01:28:21,660 --> 01:28:23,660
他老这样问题是

1971
01:28:23,660 --> 01:28:27,820
我一定要等到他来为止

1972
01:28:27,820 --> 01:28:38,010
我们这个过场戏

1973
01:28:38,010 --> 01:28:41,010
耍大牌

1974
01:28:41,010 --> 01:28:48,550
那个烟

1975
01:28:48,550 --> 01:28:50,550
来 下一个麦

1976
01:28:50,550 --> 01:28:51,550
麦给谁

1977
01:28:51,550 --> 01:28:55,060
烟给那谁了

1978
01:28:55,060 --> 01:28:56,060
给那谁烟

1979
01:28:56,060 --> 01:28:58,060
这

1980
01:28:58,060 --> 01:29:00,060
我突然想到一个耍赖的

1981
01:29:00,060 --> 01:29:02,060
那个

1982
01:29:02,060 --> 01:29:03,060
打火机

1983
01:29:03,060 --> 01:29:04,420
打火机

1984
01:29:04,420 --> 01:29:05,420
打火机

1985
01:29:05,420 --> 01:29:06,420
打火机

1986
01:29:06,420 --> 01:29:08,310
打火机

1987
01:29:08,310 --> 01:29:10,550
哎 我突然想到一个那个啥来着

1988
01:29:10,550 --> 01:29:11,990
那个

1989
01:29:11,990 --> 01:29:12,990
打火机有吗

1990
01:29:12,990 --> 01:29:13,750
哦

1991
01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:15,150
我看没了

1992
01:29:15,150 --> 01:29:16,550
快 谁给我一支烟

1993
01:29:16,550 --> 01:29:17,350
哦

1994
01:29:17,350 --> 01:29:20,590
OK OK 我们有了有了

1995
01:29:20,590 --> 01:29:24,060
突然想到一个那个叫谁这人

1996
01:29:24,060 --> 01:29:26,660
Showmaker的那个表情

1997
01:29:26,660 --> 01:29:27,940
啊

1998
01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:34,280
我们退到幕后

1999
01:29:34,280 --> 01:29:35,720
椅子了

2000
01:29:35,720 --> 01:29:36,600
来 麦

2001
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:37,760
男的冠军脸

2002
01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:39,480
哈哈哈 冠军脸

2003
01:29:39,480 --> 01:29:40,240
哎呀

2004
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:58,650
调暗点 调暗点

2005
01:29:58,650 --> 01:30:00,770
还有一个 两个麦都放回去了

2006
01:30:12,730 --> 01:30:13,730
你把你挪

2007
01:30:20,020 --> 01:30:22,390
我以为你可能更贵

2008
01:30:22,390 --> 01:30:24,230
我一直觉得你是一个

2009
01:30:24,230 --> 01:30:26,530
不可多得的女人

2010
01:30:26,530 --> 01:30:27,850
因为在我看来

2011
01:30:27,850 --> 01:30:29,850
如果有经纪人包装一下的话

2012
01:30:29,850 --> 01:30:32,170
你能得到更多的钱

2013
01:30:32,170 --> 01:30:34,510
你相信我

2014
01:30:34,510 --> 01:30:39,720
我是说我有点不想让你为我打折

2015
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:41,680
我想让你一视同仁

2016
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:44,100
真的

2017
01:30:44,100 --> 01:30:47,590
出来聊天是额外的价格

2018
01:30:47,590 --> 01:30:51,580
这跟常规的服务是不一样的

2019
01:30:51,580 --> 01:30:55,300
开始我还担心我会不会有危险

2020
01:30:55,300 --> 01:30:59,340
可是我觉得你不该是这样的人

2021
01:30:59,340 --> 01:31:02,100
所以我就来了

2022
01:31:02,100 --> 01:31:05,110
一般不该跟客人说这么多的

2023
01:31:05,110 --> 01:31:07,990
你是冷酷的

2024
01:31:07,990 --> 01:31:12,850
我是说跟你同样职业的女孩眼睛里都是谄媚

2025
01:31:12,850 --> 01:31:14,570
但是我有种感觉

2026
01:31:14,570 --> 01:31:17,410
你是不屑于沉浸在金钱中的

2027
01:31:17,410 --> 01:31:19,330
你有别的企图

2028
01:31:19,330 --> 01:31:21,630
什么企图

2029
01:31:21,630 --> 01:31:25,030
就像封闭在岩层中的钻石

2030
01:31:25,030 --> 01:31:27,630
就像沉浸在泥沙中的珍珠

2031
01:31:27,630 --> 01:31:30,790
堕落放肆自己释放欲望

2032
01:31:30,790 --> 01:31:33,150
可能就是为了等待一个人

2033
01:31:33,150 --> 01:31:35,230
一个愿意挖掘你的人

2034
01:31:35,230 --> 01:31:37,830
一个愿意穿破一切污浊

2035
01:31:37,830 --> 01:31:40,640
带你脱离苦海的人

2036
01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:42,800
不对

2037
01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:46,280
我做什么是我的自由

2038
01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:46,920
徐昊

2039
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:47,600
什么

2040
01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:48,960
着火了

2041
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:55,240
着火了

2042
01:31:55,240 --> 01:31:57,540
你渴不渴

2043
01:31:57,540 --> 01:31:58,020
你放火

2044
01:31:58,020 --> 01:32:00,060
你往窗帘上走

2045
01:32:00,060 --> 01:32:07,260
你放火稍微去尝尝你

2046
01:32:07,260 --> 01:32:08,300
小插曲继续

2047
01:32:08,300 --> 01:32:13,490
没事

2048
01:32:13,490 --> 01:32:16,100
我忘词了

2049
01:32:16,100 --> 01:32:17,850
别吓了

2050
01:32:17,850 --> 01:32:20,010
我早就没了希望

2051
01:32:20,010 --> 01:32:22,970
我只是想在我老去之前

2052
01:32:22,970 --> 01:32:26,700
赚够我下半辈子的吐司钱

2053
01:32:26,700 --> 01:32:29,300
我想不必挨饿

2054
01:32:29,300 --> 01:32:32,320
才是现在大多数人的愿望

2055
01:32:32,320 --> 01:32:35,240
让我来负责你下半辈子的吐司钱

2056
01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:36,440
只要我还活着

2057
01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:40,610
我肯定不会让你挨饿

2058
01:32:40,610 --> 01:32:43,250
这里 这里其实我是写了人物小传的

2059
01:32:43,250 --> 01:32:45,490
我专门给他写了一段人物小传

2060
01:32:45,490 --> 01:32:46,010
来吧

2061
01:32:46,010 --> 01:32:46,650
你别跟我说

2062
01:32:46,650 --> 01:32:47,530
你对镜头说

2063
01:32:47,530 --> 01:32:49,410
我专门写了一段人物小传

2064
01:32:49,410 --> 01:32:51,090
我要拿手机读一下

2065
01:32:51,090 --> 01:32:51,610
来

2066
01:32:59,920 --> 01:33:01,200
要不然怎么跳舞来着

2067
01:33:04,730 --> 01:33:07,000
我在排戏的时候

2068
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:08,200
找到了这个点

2069
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:10,000
就是在这里

2070
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:13,720
他不过是个疲惫又穷酸的男人

2071
01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:15,960
但他在我眼中是可爱的

2072
01:33:15,960 --> 01:33:16,680
疲惫又穷酸

2073
01:33:16,680 --> 01:33:17,960
只要我还活着

2074
01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:20,870
我就肯定不会让你挨饿

2075
01:33:20,870 --> 01:33:23,750
我是如此期盼听到这句话

2076
01:33:23,750 --> 01:33:26,070
然而这世界上我遇到的男人

2077
01:33:26,070 --> 01:33:29,330
竟没有一人对我如此诉说

2078
01:33:29,330 --> 01:33:31,450
我第一次感到了自己的心

2079
01:33:31,450 --> 01:33:36,360
萌动了一种柔软又积极的力量

2080
01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:39,280
这与我躺在那群自以为是的男人

2081
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:42,020
怀里入睡的感觉

2082
01:33:42,020 --> 01:33:49,680
是完全不同的

2083
01:33:49,680 --> 01:33:52,370
就这样

2084
01:33:52,370 --> 01:33:54,190
你怎么

2085
01:33:54,190 --> 01:33:57,020
就这样我改变主意了

2086
01:33:57,020 --> 01:33:58,750
怎么样

2087
01:33:58,750 --> 01:33:59,830
我想过了

2088
01:33:59,830 --> 01:34:01,920
我想那样做

2089
01:34:01,920 --> 01:34:06,120
可是我又后悔了

2090
01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:12,110
听说杀手都会把第一个弹壳作为收藏

2091
01:34:12,110 --> 01:34:15,980
你也有吗

2092
01:34:15,980 --> 01:34:19,050
有啊

2093
01:34:19,050 --> 01:34:19,890
诶

2094
01:34:19,890 --> 01:34:23,950
我们是不是跳了几段啊

2095
01:34:23,950 --> 01:34:25,510
那个

2096
01:34:25,510 --> 01:34:27,870
鲁莽的小孩那段都没了呢

2097
01:34:27,870 --> 01:34:30,870
让我来做成你下半辈子的吐司侠

2098
01:34:30,870 --> 01:34:31,750
只要我还活着

2099
01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:34,420
我肯定不会让娘用

2100
01:34:34,420 --> 01:34:35,980
我的嘴口比喻

2101
01:34:35,980 --> 01:34:42,370
你就这么轻易地给女人承诺

2102
01:34:42,370 --> 01:34:44,250
我不想有一天

2103
01:34:44,250 --> 01:34:47,370
发现你我发的誓都是谎言

2104
01:34:47,370 --> 01:34:50,120
然后不欢而散

2105
01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:51,920
到时候你我连像这样

2106
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:55,210
在一块抽烟都做不到

2107
01:34:55,210 --> 01:34:57,610
我想我大概会喜欢一个

2108
01:34:57,610 --> 01:35:00,010
充满勇气的男人

2109
01:35:00,010 --> 01:35:02,810
而不是一个谎话连天的

2110
01:35:02,810 --> 01:35:06,940
猛猛的小男孩

2111
01:35:06,940 --> 01:35:07,940
可没关系 继续吧

2112
01:35:07,940 --> 01:35:08,820
继续吧

2113
01:35:10,330 --> 01:35:12,330
我这也没枪啊

2114
01:35:12,330 --> 01:35:17,420
听说杀手都会把第一颗弹壳作为收藏

2115
01:35:17,420 --> 01:35:20,510
你也有吗

2116
01:35:20,510 --> 01:35:30,410
有啊

2117
01:35:30,410 --> 01:35:36,090
应该用了一把

2118
01:35:36,090 --> 01:35:39,090
123456789是谁杀的

2119
01:35:39,090 --> 01:35:41,380
12345

2120
01:35:41,380 --> 01:35:53,140
子弹发射过后的火药味

2121
01:35:53,140 --> 01:35:55,820
是难以抹除的

2122
01:35:55,820 --> 01:36:02,940
这是一把新枪

2123
01:36:02,940 --> 01:36:05,540
我肯定是用过的

2124
01:36:05,540 --> 01:36:14,570
你真的拍过枪吗

2125
01:36:14,570 --> 01:36:23,060
枪呢

2126
01:36:23,060 --> 01:36:26,060
没枪

2127
01:36:26,060 --> 01:36:27,060
就没枪

2128
01:36:27,060 --> 01:36:37,320
然后是那个你俩的

2129
01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:38,320
对吧

2130
01:36:38,320 --> 01:36:39,480
徐鹤鹤

2131
01:36:39,480 --> 01:36:42,880
帮我保存一下

2132
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:44,880
我觉得一会还用着

2133
01:36:48,420 --> 01:36:49,420
我刚才烟头

2134
01:36:49,420 --> 01:36:52,540
透自己的袜子烫了洞

2135
01:36:52,540 --> 01:36:54,540
烫了个洞

2136
01:36:54,540 --> 01:36:55,540
你啥时候烫着的

2137
01:36:55,540 --> 01:36:56,540
就刚才抵烟灰

2138
01:36:56,540 --> 01:36:58,540
要的就是这种感觉

2139
01:36:58,540 --> 01:36:59,940
就是街头的

2140
01:36:59,940 --> 01:37:00,940
就很符合

2141
01:37:00,940 --> 01:37:01,780
再来点

2142
01:37:01,780 --> 01:37:03,340
这个摘下来

2143
01:37:03,340 --> 01:37:04,100
哦

2144
01:37:04,100 --> 01:37:07,880
到你了

2145
01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:08,760
要

2146
01:37:08,760 --> 01:37:09,280
来

2147
01:37:09,280 --> 01:37:10,160
要

2148
01:37:10,160 --> 01:37:11,160
要

2149
01:37:25,690 --> 01:37:28,700
你之前是怎么表白的

2150
01:37:28,700 --> 01:37:30,340
就是说

2151
01:37:30,340 --> 01:37:34,020
跟你那些前女友

2152
01:37:34,020 --> 01:37:35,420
我觉得

2153
01:37:35,420 --> 01:37:37,180
只要不自说自话

2154
01:37:37,180 --> 01:37:37,980
自以为是

2155
01:37:37,980 --> 01:37:47,300
一般女孩是不愿意去拆穿你的谎言的

2156
01:37:47,300 --> 01:37:51,040
所以呢

2157
01:37:51,040 --> 01:37:53,200
所以某些人啊

2158
01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:57,640
总喜欢把那些普通又自矜的情话

2159
01:37:57,640 --> 01:37:59,440
一股脑的倒给人家

2160
01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:00,360
像捣管一样

2161
01:38:00,360 --> 01:38:04,440
跟泰迪似的其实挺爽逼的

2162
01:38:04,440 --> 01:38:05,880
不是最近一次你总记得吧

2163
01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:09,990
就是那个满身香味的女孩

2164
01:38:09,990 --> 01:38:11,460
哦

2165
01:38:11,460 --> 01:38:14,060
我们从陌生到熟悉

2166
01:38:14,060 --> 01:38:16,490
只用了两个小时

2167
01:38:16,490 --> 01:38:19,810
我迫不及待地想跟她开房

2168
01:38:19,810 --> 01:38:21,530
但是我发现

2169
01:38:21,530 --> 01:38:23,820
我不行了

2170
01:38:23,820 --> 01:38:25,500
喝大了是这样

2171
01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:26,740
我没大

2172
01:38:26,740 --> 01:38:30,900
我特别的清醒

2173
01:38:30,900 --> 01:38:34,100
我看着她躺在床上的样子

2174
01:38:34,100 --> 01:38:35,900
唾手可得

2175
01:38:35,900 --> 01:38:37,380
可我就是不行了

2176
01:38:37,380 --> 01:38:41,470
你的意思是

2177
01:38:41,470 --> 01:38:42,950
她在你面前

2178
01:38:42,950 --> 01:38:44,710
你们有欲望是吗

2179
01:38:44,710 --> 01:38:45,980
不是

2180
01:38:45,980 --> 01:38:50,180
我的欲望熊熊燃烧

2181
01:38:50,180 --> 01:38:51,980
我像是一条

2182
01:38:51,980 --> 01:38:53,980
被嘎了懒子的狗

2183
01:38:54,980 --> 01:38:55,980
我在厕所待了很久

2184
01:38:57,140 --> 01:38:58,140
可是他就是硬不起来

2185
01:38:58,140 --> 01:39:00,420
后来我跑了

2186
01:39:01,450 --> 01:39:03,220
头也没回

2187
01:39:03,220 --> 01:39:04,220
有些人

2188
01:39:04,220 --> 01:39:05,410
在这部戏呢怎么说呢

2189
01:39:05,410 --> 01:39:06,410
就是说

2190
01:39:07,410 --> 01:39:08,410
如果是一个正规的戏剧的话

2191
01:39:08,410 --> 01:39:10,410
现在好像确实是快节奏

2192
01:39:10,410 --> 01:39:11,410
当有人说21天都足够长的时候

2193
01:39:11,410 --> 01:39:13,410
其实我挺惊讶的

2194
01:39:13,410 --> 01:39:15,410
因为在十几年前我们谈话剧的时候

2195
01:39:16,410 --> 01:39:17,410
一般是三个月起

2196
01:39:17,410 --> 01:39:18,410
那么如果是六个月

2197
01:39:18,410 --> 01:39:19,410
也是很合理

2198
01:39:20,410 --> 01:39:22,410
那看来显然现在是一个快节奏时代

2199
01:39:22,410 --> 01:39:23,410
也就是说

2200
01:39:23,410 --> 01:39:25,410
三天甚至二十一天大家都能接受

2201
01:39:25,410 --> 01:39:27,410
那就是我的思想确实是退化了

2202
01:39:29,410 --> 01:39:31,410
对于这个戏的标准

2203
01:39:31,410 --> 01:39:33,410
这个戏标准啊

2204
01:39:33,410 --> 01:39:36,410
因为这次大戏还有很多需要磨合的地方

2205
01:39:36,410 --> 01:39:39,410
其实这个戏如果你把它当做莎士比亚的话

2206
01:39:39,410 --> 01:39:41,410
你也可以去这样的

2207
01:39:41,410 --> 01:39:43,410
它早期的时候其实不是这样的

2208
01:39:43,410 --> 01:39:45,410
但是经过我们深入考虑之后

2209
01:39:45,410 --> 01:39:47,410
所以才有大量的变化

2210
01:39:47,410 --> 01:39:49,410
那么如果再多的时间去再去思考的话

2211
01:39:49,410 --> 01:39:51,410
然后所有演员的风格进行一个大的统一的话

2212
01:39:51,410 --> 01:39:54,610
有些人总能在这时候抓住机会

2213
01:39:54,610 --> 01:39:56,050
可我不是

2214
01:39:56,050 --> 01:39:57,570
这是先天的

2215
01:39:57,570 --> 01:39:59,170
凭什么呢

2216
01:39:59,170 --> 01:40:00,610
凭出身

2217
01:40:00,610 --> 01:40:05,680
有些人生来就没有这样的命

2218
01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:07,920
机会转瞬即逝

2219
01:40:07,920 --> 01:40:10,990
格局也就到这儿了

2220
01:40:10,990 --> 01:40:12,430
所以说

2221
01:40:12,430 --> 01:40:13,950
所以说

2222
01:40:13,950 --> 01:40:16,270
我要换一份新的工作了

2223
01:40:16,270 --> 01:40:17,870
不在这儿干什么

2224
01:40:17,870 --> 01:40:24,420
我这一辈子都在干什么

2225
01:40:24,420 --> 01:40:26,610
我这辈子都在干什么

2226
01:40:26,610 --> 01:40:28,370
我这辈子都在干什么

2227
01:40:28,370 --> 01:40:31,140
不在这干了

2228
01:40:31,140 --> 01:40:33,130
可喜可贺

2229
01:40:33,130 --> 01:40:36,130
你这也不请客唱着KTV

2230
01:40:36,130 --> 01:40:37,190
还唱KTV

2231
01:40:37,190 --> 01:40:39,190
跟你唱没意思

2232
01:40:39,190 --> 01:40:40,190
老实说呀

2233
01:40:40,190 --> 01:40:41,190
我很讨厌现在这份工作

2234
01:40:41,190 --> 01:40:43,190
我说我是存在的

2235
01:40:43,190 --> 01:40:45,740
被呼来喝去的

2236
01:40:45,740 --> 01:40:46,740
而且啊

2237
01:40:46,740 --> 01:40:47,830
贼烦

2238
01:40:47,830 --> 01:40:48,830
我跟你讲啊

2239
01:40:48,830 --> 01:40:51,440
这儿这个老板

2240
01:40:51,440 --> 01:40:54,440
以前就是我们厂里干活的

2241
01:40:54,440 --> 01:40:56,440
在我们那混不下去了

2242
01:40:56,440 --> 01:40:58,440
才来到城里的

2243
01:40:58,440 --> 01:41:00,440
要不是我叔给他介绍这工作

2244
01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:04,230
他现在还在流水线上干活呢

2245
01:41:04,230 --> 01:41:07,310
最终他会找个女工结婚

2246
01:41:07,310 --> 01:41:10,150
日子会过得幸福又平稳

2247
01:41:10,150 --> 01:41:17,260
只可惜他一辈子也摸不到高级轿车

2248
01:41:17,260 --> 01:41:18,980
我认识一个人

2249
01:41:18,980 --> 01:41:21,160
他每天都能摸

2250
01:41:21,160 --> 01:41:25,710
他是个洗车的

2251
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:31,040
反正咱俩明天就不会再见面了

2252
01:41:31,040 --> 01:41:33,040
希望你不会想我

2253
01:41:33,040 --> 01:41:34,040
我不想你

2254
01:41:34,040 --> 01:41:37,040
你那些牛肉我得想死你了

2255
01:41:37,040 --> 01:41:41,490
其实我也没要到过几个联系方式

2256
01:41:41,490 --> 01:41:43,780
我就像条狗一样

2257
01:41:43,780 --> 01:41:44,780
就追着跑了

2258
01:41:44,780 --> 01:41:45,780
到底追了个啥

2259
01:41:45,780 --> 01:41:46,780
也不知道

2260
01:41:46,780 --> 01:41:47,780
为什么追

2261
01:41:47,780 --> 01:41:48,780
也不知道

2262
01:41:48,780 --> 01:42:05,110
这傻逼什么来着

2263
01:42:05,110 --> 01:42:06,110
假装有一副手铐

2264
01:42:06,110 --> 01:42:07,370
假装我戴什么

2265
01:42:07,370 --> 01:42:14,330
我假装看到了它这个手铐

2266
01:42:14,330 --> 01:42:15,330
然后呢

2267
01:42:15,330 --> 01:42:16,330
我假装

2268
01:42:16,330 --> 01:42:17,330
捡起来

2269
01:42:19,950 --> 01:42:21,950
给我自己铐上

2270
01:42:21,950 --> 01:42:23,080
然后

2271
01:42:23,080 --> 01:42:26,320
然后我要走在这里

2272
01:42:26,320 --> 01:42:28,260
然后呢

2273
01:42:28,260 --> 01:42:32,180
我要等他站起来

2274
01:42:32,180 --> 01:42:33,850
站起来以后

2275
01:42:33,850 --> 01:42:39,610
跟我对视三秒钟

2276
01:42:39,610 --> 01:42:42,940
然后我要举起我的手铐

2277
01:42:42,940 --> 01:42:47,120
微笑着看着男主

2278
01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:50,040
我胜利了

2279
01:42:50,040 --> 01:42:51,600
然后我就要拜拜了

2280
01:42:51,600 --> 01:42:55,460
我要领合幻了

2281
01:42:55,460 --> 01:42:57,580
我早就跟你说过

2282
01:42:57,580 --> 01:43:00,950
他手脚不干净

2283
01:43:00,950 --> 01:43:06,600
你看被抓起来了吧

2284
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:08,650
他还说他想回去了

2285
01:43:08,650 --> 01:43:12,510
也是监狱也挺好

2286
01:43:12,510 --> 01:43:15,020
为广大妇女除了个祸害

2287
01:43:15,020 --> 01:43:16,590
挺好

2288
01:43:16,590 --> 01:43:17,630
哎

2289
01:43:17,630 --> 01:43:21,210
我以为你跟他挺熟的呢

2290
01:43:21,210 --> 01:43:25,170
哎

2291
01:43:25,170 --> 01:43:27,250
我跟你说话呢哥们

2292
01:43:27,250 --> 01:45:11,020
哎

2293
01:45:11,020 --> 01:45:11,980
起不来了

2294
01:45:28,760 --> 01:45:31,130
喂 萨莉

2295
01:45:31,130 --> 01:45:32,880
我知道是你

2296
01:45:32,880 --> 01:45:35,200
我没有换手机号

2297
01:45:35,200 --> 01:45:38,230
没想到你也没换

2298
01:45:38,230 --> 01:45:40,430
最近有点失望

2299
01:45:40,430 --> 01:45:42,950
我没有成为我想要的样子

2300
01:45:42,950 --> 01:45:44,830
还把自己封闭了起来

2301
01:45:44,830 --> 01:45:45,910
这招玩过了

2302
01:45:45,910 --> 01:45:48,780
我没几个朋友 你知道

2303
01:45:48,780 --> 01:45:51,510
不 你知道我跟你说过

2304
01:45:51,510 --> 01:45:54,430
那你就是忘了

2305
01:45:54,430 --> 01:45:56,510
说来也不怕你笑话

2306
01:45:56,510 --> 01:46:00,880
你才是离我心最近的那个人

2307
01:46:00,880 --> 01:46:03,400
你看你还是笑话我

2308
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:04,800
也罢

2309
01:46:04,800 --> 01:46:08,960
这世上哪有真正理解别人内心的人

2310
01:46:08,960 --> 01:46:11,560
我现在有好多话想对你说

2311
01:46:11,560 --> 01:46:13,160
以前我总抱怨你不给我反悔

2312
01:46:13,160 --> 01:46:14,880
以前我总抱怨你不愿反悔

2313
01:46:14,880 --> 01:46:16,800
我现在明白了

2314
01:46:16,800 --> 01:46:18,320
以前我总抱怨

2315
01:46:18,320 --> 01:46:19,800
你不愿给我反悔

2316
01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:21,240
不愿搭理我

2317
01:46:21,240 --> 01:46:23,200
我现在明白了

2318
01:46:23,200 --> 01:46:24,160
我后悔了

2319
01:46:24,160 --> 01:46:25,880
你男朋友问你谁打的电话

2320
01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:27,320
你明天下午不明白

2321
01:46:27,320 --> 01:46:28,680
我跟他说

2322
01:46:28,680 --> 01:46:30,440
明天下午不明白

2323
01:46:30,440 --> 01:46:31,920
这是什么

2324
01:46:31,920 --> 01:46:34,720
你男朋友问你谁打的电话

2325
01:46:34,720 --> 01:46:40,000
你把电话给他 我跟他说

2326
01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:42,380
嘟 嘟

2327
01:46:42,380 --> 01:46:45,740
电话的那头 传来一阵忙音

2328
01:46:45,740 --> 01:46:47,540
领导对我还不错

2329
01:46:47,540 --> 01:46:49,900
领导对我还不错

2330
01:46:49,900 --> 01:46:51,940
说是要留住我的岗位

2331
01:46:51,940 --> 01:46:54,580
让我在家整理思绪

2332
01:46:54,580 --> 01:46:56,740
想明白了再续

2333
01:46:56,740 --> 01:46:59,300
他说 等到我想明白的那天

2334
01:46:59,300 --> 01:47:01,780
他就会给我打电话

2335
01:47:01,780 --> 01:47:04,060
上头条什么的也别想了

2336
01:47:04,060 --> 01:47:07,020
我觉得我这辈子也做不到能出人头地

2337
01:47:07,020 --> 01:47:11,020
一辈子也不会在电视上看到我的名字

2338
01:47:11,020 --> 01:47:16,020
这件设计的采访台词和演讲稿也用不上了

2339
01:47:16,020 --> 01:47:18,020
我想做一名社会学家

2340
01:47:18,020 --> 01:47:21,020
好让我的思考能够派上用场

2341
01:47:21,020 --> 01:47:29,750
我不想让我的工作只是单纯的机械重复

2342
01:47:29,750 --> 01:47:33,940
不是我吃然后刚才演戏的时候掉了烟灰汤吗

2343
01:47:33,940 --> 01:47:36,940
我做了这么多却像什么事都没有发生一样

2344
01:47:36,940 --> 01:47:39,940
继续重复着无业游民的日子

2345
01:47:39,940 --> 01:47:42,940
而且这种感觉是怎么回事

2346
01:47:42,940 --> 01:47:45,940
他政府的老板继续吸收资本

2347
01:47:45,940 --> 01:47:48,940
那会洋洋得意的样子

2348
01:47:48,940 --> 01:47:51,940
就是他的白衬衫也让我很气淡

2349
01:47:51,940 --> 01:47:54,070
如果我努力维护的正义

2350
01:47:54,070 --> 01:47:57,070
拼命寻找的真实都化为了泡影

2351
01:47:57,070 --> 01:48:01,070
那这个世道还能有什么改变

2352
01:48:01,070 --> 01:48:49,680
请问有火吗

2353
01:48:49,680 --> 01:48:57,660
你是怎么找到我家的

2354
01:48:57,660 --> 01:49:04,660
我以为不会有谁能找到我

2355
01:49:04,660 --> 01:49:07,660
门道里很安静

2356
01:49:07,660 --> 01:49:11,880
我不想有人打扰我

2357
01:49:11,880 --> 01:49:16,880
我来找你叙叙旧

2358
01:49:16,880 --> 01:49:18,880
如果你介意的话

2359
01:49:18,880 --> 01:49:22,390
我现在可以离开

2360
01:49:22,390 --> 01:49:25,390
我看你只见过两面 何来的旧

2361
01:49:25,390 --> 01:49:29,390
或许一次不够让两人相互了解

2362
01:49:29,390 --> 01:49:33,390
但是两次三次就能无话不谈

2363
01:49:33,390 --> 01:49:39,390
我喜欢用身体让男孩子们了解我

2364
01:49:39,390 --> 01:49:42,900
你平时也是这么对你的客户们吗

2365
01:49:42,900 --> 01:49:45,900
如果这是设置服务的话你可以走了

2366
01:49:45,900 --> 01:49:48,900
我们还没达成实际的交易

2367
01:49:48,900 --> 01:49:50,900
你可以回去了

2368
01:49:50,900 --> 01:49:56,060
你还是处男啊

2369
01:49:56,060 --> 01:50:00,060
我不喜欢床榻上的爱情

2370
01:50:00,060 --> 01:50:03,060
难道肉欲才是爱情的答案吗

2371
01:50:03,060 --> 01:50:06,060
但是我也是做过的

2372
01:50:06,060 --> 01:50:11,060
你要是想以此来讥讽我

2373
01:50:11,060 --> 01:50:16,670
你走吧

2374
01:50:16,670 --> 01:50:20,660
你要跟我一起走吗

2375
01:50:20,660 --> 01:50:28,690
你要离开这里了

2376
01:50:28,910 --> 01:50:29,870
你说的对

2377
01:50:29,870 --> 01:50:35,400
我是说你已经厌倦了你的生活方式了

2378
01:50:35,400 --> 01:50:36,920
你说的对

2379
01:50:36,920 --> 01:50:41,660
或许我已经受够了那些廉价的爱

2380
01:50:41,660 --> 01:50:44,570
也受够了被当作宣泄对象

2381
01:50:44,570 --> 01:50:48,100
也许你在这里达成了你的理想

2382
01:50:48,100 --> 01:50:50,360
放弃了也无所谓

2383
01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:52,650
只要你想离开

2384
01:50:52,650 --> 01:50:55,160
我希望你能跟我一起走

2385
01:50:55,160 --> 01:51:05,100
我 我还有一些事情需要了断的

2386
01:51:05,100 --> 01:51:08,780
一个男人不是死在理想的终点

2387
01:51:08,780 --> 01:51:12,630
就是死在实现理想的路上

2388
01:51:12,630 --> 01:51:16,140
你是个浪漫的人

2389
01:51:16,140 --> 01:51:18,120
不 我讨厌浪漫主义

2390
01:51:18,120 --> 01:51:20,840
他们总是想着用自我情感来解决问题

2391
01:51:20,840 --> 01:51:22,040
我不是

2392
01:51:22,040 --> 01:51:25,560
我是一个绝对追求这个世界真实的人

2393
01:51:25,560 --> 01:51:28,340
我也希望所有人跟我一样

2394
01:51:28,340 --> 01:51:31,190
看到这个世界的虚假

2395
01:51:31,190 --> 01:51:34,930
可是应该让他们自己去发现真相

2396
01:51:34,930 --> 01:51:37,410
他们的生活才有意义

2397
01:51:37,410 --> 01:51:39,810
让他们自己去揭穿虚假

2398
01:51:39,810 --> 01:51:42,170
然后为真相去奔波去呼吁

2399
01:51:42,170 --> 01:51:45,820
而不是冷眼旁观

2400
01:51:45,820 --> 01:51:46,700
你说得对

2401
01:51:46,700 --> 01:51:50,790
只不过你是个现实主义者

2402
01:51:50,790 --> 01:51:52,710
如果你把逃避现实

2403
01:51:52,710 --> 01:51:54,670
当做理想主义的话

2404
01:51:54,670 --> 01:51:59,850
你要去哪儿呢

2405
01:51:59,850 --> 01:52:05,250
我是一座孤岛

2406
01:52:05,250 --> 01:52:08,330
海洋会流向何处

2407
01:52:08,330 --> 01:52:10,980
什么

2408
01:52:10,980 --> 01:52:15,070
在乡下有个无主的小房子

2409
01:52:15,070 --> 01:52:17,150
和一片荒废的农田

2410
01:52:17,150 --> 01:52:23,310
我想我会跟一个把我当做全世界的男人住在一起

2411
01:52:23,310 --> 01:52:32,860
我需要重新整理一下我自己

2412
01:52:32,860 --> 01:52:35,020
你会等我吗

2413
01:52:35,020 --> 01:52:46,630
我有说过

2414
01:52:46,630 --> 01:52:49,410
是你吗

2415
01:52:49,410 --> 01:53:13,370
不好意思 笑场了

2416
01:53:13,370 --> 01:53:16,580
你笑什么

2417
01:53:16,580 --> 01:53:20,660
太长了这段戏

2418
01:53:20,660 --> 01:53:21,580
挺好挺好挺好

2419
01:53:21,580 --> 01:53:22,700
你说过

2420
01:53:22,700 --> 01:53:25,540
是你吗

2421
01:53:25,540 --> 01:53:29,030
这段戏删掉

2422
01:53:29,030 --> 01:53:31,510
对 这段戏不能外传

2423
01:53:31,510 --> 01:53:33,710
外传了要加价了

2424
01:53:33,710 --> 01:53:36,660
然后分哪段

2425
01:53:36,660 --> 01:53:42,150
哦 该我了 警察同事

2426
01:53:42,150 --> 01:53:43,180
去吧

2427
01:53:43,180 --> 01:53:44,180
好

2428
01:53:44,180 --> 01:53:52,940
嘿 怎么了

2429
01:53:52,940 --> 01:53:55,930
怎么气氛突然变得挺重

2430
01:53:55,930 --> 01:53:58,500
来吧

2431
01:53:58,500 --> 01:54:12,550
现在几点了

2432
01:54:12,550 --> 01:54:14,470
十点十分

2433
01:54:14,470 --> 01:54:16,620
这事算了了

2434
01:54:16,620 --> 01:54:18,620
记得把报告给我

2435
01:54:18,620 --> 01:54:22,970
为了这把枪

2436
01:54:22,970 --> 01:54:24,650
还麻烦您来一趟

2437
01:54:24,650 --> 01:54:26,780
这小子真的是魔障吗

2438
01:54:26,780 --> 01:54:28,780
他挺正常的

2439
01:54:28,780 --> 01:54:30,780
只不过大家都不是理想主义者

2440
01:54:30,780 --> 01:54:32,780
才显得他很可笑

2441
01:54:32,780 --> 01:54:35,060
他让我想到了你

2442
01:54:35,060 --> 01:54:37,830
我

2443
01:54:37,830 --> 01:54:40,090
我跟他可不一样

2444
01:54:40,090 --> 01:54:42,090
我家里门上没那么多把锁

2445
01:54:42,090 --> 01:54:44,090
而且我就两把钥匙

2446
01:54:44,090 --> 01:54:46,090
一把还在你手里

2447
01:54:46,090 --> 01:54:50,010
那次我看你好不容易来一趟

2448
01:54:50,010 --> 01:54:53,030
我打开门

2449
01:54:53,030 --> 01:54:55,220
进卧室一看

2450
01:54:55,220 --> 01:54:57,960
你和你马子

2451
01:54:57,960 --> 01:55:01,080
在床上就站着

2452
01:55:01,080 --> 01:55:08,330
我恨不得把我眼珠子挖下

2453
01:55:08,330 --> 01:55:09,330
总之

2454
01:55:09,330 --> 01:55:11,390
我们不该把观众牵扯进来

2455
01:55:11,390 --> 01:55:12,390
就算调查他

2456
01:55:12,390 --> 01:55:13,390
也应该等到行动结束以后

2457
01:55:13,390 --> 01:55:19,040
你刚来警队那一年

2458
01:55:19,040 --> 01:55:21,420
制服都是鼻涕

2459
01:55:21,420 --> 01:55:24,030
你像个愣头青

2460
01:55:25,930 --> 01:55:27,120
是

2461
01:55:27,120 --> 01:55:29,120
当时局里乱得很

2462
01:55:29,120 --> 01:55:30,120
要不是局长落马

2463
01:55:30,120 --> 01:55:32,280
还不知道会怎么样

2464
01:55:32,280 --> 01:55:34,280
后来还是被你检举了

2465
01:55:34,280 --> 01:55:36,280
你才成了组长

2466
01:55:36,280 --> 01:55:38,280
才蹚上你这趟浑水

2467
01:55:38,280 --> 01:55:39,280
没错

2468
01:55:39,280 --> 01:55:41,280
换作是她的话

2469
01:55:41,280 --> 01:55:43,280
她是不会这么做的

2470
01:55:43,280 --> 01:55:45,660
她会站在检察院门口

2471
01:55:45,660 --> 01:55:48,660
用手里的汗把文件湿透

2472
01:55:48,660 --> 01:55:50,660
然后打道回府

2473
01:55:50,660 --> 01:55:52,300
这代表什么呢

2474
01:55:52,300 --> 01:55:55,690
你们都想去维护些什么

2475
01:55:55,690 --> 01:55:58,690
无论是自身的权益还是正义

2476
01:55:58,690 --> 01:56:00,690
你是个行动派

2477
01:56:00,690 --> 01:56:01,690
会先做

2478
01:56:01,690 --> 01:56:05,650
而她会先想

2479
01:56:05,650 --> 01:56:09,100
您这是在嘲笑我鲁莽

2480
01:56:09,100 --> 01:56:11,100
我可听出来了

2481
01:56:11,100 --> 01:56:13,610
你从小家庭稳固

2482
01:56:13,610 --> 01:56:15,610
上了警察学院

2483
01:56:15,610 --> 01:56:17,610
是精英中的精英

2484
01:56:17,610 --> 01:56:20,020
而他像只老鼠

2485
01:56:20,020 --> 01:56:22,020
住在下水道里

2486
01:56:22,020 --> 01:56:23,020
被庞大的污水系统

2487
01:56:23,020 --> 01:56:25,020
吓破了胆爬不上来

2488
01:56:25,020 --> 01:56:27,060
嘴里还咒骂着

2489
01:56:27,060 --> 01:56:29,060
哪个死全家的挖这么深

2490
01:56:29,060 --> 01:56:31,470
这就是他

2491
01:56:31,470 --> 01:56:35,660
他不配看到这个世界

2492
01:56:35,660 --> 01:56:39,970
那他算不算人呢

2493
01:56:39,970 --> 01:56:47,500
今天先记我帐上吧

2494
01:56:47,500 --> 01:56:48,500
早点回去休息

2495
01:56:48,500 --> 01:56:49,220
休息

2496
01:56:49,740 --> 01:56:52,260
明天一早我要看到你的报告

2497
01:56:55,240 --> 01:56:56,440
今晚不去我家了

2498
01:56:56,680 --> 01:56:57,280
不了

2499
01:57:00,870 --> 01:57:02,070
我也感觉到了

2500
01:57:02,190 --> 01:57:03,510
您最近的爱好

2501
01:57:03,950 --> 01:57:04,870
有点变化

2502
01:57:06,460 --> 01:57:07,740
说来很可悲

2503
01:57:08,300 --> 01:57:09,780
他是个ED患者

2504
01:57:10,260 --> 01:57:11,300
不能勃起

2505
01:57:12,170 --> 01:57:13,090
为了保护自己

2506
01:57:13,090 --> 01:57:14,730
不受到现实的伤害

2507
01:57:15,300 --> 01:57:18,340
他的大脑会触发某种保护机制

2508
01:57:18,660 --> 01:57:20,420
把自己的春宵一刻补完

2509
01:57:20,420 --> 01:57:22,100
他大脑会自动触发某种保护机制

2510
01:57:22,420 --> 01:57:24,300
把自己的春宵一刻补完

2511
01:57:24,300 --> 01:57:28,260
他实在是太可怕了

2512
01:57:28,260 --> 01:57:29,260
不

2513
01:57:29,260 --> 01:57:32,640
他可能是一位反修正主义者

2514
01:57:32,640 --> 01:57:34,640
心怀的道道也不安

2515
01:57:34,640 --> 01:57:36,640
但却什么都没有

2516
01:57:36,640 --> 01:57:39,640
没有天赋 没有才华

2517
01:57:39,640 --> 01:57:41,640
勇气就一点点

2518
01:57:41,640 --> 01:57:45,180
在这个充斥着不公平的世界

2519
01:57:45,180 --> 01:59:55,020
你让他怎么办

2520
01:59:55,020 --> 01:59:57,120
你觉得这戏演得好吗

2521
01:59:57,120 --> 01:59:58,120
太烂了

2522
01:59:58,120 --> 01:59:59,120
什么玩意啊

2523
01:59:59,120 --> 02:00:02,120
但是还挺喜欢的

2524
02:00:02,120 --> 02:00:05,300
我就喜欢烂戏

2525
02:00:05,300 --> 02:00:07,300
因为我是个烂人

2526
02:00:07,300 --> 02:00:09,660
什么是好戏呢

2527
02:00:09,660 --> 02:00:11,660
没有好戏 我没看过好戏

2528
02:00:11,660 --> 02:00:15,190
烂人看烂戏

2529
02:00:15,190 --> 02:00:17,190
好人看好戏

2530
02:00:17,190 --> 02:00:19,190
太好了 我太喜欢了

2531
02:00:19,190 --> 02:00:21,190
我的天啊 我看到冰世界

2532
02:00:21,190 --> 02:00:23,190
我就会看到我妈妈一样

2533
02:00:23,190 --> 02:00:26,020
太温暖了

2534
02:00:26,020 --> 02:00:28,020
我这辈子最喜欢的一个戏

2535
02:00:30,020 --> 02:00:34,710
要问你几个问题啊

2536
02:00:34,710 --> 02:00:38,120
您说吧

2537
02:00:38,120 --> 02:00:40,120
你会为了你的理想付出一切吗

2538
02:00:40,120 --> 02:00:45,060
对的

2539
02:00:45,060 --> 02:00:46,060
谈钱都俗

2540
02:00:46,060 --> 02:00:48,410
这个不太好透露

2541
02:00:48,410 --> 02:00:53,790
路管什么的最近有在做吗

2542
02:00:53,790 --> 02:00:54,790
还行

2543
02:00:54,790 --> 02:00:55,790
还行是吧

2544
02:00:55,790 --> 02:01:03,480
假如让你去嫖娼你会选择什么样的呢

2545
02:01:03,480 --> 02:01:04,480
什么样的

2546
02:01:04,480 --> 02:01:07,300
身材好

2547
02:01:07,300 --> 02:01:09,590
什么样的服务呢

2548
02:01:09,590 --> 02:01:19,270
您是理想主义者吗

2549
02:01:19,270 --> 02:01:21,490
我觉得我是

2550
02:01:21,490 --> 02:01:22,490
我太是了

2551
02:01:22,490 --> 02:01:30,080
我是

2552
02:01:30,080 --> 02:01:37,680
我冲哪个说

2553
02:01:37,680 --> 02:01:38,680
你给拍他拍他拍他

2554
02:01:38,680 --> 02:01:40,280
观看冰山河

2555
02:01:40,280 --> 02:01:41,280
拍他呀

2556
02:01:41,280 --> 02:01:42,880
从俩镜头说的

2557
02:01:42,880 --> 02:01:45,280
我 我觉得我

2558
02:01:45,280 --> 02:01:46,280
余皓然

2559
02:01:46,280 --> 02:01:47,280
你告诉我

2560
02:01:47,280 --> 02:01:49,660
我 我觉得

2561
02:01:49,660 --> 02:01:50,660
张玉明

2562
02:01:50,660 --> 02:01:55,860
我 我说什么呀

2563
02:01:55,860 --> 02:01:57,260
楚伊旭

2564
02:01:57,260 --> 02:01:58,260
我是

2565
02:01:58,260 --> 02:02:00,030
李俊江

2566
02:02:00,030 --> 02:02:02,630
张乃祝

2567
02:02:02,630 --> 02:02:06,280
我觉得我是

2568
02:02:06,280 --> 02:02:07,730
好

2569
02:02:07,730 --> 02:02:11,760
还有我们的二位幕后创作者

2570
02:02:11,760 --> 02:02:12,760
李祖昌

2571
02:02:12,760 --> 02:02:14,760
我们是短片制作团体

2572
02:02:14,760 --> 02:02:17,020
你再按一下

2573
02:02:17,020 --> 02:02:19,020
果然没录上

2574
02:02:19,020 --> 02:02:21,020
哦 西方

2575
02:02:21,020 --> 02:02:23,020
再来 再来 再来

2576
02:02:23,020 --> 02:02:25,020
太对了 来来来

2577
02:02:25,020 --> 02:02:27,020
我

2578
02:02:27,020 --> 02:02:29,110
你是理想主义者吗

2579
02:02:29,110 --> 02:02:31,110
我觉得我是

2580
02:02:31,110 --> 02:02:33,110
我觉得我是

2581
02:02:33,110 --> 02:02:35,110
我们就进入到

2582
02:02:35,110 --> 02:02:37,110
后台会议

2583
02:02:37,110 --> 02:02:39,110
大家可以发表意见

2584
02:02:39,110 --> 02:02:41,110
如果大家敢直接的话也可以

2585
02:02:41,110 --> 02:02:43,110
直接开始交流

2586
02:02:43,110 --> 02:02:44,560
你现在要脱光吗

2587
02:02:44,560 --> 02:02:45,880
我太老了 我不想脱了

2588
02:02:45,880 --> 02:02:46,880
而且这段是保留戏本

2589
02:02:46,880 --> 02:02:49,880
那样在预告片里就没有惊喜了

2590
02:02:49,880 --> 02:02:50,880
行

2591
02:02:50,880 --> 02:02:52,980
那就留到1月1号

2592
02:02:52,980 --> 02:02:53,980
行

2593
02:02:53,980 --> 02:02:54,980
你关于脱不脱光这个事

2594
02:02:54,980 --> 02:02:55,980
我想

2595
02:02:55,980 --> 02:02:57,980
就是1月1号那天

2596
02:02:57,980 --> 02:02:58,980
你看情况

2597
02:02:58,980 --> 02:03:00,980
可以脱也可以不脱

2598
02:03:00,980 --> 02:03:02,980
然后两个人也都在一起

2599
02:03:02,980 --> 02:03:03,980
所以说

2600
02:03:03,980 --> 02:03:04,980
你现在脱不脱光

2601
02:03:04,980 --> 02:03:05,980
脱不脱光

2602
02:03:05,980 --> 02:03:06,980
脱不脱光

2603
02:03:06,980 --> 02:03:08,010
脱不脱光

2604
02:03:08,010 --> 02:03:09,010
脱不脱光

2605
02:03:09,010 --> 02:03:10,010
脱不脱光

2606
02:03:10,010 --> 02:03:11,260
脱不脱光

2607
02:03:11,260 --> 02:03:12,260
脱不脱光

2608
02:03:12,260 --> 02:03:14,260
然后老连也都在场

2609
02:03:14,260 --> 02:03:16,260
然后我天弟也在场

2610
02:03:16,260 --> 02:03:18,260
我觉得气氛合适的话

2611
02:03:18,260 --> 02:03:20,300
我可以考虑

2612
02:03:20,300 --> 02:03:22,300
有必要

2613
02:03:22,300 --> 02:03:24,300
可以啊 当然可以

2614
02:03:24,300 --> 02:03:26,300
不会有什么问题

2615
02:03:26,300 --> 02:03:28,300
不会

2616
02:03:28,300 --> 02:03:30,300
其实也不是不可以

2617
02:03:30,300 --> 02:03:32,300
因为大家

2618
02:03:32,300 --> 02:03:34,300
来到这个空间了

2619
02:03:34,300 --> 02:03:36,870
可以看一点不一样

2620
02:03:36,870 --> 02:03:38,870
对啊 必须得看点不一样

2621
02:03:38,870 --> 02:03:40,870
可以

2622
02:03:40,870 --> 02:03:42,030
我就觉得气氛合适

2623
02:03:42,030 --> 02:03:43,030
然后我又特别上头

2624
02:03:43,030 --> 02:03:43,910
给你牛逼

2625
02:03:43,910 --> 02:03:46,310
可以

2626
02:03:46,310 --> 02:03:47,110
露一露

2627
02:03:47,110 --> 02:03:48,830
又觉得不太合适的话

2628
02:03:48,830 --> 02:03:49,590
就感觉当时

2629
02:03:49,590 --> 02:03:51,550
你觉得对了你就来

2630
02:03:51,550 --> 02:03:52,950
不对 我觉得你穿了一套

2631
02:03:54,830 --> 02:03:55,950
没有开啊

2632
02:03:55,950 --> 02:03:56,670
但你自己感觉

2633
02:03:56,670 --> 02:03:57,550
没有这样正式

2634
02:03:58,940 --> 02:03:59,940
我自己可以脱吗

2635
02:03:59,940 --> 02:04:01,140
行啊 没问题

2636
02:04:01,140 --> 02:04:01,940
别人脱

2637
02:04:03,260 --> 02:04:04,060
这关键节目

2638
02:04:05,740 --> 02:04:06,340
别录了

2639
02:04:07,140 --> 02:04:08,780
但你不觉得有一点

2640
02:04:08,780 --> 02:04:10,220
生意和用心吗

2641
02:04:10,220 --> 02:04:10,820
对啊

2642
02:04:11,260 --> 02:04:17,380
你也单身吗 鞋子 鞋子 鞋子 鞋子 鞋子

2643
02:04:17,380 --> 02:04:19,380
你单身吗 我平常也我

2644
02:04:19,380 --> 02:04:21,380
我就问你单不单身的

2645
02:04:21,380 --> 02:04:23,380
单身没有长到合理的

2646
02:04:23,380 --> 02:04:25,380
有点虚 它有点虚

2647
02:04:25,380 --> 02:04:27,380
是吧 是有备胎吧

2648
02:04:27,380 --> 02:04:29,380
你对手