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那你为啥没来啊

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自己演了

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过几分钟开始了

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好香啊

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那我怎么问呢

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这这

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我我我我给他打电话

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我说你们吵怎么样了

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然后自己演了

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我我问吧

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我问吧

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我问吧

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呃

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我不知道

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就是我刚才没听

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情侣有什么情况

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因为我给我对象打电话

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然后我对象说

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和我们一起住

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另一对情侣吵架了

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吵得很凶

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然后他有点烦

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他又不想来了

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嗯

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然后我对象又没来

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然后

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哦

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然后那一对

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不知道什么情况

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刚才

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刚才我对象说

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他可能跟吵架别来了

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嗯

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来了吗

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我我我我我

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我问一下

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不知道

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反正说是他俩在吵架

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可能吵着来吧

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我

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吵着来

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你憋的挺好啊

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我自己演吧

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哈哈

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你咋

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你咋

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不是

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我操

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哈哈

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我操

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我操

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你刷新我认知了

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媳妇

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你是

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因为

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因为你之前从来

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没有说假话

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让我进过

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你怎么

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你怎么做到的

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我不知道

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我操

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没事

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都被记录下来了

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都被记录下来了

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哈哈哈哈

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这个书记得刚好

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这是

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这是510的圣经

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Fible

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所以呢

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你的

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你的信族呢

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我的信族

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就在几个人看呢

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你的信族呢

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只有别人了

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你的

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你的谁呢

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你的信族就是你

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他的信族就是你

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小马宝利

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我是瘦

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我是瘦导

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我本心想替你答辩了

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好的

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好的老师

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瘦导

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你是指达不辩吗

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啊

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你PPT呢

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PPT

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你论门呢

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啊

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论门

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论门这呢

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PPT呢

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掩壁吧

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掩壁吧

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掩壁吧

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好的

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要把脸都拉起来了

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那可是

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那个

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美玉叫

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美玉叫

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东方向王

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太好了

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太好了

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坐下车的时候一个小时

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坐下车大概一个小时

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这几天

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没坐这几天

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怎么来的?

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那王湘之前去到的事情

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有什么结果

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不知道王湘把河发告了

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现在

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快落什么

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王湘姓骚 河发

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王湘姓骚 河发

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王湘姓骚 河发

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我一说姓骚 我又说河发

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我还以为是

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让你哪个老教授姓骚

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王湘

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王湘那个

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在法院上

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直接

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直接那个

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把那个女孩

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那因为那个女孩当事人也在

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他也把她告了

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直接把那个

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当事人卡卡给PoA

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哭了

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然后就对那个女孩好

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你这样做

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你有替我考虑过吗?

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有想过我吗?

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你这么说

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你想过我

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就是

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卡

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然后你会啪就哭了

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他他妈是个演戏的老头

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特别特别会

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我告诉你他特别会我

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他炮炮炮剧场炮几十年

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特别会

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王湘是不是那个女孩

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欣赏你那个老头

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欣赏我那个老头

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不是啊

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你说你之前演戏

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那个成功特当的女孩

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就是那个老头

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欣赏我的老头

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对

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哦不是不是不是不是不是

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欣赏你的老头

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哪个老头啊

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哪个老头啊

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那天我和孙哥聊挺好的

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哦

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孙哥

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我说他姓孙老头

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不醉不醉

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他可好

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这么多不是啊

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不是人人都是姓孙老头

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得像这个

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不是人人都

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不是人人都是英武史家庭

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完了

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用完了

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英武史家庭

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用

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用武史家庭

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那个也是高

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那个也是高

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那个是什么教授啊

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教授

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你看

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天心里

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天心里

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在哪儿

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不知道

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不知道

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有用吗

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这个是电的交枪

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是谁啊

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没有用吗

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这下不是一样的

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你负责音乐是吧

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哦是

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连一下我

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你负责音乐是吧

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哦是

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连一下我

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你负责音乐是吧

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我负责的

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这是谁啊

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没有用吗

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没有用

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这下不是一样的

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你负责音乐是吧

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哦是

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连一下我

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那个蓝牙

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哦

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只有这个叫

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没有鼓起焦呢

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找到了吗

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没什么

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找到了

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上次连

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这儿

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黑体字就是钢琴

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然后大字就是那个

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这个就是"来"

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这个就是"来"

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对,"来"

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这个都是"来"

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对,大字都是"来"

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田一不是以后要来啊

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对啊,我们呢

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我们呢

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一个个说来的,怎么都不来了

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他应该还感冒了,他比较严重吧

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呃,对

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不然他好一点

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啊,明天三五天

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你明天

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哦對 明天太多了

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明天已经满了

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我上

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我来

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明天都抄了

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对明天已经抄了

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好嘞

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晚上给你抄录像

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好嘞

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好嘞

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我不知道再说吧

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好

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OK

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拜拜

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你不准喝醉了

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啊

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因为王翔说,要谅解这恶,要谅解他的恶,太好了
,必须谅解他。

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这是我的笔,这个笔好好。

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不是啊,我刚才看到这笔,我估计就是什么。

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嗯,是我的,应该是我的。

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不是我的,对。

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忘了。

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忘了,这个胶水干了。

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它是干很快点的吗

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它现在带

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鲁椒的话,应该就可以粘,不会也会来的,不会也
忘了。

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早上我们就问,是我在中间店的店,店的怎么去。

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早上你们真吵架了,是吧?

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哈哈哈哈哈哈。

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等那个太阳落山吧,像黑,黑的。

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哦,好啊,好啊,好啊,你们可以等会儿吗?

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可以,当然可以,我们今儿想吃东西。

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哦,好。

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好

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你吃了不懂

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那我吃了不懂

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那我吃了不懂

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看你自己點吧

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你要不要去吃那個麵

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你去吧

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我不想吃那個

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我給你外賣的老師

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很輕力

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老師我給你外賣的

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好的好的

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你是經常玩這個Cosplay嗎

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沒有啊

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他今天不是講課嗎

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我已經很不認識老師

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經常還老師

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要 cosplay

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老师又过

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哦,你们怎么不来参加,不看啊,我们要买胶腿,
你们什么时候买了啊,你赶快去,半小时吧,半小
时,那咱呢,你们都回来,我都演呗,等你们回来
,你们回来,你们也可以吃饭啊,走走走,我也想
吃啊,

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你不能吃,演员不能吃,演员得演完吃

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你去哪吃,我回口里吃,或者在这吃都行

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你要吃烤兔吗,想啊,不开心肚子了

291
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要烤兔,在哪啊

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这羊羊在谷里啊

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腰妹

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那基本上你现在去肯定排不上号

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但网红三连

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腰妹多好吃

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你是在那个小学院那不可能

298
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那不可能,你去的是腰妹了

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在三连桥那边

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是我们的小学生

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就是旁边的小修理,小修理的

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这个有不大的东西吗?有有有有,这空气怎么可能
有兔子吃啊?你们在哪里吃,三圆桥,哦,三圆桥
,我妈烤布,我这个就一个小时左右,要几只灯,

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要几只灯,豆瓶,别太亮就行,我妈手撕烤布,四
川零小时,你们等我去吃是吧?左家装店,你们等
我几只烤?

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不是,我们晚上也玩,你们也玩,那我就吃一个吧
,好啊,好啊,好啊,好啊,好啊,好啊,好啊,
你可以点个外卖一下,那,好啊,你不吃吗,他

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00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:50,990
那个,那个,那个女孩的,哦,我就是,那个猫要
王母,对啊,猫要王母,对啊,那我也吃,我也,
我也吃个吃饭,啊,王花,王花表处不是在玉林吗

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,怎么,你看到城市里,都看到我家去了,在小公
司的时候,你看,那就是差不多我家,

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我还没吃过烤兔呢 我吃过炖兔

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我来 烤兔兔是吗

309
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我妈首次烤兔 独家双变

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居心一是那个

311
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为什么您的沙子母亲那么多 这么少人

312
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我那个王子不是 超人的

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并且沙子母亲30块钱 我那个120

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并且你这个没有宣传

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我宣传两 刚刚那个

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00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:30,230
我那个我这个宣传度比他大

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今天这个课

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今天这个课

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根本就没宣传

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将来

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在哪个

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我说的海报发在510圈里

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这有什么基本用的

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一人都没来

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正常啊 谁他妈来啊

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但是我之后会把这个同学决军场演

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哦 今天其实就是相当于

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亲友不 今天

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亲友或者是

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哦 好厉害

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不是 试水

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对啊 相当于试水

333
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,190
对啊 相当于试水

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好啊 我想吃 我想吃这个

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00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:03,250
我感觉

336
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,250
这个 你说手势烤不辣吗

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这一点不辣的