1 00:00:00,985 --> 00:00:08,764 Wait a sec, wait a sec, wait a sec, wait a sec, wait a sec, 2 00:00:08,764 --> 00:00:13,511 Wait, go on, right, right, right, I'll go over the lines with Qiqi, 3 00:00:13,511 --> 00:00:19,766 Switch it up, switch it up, come on, sorry, I was distracted, 4 00:00:19,766 --> 00:00:24,948 Because, I thought we were pretty similar, 5 00:00:24,948 --> 00:00:32,655 I wasn't like that before, I'm not like that now, I'm a bit, 6 00:00:32,932 --> 00:00:38,757 I know, to live happily, you have to love yourself first, 7 00:00:38,757 --> 00:00:43,012 Only then can you share the extra love with your partner, 8 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,483 You must really love life, right? 9 00:00:46,494 --> 00:00:50,750 The person you're pursuing must be very happy. 10 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:55,366 I guess so, I'm not sure myself. 11 00:00:55,366 --> 00:00:59,355 How did you get in touch with me? 12 00:00:59,406 --> 00:01:02,658 Was it the Birth Committee who set this up for you? 13 00:01:02,870 --> 00:01:07,310 He probably knows a bit about it. 14 00:01:07,310 --> 00:01:09,310 A close friend introduced me. 15 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:12,438 A close friend, huh? I see. 16 00:01:12,438 --> 00:01:16,350 That must be someone everyone knows. 17 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:23,601 I know, um, you must know about their project, right? 18 00:01:23,601 --> 00:01:30,415 That project, to be honest, treats people like they're not even human. 19 00:01:30,821 --> 00:01:33,540 I don't know what you think, but, 20 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:40,760 But we could go too, I guess it's better than being like an animal. 21 00:01:40,776 --> 00:01:46,730 He's paying for it, we can do that project too, 22 00:01:46,730 --> 00:01:54,544 Then we, uh, we'll have lots of kids, 23 00:01:54,544 --> 00:02:00,185 Then make their money, right? Right? 24 00:02:00,185 --> 00:02:02,670 Don't know. 25 00:02:02,670 --> 00:02:07,261 Is that why they sent you? 26 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:12,137 Is that why they sent you? 27 00:02:12,137 --> 00:02:19,994 What's this? What is this? 28 00:02:19,994 --> 00:02:27,118 Is this a picture book? Or a script? 29 00:02:27,118 --> 00:02:33,319 You came just because they told you to? 30 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:40,609 Talk, don't adjust your glasses. 31 00:02:40,609 --> 00:02:41,910 You, 32 00:02:41,910 --> 00:02:48,821 Do you have any real places left? 33 00:02:49,176 --> 00:02:56,348 Did they teach you to do this, or is it like that? 34 00:02:56,348 --> 00:03:02,809 Your family needs organs, right? Yes, 35 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:07,992 I remember, that project, 36 00:03:08,347 --> 00:03:12,820 Your family needs organs, right? 37 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:17,995 There's a knife here, isn't there? 38 00:03:19,392 --> 00:03:23,532 Which one do you want? 39 00:03:23,532 --> 00:03:28,940 I'll cut it for you. 40 00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:36,133 I think there's a knife to throw 41 00:03:36,779 --> 00:03:44,283 So, uh, does the echo work? 42 00:03:44,283 --> 00:03:47,362 It feels like the earpiece 43 00:03:47,362 --> 00:03:53,572 isn't set up right, okay, 44 00:03:53,572 --> 00:03:57,220 I'll take this, 45 00:03:57,220 --> 00:04:03,827 I'll just lay it out, 46 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:10,902 Sit down, go upstairs, okay, 47 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:16,906 This option, living, living is most important, 48 00:04:16,906 --> 00:04:24,879 I think living is most important, but what does it become? 49 00:04:24,879 --> 00:04:32,063 I don't know, I think, it's hard to explain, 50 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:37,932 Thank you, thank you, you might need one, 51 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:45,518 Second option, can you do it? You have the courage to solve it? 52 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:51,470 If you cheat, I won't care. 53 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:55,420 I know you need something, you start by calling. 54 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:59,227 Because I'm already worried about you, thank you, you'll come. 55 00:04:59,227 --> 00:05:03,151 Because you're good, thank you, thank you for helping, I'll help you do it. 56 00:05:03,161 --> 00:05:07,813 I think two people are together, come back, look back, thanks. 57 00:05:07,813 --> 00:05:09,590 I want to be with you. 58 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:17,192 Heaven, what? I feel like you've done something, feel it. 59 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:24,598 I feel like you've done something, look at the words, oh, OK. 60 00:05:24,663 --> 00:05:28,440 I, I'm willing, OK. 61 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:35,041 You OK? 62 00:05:35,041 --> 00:05:39,190 Hmm? 63 00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:40,280 OK, then. 64 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:44,170 I've got it, no problem. 65 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:48,680 Don't move. 66 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:56,250 Stand up. 67 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:56,940 Stand up. 68 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,535 People. 69 00:06:00,582 --> 00:06:02,116 Kind. 70 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:04,560 Kiss me. 71 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:07,470 What's there to say? 72 00:06:07,510 --> 00:06:12,802 I 73 00:06:12,802 --> 00:06:18,095 hope 74 00:06:18,095 --> 00:06:23,009 we 75 00:06:23,577 --> 00:06:28,680 can... 76 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,580 What's this? 77 00:06:30,580 --> 00:06:34,220 They're helping me see if it works 78 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:37,160 30 years old 79 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:41,580 30 years old 80 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:48,756 30 years old 81 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:54,102 Chen Chen 82 00:06:54,102 --> 00:07:02,070 Teacher, let's begin 83 00:07:02,070 --> 00:07:04,140 I don't know if you can still get it going 84 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:05,649 Get it going 85 00:07:05,670 --> 00:07:06,030 Right 86 00:07:06,030 --> 00:07:07,690 Anyway, do you have any anger? 87 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:09,850 It feels hard to get going now 88 00:07:09,850 --> 00:07:10,970 Still starting 89 00:07:10,970 --> 00:07:15,430 How do you do it? 90 00:07:15,430 --> 00:07:16,580 Ask him 91 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:18,200 Teacher Chen 92 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:22,240 You're making me laugh 93 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:22,420 No problem 94 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:25,200 It's good 95 00:07:25,264 --> 00:07:31,320 Come on 96 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,390 Pick one C 97 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:33,890 Pick two Cs 98 00:07:33,890 --> 00:07:35,310 I just want to pick C 99 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:35,770 This time? 100 00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:37,820 OK, let's see 101 00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:38,780 What's the combo? 102 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,060 Right. 103 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:39,600 Kara, right? 104 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:42,201 Hello. 105 00:07:42,230 --> 00:07:42,810 Have a seat. 106 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:43,730 We're not sitting. 107 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:44,700 Hello, that's it. 108 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:46,010 It's early. 109 00:07:46,010 --> 00:07:48,190 I hope we can get to know each other. 110 00:07:48,190 --> 00:07:49,660 After all, I 111 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:51,240 No live welcome 112 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:55,172 Do you know how to talk to girls? 113 00:07:55,190 --> 00:07:56,238 Hello? 114 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:57,330 This is too strange 115 00:07:57,330 --> 00:07:59,310 Too strange 116 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:01,040 You should be timid and withdrawn 117 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:01,840 I should be timid and withdrawn 118 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:02,480 I should be timid and withdrawn 119 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,195 OK 120 00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:05,270 How should we talk? 121 00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:07,341 Are you having us talk to the girl? 122 00:08:07,350 --> 00:08:08,850 Hello? 123 00:08:08,850 --> 00:08:11,490 Is this how you usually talk to women? 124 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:14,750 This is the way you talk to women? 125 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:15,750 I've been looking for so long 126 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:18,210 But I still haven't found anyone who matches me 127 00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:22,280 Me 128 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:24,000 But we are 129 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,360 Of the same species 130 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:30,930 There must be some similarities, right? 131 00:08:30,930 --> 00:08:33,070 Like fish in the sea 132 00:08:33,070 --> 00:08:35,550 Swimming the sea is their destiny 133 00:08:35,564 --> 00:08:38,220 Until they meet 134 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:39,920 Until they meet 135 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,190 I'm the biggest one 136 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,370 I'm the male anglerfish 137 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:47,290 I need to find the largest female 138 00:08:47,290 --> 00:08:49,050 Clamp onto it tightly 139 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,310 Merge with it 140 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:51,190 Look 141 00:08:51,210 --> 00:08:52,490 That one 142 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,310 Just under this light 143 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:57,240 Am I the fish you're looking for? 144 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:00,650 Let's start with hobbies. 145 00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:01,610 What are your hobbies? 146 00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:03,500 Why aren't you changing the lyrics this time? 147 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:07,400 Because you just said my safe gaze. 148 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:12,520 I like to watch movies alone. 149 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:15,640 Then ride alone. 150 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:19,910 Then look at street scenes and stuff. 151 00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:21,350 I like going to parties 152 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:22,150 Traveling abroad 153 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:24,490 Cherry blossom shrine 154 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:29,009 I like online games and collecting figurines 155 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:32,980 I like limited-edition perfumes and shoes 156 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:34,160 Do you want to add collecting? 157 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,830 Do you have a set? 158 00:09:35,830 --> 00:09:37,230 All of them 159 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:38,630 That works 160 00:09:38,630 --> 00:09:40,230 I like that 161 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:41,630 This one's for keeping calm 162 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:43,330 How much? 163 00:09:43,330 --> 00:09:45,680 I like it 164 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,080 Do you think it's a legitimate channel? 165 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,080 I like listening to classical music 166 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,480 It's a legitimate channel 167 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,880 Don't look back and eat spicy 168 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,280 Come over here 169 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,920 I still have 170 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:55,920 If something happens, who do I turn to? 171 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:56,830 Name 172 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:57,650 Liang Zhibin 173 00:09:57,650 --> 00:09:58,680 Age 174 00:09:58,680 --> 00:09:59,680 That 175 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,110 Thirty 176 00:10:02,110 --> 00:10:04,350 Security guard 177 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:05,790 Okay 178 00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:06,790 Three thousand 179 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:07,390 How much? 180 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:09,140 That's a lot, don't laugh. 181 00:10:09,154 --> 00:10:10,820 That's a lot. 182 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:13,710 I think we should just 183 00:10:13,710 --> 00:10:15,320 go straight over 184 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:18,500 both of us go over 185 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,090 Do you think we need to back to back? 186 00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:21,280 I don't think so. 187 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,680 Because what we said earlier wasn't facing the mirror 188 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,090 There's definitely a scene 189 00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:28,790 It's not like his performance style on stage 190 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:30,190 It's different from the sequence length. 191 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:31,640 OK, just cut to it. 192 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:37,603 I'll handle it, I'll do it. 193 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:42,820 Okay. 194 00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:45,260 You have one more line. 195 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:51,170 I hope he walks away when he turns around. 196 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:53,370 No problem, when we shoot, just help me jump to the next line. 197 00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:54,670 He should be the one. 198 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:56,390 I hope he's not too hard. 199 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,390 It would be great if he could change for me. 200 00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:02,230 Actually, our tastes aren't that different. 201 00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:06,130 How do I get him to open up to me? 202 00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:09,420 It's not easy, you know. 203 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:10,140 It's not easy, right? 204 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:11,030 That kind of difficulty. 205 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:12,400 Right. 206 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,400 Brother, this job isn't easy. 207 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,930 Think about it—we've been standing in line all night. 208 00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:20,210 We have to support our wives and kids at home. 209 00:11:20,210 --> 00:11:21,430 Otherwise, who would... 210 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,430 I need to make him understand. 211 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:24,210 Career prospects 212 00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:28,300 He seemed not to know this profession 213 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:31,940 I need to let him know I'm someone with potential 214 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:39,690 Girls like this, check it out 215 00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:42,580 I don't even know myself 216 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:50,330 What's the future like for security guards? 217 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:56,080 Being a security guard gives you plenty of time to chat online 218 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:56,890 Being a security guard 219 00:11:56,890 --> 00:12:00,630 No, no, no 220 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:05,210 Do you remember when Chen Cheng punched me in the chest that day? 221 00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:06,410 After I finished drinking, I felt 222 00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:08,190 my chest hurt when I breathed 223 00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:11,060 This already happened the day before yesterday 224 00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:11,990 But it hasn't gotten better 225 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:16,390 He did 226 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:20,424 hit 227 00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:26,214 My face was fine 228 00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:28,050 But hitting the chest isn't good 229 00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:32,950 I understand 230 00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:33,950 Hitting, hitting, hitting, it's bad 231 00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:34,950 Then, uh... 232 00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:37,550 Then I'll still watch videos 233 00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:40,521 Then I can trade my time for a fixed salary 234 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:45,220 Teacher Chen, this outfit 235 00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:47,020 Do you want to take a picture of it? 236 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,220 I want to take one 237 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:49,620 Send it to me on WeChat after you take it 238 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,090 OK, I'll take it 239 00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:55,070 Don't look at it 240 00:12:55,070 --> 00:13:01,570 Don't be silly 241 00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:06,970 Look at me, look at me 242 00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:11,770 Then it's your turn 243 00:13:11,770 --> 00:13:18,896 You forgot 244 00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:24,240 the word 245 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,240 Don't say it 246 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,790 I just typed the word 247 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:29,320 Did I type it right? 248 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,420 I'm done thinking 249 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:31,730 That's it 250 00:13:31,730 --> 00:13:38,420 Becoming a security guard 251 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:39,220 I went back to the first one 252 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,850 As a security guard, you can secretly watch the monitors 253 00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:42,550 As a security guard, you can also 254 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:45,820 You can also secretly masturbate at night 255 00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:53,240 As a security guard, you can truly own 256 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:57,454 your own security booth 257 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:05,410 Shall we keep talking? 258 00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:08,590 I don't want to be weighed down by a mortgage after marriage 259 00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:09,810 Do you own a house? 260 00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:15,806 I rent a 20-square-meter apartment 261 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,020 Great 262 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,970 Do you have a car? 263 00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:21,530 I have a bicycle 264 00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:24,320 Does your bike have a seat? 265 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,520 Of course it does 266 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,320 As I just said 267 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,320 I like to ride 268 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:31,250 Actually, they all have a back seat 269 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:35,010 I spend my entire paycheck every month 270 00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:37,921 Me too. 271 00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:39,130 We were just getting along so well. 272 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:43,130 What's wrong? 273 00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:44,730 I'm trying to help you. 274 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:45,930 You misunderstood me. 275 00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:47,230 It's me. 276 00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:49,430 You know, getting married at thirty. 277 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:52,461 My sister called me today. 278 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,170 I'll call. 279 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:56,770 When you're directing. 280 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:57,570 When he's filming 281 00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,010 He's going to fight, right? 282 00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:00,410 Can you see if my glasses get knocked off? 283 00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:01,410 Practice a bit. 284 00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:02,970 You'll be able to hit it roughly. 285 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:03,770 No, no, no. 286 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:04,370 You don't need to be afraid. 287 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:04,970 Just stay normal. 288 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,370 Because Su Su also fought that day. 289 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:06,970 You'll be fine. 290 00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:07,800 Just hold on 291 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:08,960 OK 292 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:09,760 OK 293 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,560 You're right 294 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,560 I'll just do it like this 295 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,160 Don't, don't 296 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:12,760 Just hit it 297 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:13,760 Right, no problem 298 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:14,360 You're fine 299 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,160 You don't need to hold back 300 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:15,560 You're fine 301 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,220 Because I don't 302 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,420 I don't do it that well 303 00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:20,020 I can catch it 304 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,220 So when I'm not falling 305 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:21,820 I don't do it so much 306 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:22,620 But when you hit, it's fine 307 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:23,220 I can catch it 308 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:24,700 It's fine 309 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:25,500 Let's try again 310 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,210 I'll loosen the strap 311 00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:29,230 OK, let's try again 312 00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:30,230 Oops, I missed it 313 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,280 No problem, let's try again 314 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,080 No. 315 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,080 Slapping someone is very difficult 316 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:35,680 I do 317 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:36,680 Because few people 318 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,480 have this experience 319 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,480 Come on 320 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,080 Wait, wait 321 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,480 Don't grip so hard 322 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,680 Just struggle a bit 323 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,020 Then it'll work 324 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:44,020 I'll loosen a bit 325 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:44,620 OK 326 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,020 You struggle first 327 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,710 What? 328 00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:50,710 It's not flying yet 329 00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:52,310 I'm speechless 330 00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:53,110 I'm speechless. 331 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:54,510 How can I hit it? 332 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:55,110 Just play normally. 333 00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:55,910 How do you hit it? 334 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:56,910 If you play normally with a backhand stroke, 335 00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:57,510 I won't catch you. 336 00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:58,110 Play normally with a backhand stroke, 337 00:15:58,110 --> 00:15:59,110 How do you hit it? 338 00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:01,420 I can't even hit it. 339 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,850 Okay. 340 00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:03,450 I can't see 341 00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:04,450 Help me find that lens 342 00:16:04,450 --> 00:16:05,170 Here 343 00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:05,770 Right back 344 00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:06,370 Just like this, just like this 345 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,170 No, no, no 346 00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:07,770 You probably found it 347 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:08,770 Do you feel it now? 348 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,180 Do you feel it now? 349 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:10,980 I'll put this on again 350 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:11,580 No lenses 351 00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:11,980 No problem, no problem 352 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:14,630 Try again 353 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:15,230 Try again 354 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:15,630 Right, right, right 355 00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:18,700 It's about to start 356 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,030 Nope 357 00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:21,830 Because I can only guide your lenses this way 358 00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:23,523 Then you can fly 359 00:16:24,219 --> 00:16:25,771 Come out 360 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:28,180 Little pink guy slapped me 361 00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:31,790 I feel so humiliated 362 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:32,590 Mine, mine, mine 363 00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:33,190 Help me put it on 364 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:34,200 Look, you try again 365 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,000 Wait for me to loosen it a bit 366 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,020 OK 367 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:38,820 Okay, okay, okay 368 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:43,810 Then, say your guess again 369 00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:44,710 Lens 370 00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:51,860 Lens, lens, lens 371 00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:52,570 Ah 372 00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:53,580 He's really leaving 373 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,580 No, no, I'm not really leaving 374 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,380 I'm still looking for you 375 00:16:55,380 --> 00:17:03,330 You need to call me back 376 00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:08,710 Ah, he's really leaving 377 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,770 I thought he was really going 378 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:13,940 I thought he was really going to AA 379 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:17,790 This mom is really a loss 380 00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:18,190 OK 381 00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:18,590 OK 382 00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:19,430 OK 383 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,690 Have you used it before? 384 00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:23,990 I think it's okay. 385 00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:24,790 You can do that. 386 00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:25,390 When reading the cards. 387 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:26,390 Turn on the phone. 388 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:27,590 Then you can remember. 389 00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:32,430 Read it out loud. 390 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:32,830 OK 391 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,690 OK 392 00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:36,290 Beggar 393 00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:38,600 Where's the beggar? 394 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,200 Beggar 395 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:43,300 Beggar 396 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,394 Beggar 397 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:48,980 Come on, beggar. 398 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:49,980 You don't look like a beggar 399 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:57,160 At least you shouldn't be, right? 400 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:03,600 I don't think so 401 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,600 Why did he hit me after that? 402 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,860 My glasses lens won't stay in 403 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:07,460 Oh 404 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:09,710 Now it's still a test 405 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,510 But actually 406 00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:14,601 The whole human race needs you to liberate it 407 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:15,820 I'm nothing like you 408 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,620 I'm way more useful than you 409 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:19,420 I greet the residents I serve every day 410 00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:20,620 Good morning, good night 411 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,420 Good night 412 00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:22,020 Good night, good night 413 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:23,440 Good morning, good afternoon, good night 414 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,640 Feels like the Truman Show 415 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,230 This line 416 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,830 If we never see each other again tomorrow 417 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:28,830 Then I wish you 418 00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:30,875 Good noon, good 419 00:18:30,937 --> 00:18:32,000 Afternoon good 420 00:18:32,134 --> 00:18:33,070 evening 421 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:37,220 For a friend's life 422 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:44,920 I told him to wear a mask properly 423 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,920 Don't catch a chill 424 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,160 Ouch 425 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,690 Enough 426 00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:52,400 Not many people think life is like this 427 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,510 Keep going 428 00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:54,310 Agreed 429 00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:55,310 Yeah 430 00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:56,510 Things that grow on the ground 431 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,710 Others think there's something 432 00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:59,310 Growth is all yang energy 433 00:18:59,310 --> 00:18:59,910 So you're saying that 434 00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:01,510 Does that mean I'm passively practicing 435 00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:03,890 Your so-called uselessness 436 00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:10,998 You want yin 437 00:19:10,998 --> 00:19:12,754 Qi 438 00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:20,143 We're all prepared 439 00:19:20,265 --> 00:19:21,540 Ready 440 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:22,940 We're all suckers waiting to be fleeced 441 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:25,860 That's our common ground 442 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,680 That's how we see it 443 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,300 Look 444 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:32,560 Not killed by the lumps 445 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,560 Like me, a person with nothing 446 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,280 Won't 447 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,480 There's no such thing 448 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,840 Mysterious family 449 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,980 Ah 450 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,170 Someone like me with nothing 451 00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:43,570 That's our common ground 452 00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:44,770 I'm also nothing 453 00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:45,370 Don't you get tired of this? 454 00:19:45,370 --> 00:19:46,370 Pressing on your arm like this? 455 00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:47,790 OK 456 00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:48,790 That's our common ground 457 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,390 I'm also someone with nothing 458 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:50,790 Really? 459 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:51,800 Really 460 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,010 So can we... 461 00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:54,190 Yeah 462 00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:55,390 Maybe we could go backpacking 463 00:19:55,390 --> 00:19:56,410 Hike mountains 464 00:19:56,410 --> 00:20:01,630 We 465 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:03,800 I can still go home after work 466 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,680 No 467 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:08,420 I might be able to leave work early 468 00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:12,480 Or go home early to see you 469 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,590 We'll definitely not split up 470 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:15,220 Right? 471 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,470 Lie over there 472 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:18,770 We won't be apart 473 00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:19,380 Right? 474 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:22,260 Do you believe in miracles? 475 00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:27,150 Lie down quickly 476 00:20:27,150 --> 00:20:27,800 Ah 477 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,240 What? 478 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,250 What police position is this? 479 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,050 I mean 480 00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:31,850 Police 481 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:33,050 Two suitable people 482 00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:34,720 Because this role is a police officer 483 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:35,920 You also have a police role 484 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,520 Of course I believe 485 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,630 I see 486 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,330 See 487 00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:41,330 Did you talk to him? 488 00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:42,130 That was me in the past 489 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:42,930 No problem, just lie down 490 00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:44,150 Just lie down and watch. 491 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:46,440 That was the neighborhood I used to manage. 492 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,580 Did you talk to him? 493 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,380 I used to think I was the bottom of the neighborhood. 494 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,730 Looking up at the higher classes. 495 00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:53,730 But later I found out. 496 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:54,930 The police don't really need to talk. 497 00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:56,130 In fact, they didn't even enter the building. 498 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,930 Usually, only service police actually get involved. 499 00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:00,439 The police are... 500 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:02,376 Right. 501 00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:05,120 I'll support you. 502 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,000 Of course I'll support you. 503 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,760 I'll definitely support you. 504 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,020 They say, 'Do we want it?' 505 00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:16,140 Looks like I can't do it. 506 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:19,290 We'll just 507 00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:20,250 start 508 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,350 But there's no 509 00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,750 So I don't believe you. 510 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,350 But 511 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,150 We still have 512 00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:27,560 Do you have pockets? 513 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,230 Look, this has pockets 514 00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:31,140 But we still have love 515 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:33,480 This is more important than anything 516 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:37,520 But our love 517 00:21:37,566 --> 00:21:44,630 But love might be able to ignore this rule 518 00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:47,600 You don't need to be so stubborn 519 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:55,115 I don't 520 00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:57,620 Yes 521 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,840 I mean, I love you 522 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,640 Just saying I love you is enough 523 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,180 I forgot the words 524 00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:05,180 What should this line be? 525 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:05,780 I love you 526 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:06,580 Then what? 527 00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:08,340 I think love 528 00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:11,070 is to ignore this rule 529 00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,640 Right 530 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,240 Go on 531 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:21,400 Right 532 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,090 We might live without relying on common ground 533 00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:24,890 Isn't it first 534 00:22:24,890 --> 00:22:26,490 We can live without relying on common ground 535 00:22:26,490 --> 00:22:27,490 Then comes love 536 00:22:27,490 --> 00:22:29,090 Of course, we can ignore this rule 537 00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:34,390 That's 538 00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:39,690 right. 539 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:42,900 An active useless person 540 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:44,230 Didn't think 541 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:49,540 No job in your words 542 00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:51,340 If you're willing to let go of everything 543 00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:53,850 Come close to you and say why you do everything 544 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:58,050 You're about to be everywhere 545 00:22:58,050 --> 00:23:00,420 Are you cold? 546 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:08,070 Not fully enjoying it 547 00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:12,839 It seems you're just forcing yourself to believe a ridiculous idea to please me 548 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,950 Because you're achieving your goal 549 00:23:15,950 --> 00:23:18,310 You'll never change 550 00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:21,749 Even for the sake of living 551 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,970 Even to keep living 552 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:27,190 The meaning of 'living' and 'to keep living' is different 553 00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:28,040 Different 554 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,760 Even to keep living 555 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,560 Even to keep living 556 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,820 Has it already started? 557 00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:37,020 I knew it 558 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:40,780 It started when Teacher Chen Chen began dancing 559 00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:44,913 This little pink person 560 00:23:44,913 --> 00:23:51,791 I'm so used to it 561 00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:53,410 Walking too 562 00:23:53,410 --> 00:23:54,610 When you spin 563 00:23:54,610 --> 00:23:56,410 Let's walk once 564 00:23:56,410 --> 00:23:57,210 Let's circle around 565 00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:58,820 There's a pillar, right? 566 00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:03,680 Around the pillar 567 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,280 Let's start 568 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,260 We 569 00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:12,290 I just bumped my knee 570 00:24:12,290 --> 00:24:16,914 Let's go with it. 571 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:24,620 Let's try. 572 00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:28,100 I still haven't memorized a part. 573 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:31,250 I don't regret it. 574 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,850 I don't regret it. 575 00:24:32,850 --> 00:24:34,790 I still have a day left. 576 00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:38,190 Like, we can be friends, right? 577 00:24:38,190 --> 00:24:39,590 But is he really my good friend? 578 00:24:39,590 --> 00:24:40,390 I guess not. 579 00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:42,200 But it doesn't matter. 580 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,800 I can still go home 581 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,060 I can go to the countryside 582 00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:47,770 I'll bow to my parents 583 00:24:47,770 --> 00:24:49,570 I can really mooch off my parents 584 00:24:49,570 --> 00:24:51,320 But 585 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,720 I really wish I was doing this water 586 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,810 It would suddenly explode 587 00:24:54,810 --> 00:24:56,440 Your clothes are too flashy 588 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,540 And wearing dark underwear 589 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:05,024 I think that 590 00:25:05,069 --> 00:25:11,553 The time was right 591 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:17,414 When performing 592 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:19,980 I might also have two bottles first 593 00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:20,680 Then perform 594 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:25,000 I can't drink white 595 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000 But I can drink wokzi 596 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,275 Is 597 00:25:30,275 --> 00:25:34,550 Right? 598 00:25:34,550 --> 00:25:41,564 You stand under the light 599 00:25:41,697 --> 00:25:43,200 Dark 600 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:49,612 Everyone, help me film a video later 601 00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:51,580 Tell us to film one 602 00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:59,081 Make us look like 603 00:25:59,081 --> 00:26:06,462 people secretly smoking weed 604 00:26:06,462 --> 00:26:11,140 on a street corner. 605 00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:18,002 This 606 00:26:18,002 --> 00:26:24,520 This can indeed work 607 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:31,756 But you need to take a deep breath 608 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,910 Thick 609 00:26:33,910 --> 00:26:34,750 Or like this 610 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:37,310 After you inhale that smoke 611 00:26:37,310 --> 00:26:38,610 it's a very rich mouthful 612 00:26:38,610 --> 00:26:39,410 E-cigarettes are better 613 00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:40,310 because they produce more vapor 614 00:26:40,310 --> 00:26:40,990 After you inhale 615 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:44,800 I'll help you 616 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,610 I'll help you 617 00:26:46,610 --> 00:26:48,240 to clean your teeth 618 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,944 then gently cough 619 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:57,320 and it comes out 620 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,520 What about the ash? 621 00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,790 Lend me the cigarette again. 622 00:26:59,790 --> 00:27:01,450 OK 623 00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:03,020 Do you know what C stands for? 624 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:05,050 I chose C 625 00:27:05,050 --> 00:27:05,530 Yes 626 00:27:05,530 --> 00:27:07,010 You chose C 627 00:27:07,010 --> 00:27:08,130 Yes, I chose C 628 00:27:08,130 --> 00:27:08,770 What is it? 629 00:27:08,770 --> 00:27:09,090 So 630 00:27:09,090 --> 00:27:11,840 Do you know who I am? 631 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,000 That's the family planning committee assigned to you. 632 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,040 I am 633 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,340 Family Planning Committee 634 00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:18,900 the chairman 635 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:19,620 I'm taking your photo 636 00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:20,750 Teacher Zhang 637 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:21,890 I took your photo 638 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:22,870 I took your photo 639 00:27:22,870 --> 00:27:23,570 I took your photo 640 00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:24,470 I took a photo for you 641 00:27:24,690 --> 00:27:25,370 I took a photo for you 642 00:27:25,370 --> 00:27:26,530 I took a photo for you 643 00:27:26,530 --> 00:27:28,090 It's 644 00:27:28,090 --> 00:27:31,340 You can just 645 00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:35,320 I sent this 646 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:42,440 I sent it 647 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,800 What's the family planning committee? 648 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,320 What's wrong? 649 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,240 It's a 650 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:48,800 So it's the Birth Committee 651 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,430 They stand here and pay 652 00:27:50,430 --> 00:27:52,390 Just 653 00:27:52,390 --> 00:27:52,650 Like this 654 00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:53,900 So then 655 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:55,180 So it needs 656 00:27:55,180 --> 00:27:58,140 They'll match you with a Birth Committee member's gift 657 00:27:58,140 --> 00:28:00,470 Like this Birth Committee member 658 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,300 After having a child 659 00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:02,260 Whose phone 660 00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:03,670 He'll give it to you 661 00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:04,550 Your doghouse 662 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:05,090 Not secure 663 00:28:05,090 --> 00:28:07,190 I tied it myself 664 00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:10,078 Just lift it up 665 00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:10,850 What have you been up to? 666 00:28:10,850 --> 00:28:11,437 Sorry 667 00:28:11,450 --> 00:28:14,590 Haha 668 00:28:14,590 --> 00:28:16,010 Camera, right? 669 00:28:16,010 --> 00:28:17,166 What's long? 670 00:28:17,190 --> 00:28:18,170 All long styles 671 00:28:18,170 --> 00:28:20,390 So cool 672 00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:21,610 So cool 673 00:28:21,610 --> 00:28:22,890 What's this 674 00:28:22,890 --> 00:28:23,900 What's this 675 00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:26,530 I don't have it 676 00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:28,910 Can you help me hold it? 677 00:28:28,910 --> 00:28:29,990 This little bit 678 00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:34,730 So cool 679 00:28:34,730 --> 00:28:36,070 But you're fucking 680 00:28:36,070 --> 00:28:37,450 You're breeding? 681 00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:38,890 And they're paying you? 682 00:28:38,910 --> 00:28:41,200 This isn't a match. 683 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,700 So you don't have a missing organ? 684 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,300 Missing organ 685 00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:48,300 We haven't even talked about this yet. 686 00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:52,520 Why would you need a missing organ? 687 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,520 So you don't have a missing organ? 688 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,790 Uh... 689 00:28:55,790 --> 00:28:57,770 I'm gonna say it to you. 690 00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,460 You shouldn't go over and bother him. 691 00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:00,520 What do you mean? 692 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,120 Hehehe. 693 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,140 What what? 694 00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:07,963 What what? 695 00:29:08,030 --> 00:29:09,480 Ugh. 696 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:10,880 Yeah! 697 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,500 His dark boxer briefs are too 698 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:14,740 Too 699 00:29:14,740 --> 00:29:15,820 Smelly, right? This is. 700 00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:16,820 Gotta jump again, gotta jump again 701 00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:19,210 Smells good 702 00:29:19,210 --> 00:29:20,210 Oh~ 703 00:29:20,210 --> 00:29:26,235 O 704 00:29:26,235 --> 00:29:32,260 K 705 00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:33,320 OK 706 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:39,760 Thanks 707 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,760 OK, I'll send it to you 708 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,930 Let me take a look 709 00:29:41,930 --> 00:29:43,960 No need to shoot more 710 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,070 Check the back 711 00:29:45,070 --> 00:29:47,800 Oh, so weird, I'm wearing this 712 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:52,860 Why are you celebrating for me? 713 00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:54,860 Who is it? 714 00:29:54,860 --> 00:30:01,130 You all are so different, all black 715 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,470 OK 716 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:04,470 OK, I'll send it to you 717 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:09,821 Directly 718 00:30:09,821 --> 00:30:17,656 Grab it for me 719 00:30:17,656 --> 00:30:23,580 Works for me 720 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:24,580 OK 721 00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:25,650 Can I just hand it to you? 722 00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:26,650 I'll send it via WeChat. 723 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,400 WeChat's fast. 724 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,220 Handing it directly is fine too. 725 00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:30,220 Also fine. 726 00:30:30,220 --> 00:30:33,760 Take a look. 727 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:34,680 Who are you? 728 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:41,200 Frank's father 729 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,400 Grandma's name 730 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,400 OK 731 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,590 Not you, your hair 732 00:30:47,590 --> 00:30:49,890 So I don't look like a beggar 733 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:50,890 OK 734 00:30:50,890 --> 00:31:00,500 Ugh 735 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:12,020 Ah 736 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:15,780 This fucking floor might be too hard 737 00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:16,780 No worries, I'll fall 738 00:31:16,780 --> 00:31:17,780 I'll fall. 739 00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:18,780 Let me try falling myself. 740 00:31:18,780 --> 00:31:19,770 I'll give you glasses. 741 00:31:19,770 --> 00:31:20,720 Let me try falling myself. 742 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,970 I'm afraid I'll get hurt. 743 00:31:23,970 --> 00:31:28,740 This ground is fucking hard. 744 00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:30,260 This hard ground. 745 00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:35,280 The knife's legal issue is wrong. 746 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,540 This hard ground. 747 00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:45,121 You're pushing me like this. 748 00:31:45,121 --> 00:31:48,370 One push. 749 00:31:48,370 --> 00:31:49,370 Give me a push. 750 00:31:49,370 --> 00:31:50,330 I'll go flying. 751 00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:51,470 Just push me from behind. 752 00:31:51,470 --> 00:31:52,470 I'll go flying. 753 00:31:52,470 --> 00:31:55,220 When I twisted your ankle just now, 754 00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:56,220 you also fell forward, 755 00:31:56,220 --> 00:31:57,360 Right, so you came from 756 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,360 But you came from behind me, 757 00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,360 give me a push. 758 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,360 Then I go forward 759 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,360 I jump forward and fall 760 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,360 Let me try the force 761 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,300 I can control it myself 762 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,300 No problem, my shoulder isn't exposed 763 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,300 You do it 764 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:07,240 You do it 765 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,240 Push me from behind 766 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,240 No, no, no 767 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,240 Don't do that 768 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,240 Just like that 769 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,220 Push it out with both hands 770 00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:13,410 Wait a sec 771 00:32:13,410 --> 00:32:14,410 I'll go first 772 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:15,410 I need to get up a bit 773 00:32:15,410 --> 00:32:17,320 OK 774 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,320 No problem 775 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,320 Just give it a good push 776 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,520 Not too painful 777 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,520 If you don't hit your knees, it won't hurt 778 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,520 No problem. 779 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,520 I'll try again. 780 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:27,520 Put your glasses to the side. 781 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:28,510 No problem. 782 00:32:28,510 --> 00:32:31,290 Let's try. 783 00:32:31,290 --> 00:32:33,520 Come on. 784 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,680 I'll fall over there. 785 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,680 Right. 786 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:43,990 No good, no good. 787 00:32:43,990 --> 00:32:44,990 Too deep. 788 00:32:44,990 --> 00:32:45,990 I'm a bit scared to fall on this floor 789 00:32:45,990 --> 00:32:48,250 I'd be fine falling on this wooden floor 790 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,220 I'm afraid I can't handle even a little fall 791 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:55,300 Do you know why I'm afraid to fall? 792 00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:56,300 Actually, at first 793 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:57,300 At first, I was pretty fearless about falling 794 00:32:57,300 --> 00:32:58,300 Later, there was one time 795 00:32:58,300 --> 00:33:01,460 Not when I was doing that 796 00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:02,460 That time, there was one 797 00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:04,460 The water delivery guy 798 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:05,280 He delivered water to us 799 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,280 While going up the stairs 800 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,090 He was carrying two jugs of water 801 00:33:07,090 --> 00:33:08,360 Then he slipped 802 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,360 He fell right there 803 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,360 Then his knee shattered 804 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,140 I didn't dare to fall after that 805 00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:14,140 I was afraid my knee would shatter too 806 00:33:14,140 --> 00:33:16,340 He couldn't get up at all 807 00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:18,700 He was frozen there 808 00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:19,510 Can't even move 809 00:33:19,510 --> 00:33:21,390 His kneecap was completely shattered 810 00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:23,680 They called an ambulance and took him away 811 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,500 Try it once 812 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:29,710 I'll try not to land on my knees 813 00:33:29,710 --> 00:33:30,720 I'll just lunge forward 814 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,720 I'll land on my chest 815 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,720 Come on 816 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:39,340 Okay, okay 817 00:33:39,340 --> 00:33:40,340 I'll land on my stomach 818 00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:44,780 OK 819 00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:47,260 Back then, when POCO punched me 820 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:48,260 These past few days 821 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:54,208 Breathing 822 00:33:54,208 --> 00:34:00,156 when 823 00:34:00,156 --> 00:34:03,130 it 824 00:34:03,130 --> 00:34:04,420 I just feel it here 825 00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:07,330 it's just this pain here 826 00:34:07,330 --> 00:34:08,330 Even the slightest touch hurts 827 00:34:08,330 --> 00:34:10,340 POCO's punch, that thud 828 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,700 I've been having this for two days 829 00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:12,700 when I breathe 830 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:13,700 it feels like this here 831 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:14,700 it feels like this here 832 00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:15,400 These past two days 833 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,310 when I gasp, it feels like this 834 00:34:18,310 --> 00:34:25,002 At first 835 00:34:25,002 --> 00:34:32,607 when I came out, I wasn't a 836 00:34:32,607 --> 00:34:33,520 beast. 837 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,590 It's just a beast 838 00:34:34,590 --> 00:34:36,240 It's just a kid. 839 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,240 Then later, when there's dialogue. 840 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:38,240 I am 841 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:39,240 No more lines. 842 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,240 Later, in the second act, I'm carrying you out. 843 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,090 Then in the third act, we're fighting. 844 00:34:44,090 --> 00:34:44,890 Is there another copy? 845 00:34:44,890 --> 00:34:50,402 Just now. 846 00:34:50,402 --> 00:34:55,914 My copy. 847 00:34:55,914 --> 00:34:58,670 Where's the copy? 848 00:34:58,670 --> 00:34:59,670 I'll check this book 849 00:34:59,670 --> 00:35:01,550 I can't remember the lines later on 850 00:35:01,550 --> 00:35:15,595 O 851 00:35:15,595 --> 00:35:29,640 K 852 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:30,960 OK 853 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:36,490 We 854 00:35:36,490 --> 00:35:42,020 haven't reached 855 00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:47,108 our 856 00:35:47,108 --> 00:35:53,080 first 857 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:53,880 scene yet. 858 00:35:53,880 --> 00:36:01,520 First, which one? 859 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,430 The show 860 00:36:03,430 --> 00:36:05,430 First, Paopao dances 861 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:06,540 Then I came out to read comments 862 00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:07,540 Then wasn't it him coming out, you know? 863 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:08,540 Ready? 864 00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:09,680 Clap when ready 865 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,680 No one's ready yet 866 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,560 No 867 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,560 The part after that numb segment 868 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,560 First, Paopao dances 869 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,460 Then I came out to read comments 870 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:17,280 Then wasn't it him coming out like that? 871 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,357 Are you ready? 872 00:36:18,497 --> 00:36:20,258 Is the speech before me? 873 00:36:20,277 --> 00:36:23,747 Take it easy, one step at a time, why so rushed? 874 00:36:23,747 --> 00:36:24,347 OK. 875 00:36:24,347 --> 00:36:26,707 Why not just go through it from start to finish? 876 00:36:26,707 --> 00:36:27,187 OK. 877 00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:28,197 Hurry up! 878 00:36:28,197 --> 00:36:30,307 Then start your monologue. 879 00:36:30,307 --> 00:36:31,748 Isn't Paopao first? 880 00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:35,237 Paopao is playing the beggar today, right? 881 00:36:35,247 --> 00:36:38,394 Not anymore. We dropped that. 882 00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:40,458 That's so forced. 883 00:36:40,497 --> 00:36:41,747 Put on your mask. 884 00:36:41,747 --> 00:36:44,538 Wear that iron mask. 885 00:36:44,567 --> 00:36:45,717 Then put on your mask. Don't. 886 00:36:45,727 --> 00:36:48,425 Go ahead and do it first. 887 00:36:48,567 --> 00:36:52,224 Ah, 888 00:36:52,287 --> 00:36:58,466 Oh no. 889 00:36:58,907 --> 00:37:06,797 Alco- 890 00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:18,237 -hol 891 00:37:22,182 --> 00:37:28,494 is 892 00:37:28,494 --> 00:37:35,594 all 893 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:45,457 used 894 00:37:45,457 --> 00:37:53,741 up 895 00:37:53,741 --> 00:38:08,337 . 896 00:38:08,337 --> 00:38:15,472 Ah 897 00:38:15,472 --> 00:38:22,607 Ha. 898 00:38:24,057 --> 00:38:27,437 Ah. 899 00:38:27,437 --> 00:38:45,673 Ah 900 00:38:49,092 --> 00:39:03,148 . 901 00:39:08,467 --> 00:39:25,785 Ah 902 00:39:27,517 --> 00:39:46,567 . 903 00:39:46,567 --> 00:39:48,334 Do you feel comfortable? 904 00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:49,811 I feel great. 905 00:39:49,837 --> 00:39:54,797 No 906 00:39:54,797 --> 00:39:58,482 Well, 907 00:39:58,983 --> 00:40:06,171 It's only been a couple of minutes. 908 00:40:06,217 --> 00:40:08,267 Okay, let me introduce myself. 909 00:40:08,267 --> 00:40:10,777 Next, switch up your emotions a bit. 910 00:40:10,787 --> 00:40:14,027 Now you're exhausted and turning aggressive. 911 00:40:14,027 --> 00:40:19,058 Shift to what's needed. 912 00:40:19,058 --> 00:40:25,082 Everyone's gaze. 913 00:40:25,197 --> 00:40:27,777 You need to draw everyone's attention to you. 914 00:40:27,777 --> 00:40:29,677 If they ignore you, you get angry. 915 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:32,317 Aggressive. 916 00:40:32,317 --> 00:40:34,202 Intrusive. 917 00:40:34,217 --> 00:40:58,612 Right. 918 00:40:58,612 --> 00:41:23,007 . 919 00:41:23,007 --> 00:41:23,497 Hmm. 920 00:41:23,527 --> 00:41:30,328 As long as you're doing this here, 921 00:41:30,328 --> 00:41:37,535 you'll really lose weight. 922 00:41:37,535 --> 00:41:41,697 . 923 00:41:41,697 --> 00:41:48,552 Huh. 924 00:41:48,552 --> 00:41:55,407 Huh. 925 00:41:55,407 --> 00:42:02,076 . 926 00:42:02,447 --> 00:42:03,807 I'm hurt, he bit me. 927 00:42:03,807 --> 00:42:16,786 Right. 928 00:42:16,786 --> 00:42:29,765 Right. 929 00:42:29,765 --> 00:42:40,384 . 930 00:42:43,137 --> 00:42:49,789 Lend me again, you send, you need now, 931 00:42:49,789 --> 00:42:55,179 You can choose one, either fast, 932 00:42:55,179 --> 00:42:57,645 Either more, slow, 933 00:42:58,084 --> 00:43:03,838 Everyone waits for a continuous way to leave. 934 00:43:03,857 --> 00:43:06,925 But first, before leaving, 935 00:43:06,925 --> 00:43:10,037 Your voice should fill the whole space for a moment. 936 00:43:10,037 --> 00:43:15,537 Tell everyone you've been here. 937 00:43:15,537 --> 00:43:17,847 Or, it's still just one. 938 00:43:17,847 --> 00:43:18,998 Hey, hey, hey. 939 00:43:19,047 --> 00:43:20,157 Hey, hey, hey. 940 00:43:20,407 --> 00:43:20,807 Right. 941 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:21,687 Ha, ha, hey. 942 00:43:21,687 --> 00:43:22,567 Still, huh. 943 00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:23,497 Get a box of Xidong. 944 00:43:23,607 --> 00:43:25,388 Ah. 945 00:43:25,497 --> 00:43:27,097 Hahaha. 946 00:43:27,097 --> 00:43:29,837 This little guy runs so funny. 947 00:43:29,837 --> 00:43:52,838 Ha. 948 00:43:52,838 --> 00:44:15,839 Ha. 949 00:44:15,839 --> 00:44:37,108 . 950 00:44:39,087 --> 00:44:43,757 Damn, who wrote all this? 951 00:44:43,757 --> 00:44:46,104 Read the comments. 952 00:44:46,147 --> 00:44:50,427 What kind of crap are you writing? 953 00:44:50,427 --> 00:44:52,425 You're doing well. 954 00:44:52,617 --> 00:44:54,413 This nickname's good. 955 00:44:54,447 --> 00:44:57,698 What I said's just like dog shit. 956 00:44:57,707 --> 00:44:58,860 Hmm. 957 00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:00,367 Love or not love. 958 00:45:00,367 --> 00:45:04,477 Love's there, and so is the damn egg. 959 00:45:04,477 --> 00:45:06,320 Just read all day. 960 00:45:06,367 --> 00:45:07,437 I'm too lazy to read. 961 00:45:07,537 --> 00:45:14,087 How about finding a quiet place to sleep for a bit? 962 00:45:14,087 --> 00:45:16,877 Ugh, so tired, this whole night. 963 00:45:16,877 --> 00:45:19,997 Hmm. 964 00:45:19,997 --> 00:45:25,197 Oh. 965 00:45:25,197 --> 00:45:33,140 Today, 966 00:45:34,463 --> 00:45:40,798 thirty 967 00:45:40,798 --> 00:45:43,824 years old, 968 00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:50,537 now. 969 00:45:50,537 --> 00:45:55,597 Thirty. 970 00:45:55,597 --> 00:45:58,539 Ah, 971 00:45:58,539 --> 00:46:02,658 Thirty 972 00:46:02,658 --> 00:46:06,777 Thirty. 973 00:46:06,777 --> 00:46:10,108 Decline in physical function sets in. 974 00:46:10,108 --> 00:46:14,127 And I've lost my golden sleep. 975 00:46:14,127 --> 00:46:19,727 Ugh, watching over ten ads a day gives me a headache. 976 00:46:19,727 --> 00:46:25,967 Elevators feel like prison cells to me. 977 00:46:25,967 --> 00:46:28,967 Stepping into the subway station feels like entering hell. 978 00:46:28,967 --> 00:46:35,132 I once had a girlfriend far away. 979 00:46:35,384 --> 00:46:42,535 We were supposed to get married today, I'm thirty now, but... it seems like... 980 00:46:42,535 --> 00:46:46,931 I don't think I can wait that long anymore, 981 00:46:47,023 --> 00:46:51,212 because my desires are so strong, 982 00:46:51,212 --> 00:46:55,815 With each little taste, I've gradually worn away 983 00:46:55,815 --> 00:46:57,227 my desire to see her. 984 00:46:57,227 --> 00:47:03,571 It's not my fault, you know, when I open my phone, 985 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:11,198 all sorts of beautiful women pop up, 986 00:47:11,198 --> 00:47:17,921 twisting and turning, wearing business suits, short skirts, 987 00:47:17,921 --> 00:47:24,666 black stockings, white stockings, uh, high heels and boots, 988 00:47:24,712 --> 00:47:30,117 and those Lolita styles, just thinking about it... 989 00:47:33,107 --> 00:47:40,046 Damn, that's hot. I'm getting into it. 990 00:47:40,046 --> 00:47:46,515 Sorry, sometimes I think about it too. 991 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:51,006 Did she grow a me on top of her, 992 00:47:51,006 --> 00:47:57,866 or did I grow a her on top of me? Let's get back to business. 993 00:47:57,866 --> 00:48:02,698 Slowly, my girlfriend once said, 994 00:48:02,698 --> 00:48:08,616 Love is only real in the moment it happens, 995 00:48:08,616 --> 00:48:11,287 whether you believe it or not, 996 00:48:12,367 --> 00:48:19,394 what she meant was, after that, it's all habit and illusion, 997 00:48:19,543 --> 00:48:23,074 we're all reliving the self who just got love, 998 00:48:23,074 --> 00:48:28,652 trying to find that initial state, so we broke up, uh, 999 00:48:29,411 --> 00:48:34,414 I could really win her back, just lie, right? 1000 00:48:34,414 --> 00:48:38,198 I've done that before, but this time, 1001 00:48:38,198 --> 00:48:41,717 I'm not going to lie anymore, because, 1002 00:48:45,977 --> 00:48:50,734 But, uh, it's just not right, 1003 00:48:51,055 --> 00:48:56,949 We're just going shopping, eating, laughing every day, 1004 00:48:57,037 --> 00:49:00,713 Then having sex at night, uh, but, 1005 00:49:00,713 --> 00:49:05,923 This kind of nostalgia will get old too, so, 1006 00:49:05,923 --> 00:49:09,577 Like butter not spread enough on bread, 1007 00:49:09,577 --> 00:49:12,469 The bread just doesn't taste good anymore, 1008 00:49:12,855 --> 00:49:17,767 So this time, I've decided not to lie, just like this, because, 1009 00:49:18,967 --> 00:49:22,879 I'm tired of it too. Even though I lost love, I think, 1010 00:49:22,926 --> 00:49:26,804 It's like I was halfway through a game, and I realized, 1011 00:49:26,804 --> 00:49:30,121 I was only halfway through, and I realized I'd taken a wrong turn, 1012 00:49:30,132 --> 00:49:35,271 So what? I'll just reload, 1013 00:49:35,271 --> 00:49:37,724 or start over. 1014 00:49:37,807 --> 00:49:40,600 Hello, Mr. Liang. 1015 00:49:41,267 --> 00:49:43,221 First, I wish you a happy birthday. 1016 00:49:43,467 --> 00:49:47,167 Given that you'll be turning thirty in two days, 1017 00:49:47,167 --> 00:49:48,327 with low income, 1018 00:49:48,327 --> 00:49:51,247 and trying to have children, 1019 00:49:51,247 --> 00:49:53,497 I'll recommend a package for you. 1020 00:49:53,507 --> 00:49:56,217 Package A: Buy a baby; 1021 00:49:56,217 --> 00:49:59,777 Package B: Adopt a baby; 1022 00:49:59,777 --> 00:50:02,037 Package C: Assign a woman. 1023 00:50:02,037 --> 00:50:06,207 What are you talking about? 1024 00:50:06,207 --> 00:50:09,717 So, you're assigning a woman, 1025 00:50:09,717 --> 00:50:11,987 She's free to go, 1026 00:50:12,017 --> 00:50:12,887 I can't just... 1027 00:50:12,897 --> 00:50:14,687 What if she runs away? 1028 00:50:14,737 --> 00:50:16,777 Can I really keep her locked up at home? 1029 00:50:16,777 --> 00:50:19,842 Am I any better than an animal? 1030 00:50:19,907 --> 00:50:23,437 No, if you give me this choice, 1031 00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:25,177 then you're worse than an animal. 1032 00:50:25,177 --> 00:50:26,312 Yes, sir. 1033 00:50:26,347 --> 00:50:28,027 You've chosen Package C. 1034 00:50:28,027 --> 00:50:29,457 Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye. 1035 00:50:29,837 --> 00:50:36,279 No, wait, what's wrong with you? What phone is this? 1036 00:50:36,542 --> 00:50:43,932 Let me find my things, tidy up a bit, uh, that's it, 1037 00:50:43,932 --> 00:50:49,835 I have a date tonight, uh, 1038 00:50:49,835 --> 00:50:57,356 You know I'm not keen on dealing with women, uh, 1039 00:50:57,356 --> 00:51:04,177 Let's go, uh, date. Where should I go? 1040 00:51:04,177 --> 00:51:06,097 Need a condom? 1041 00:51:06,097 --> 00:51:08,977 Need a condom? 1042 00:51:08,977 --> 00:51:09,878 Need a condom? 1043 00:51:09,887 --> 00:51:11,034 Need a condom? 1044 00:51:11,057 --> 00:51:13,424 Sell, what are you selling? 1045 00:51:13,517 --> 00:51:17,997 Condom, want one? 1046 00:51:17,997 --> 00:51:21,237 Come on, where's the stock from? 1047 00:51:21,237 --> 00:51:26,783 Queueing, since the start of the control measures, people have been queuing every day, 1048 00:51:26,783 --> 00:51:29,625 If you want this 0.01, 1049 00:51:29,625 --> 00:51:34,927 I'll call my brother, he'll bring it over soon. 1050 00:51:34,927 --> 00:51:39,129 Not necessary, 0.01, 0.01, just give me some. 1051 00:51:39,129 --> 00:51:42,451 Just ordinary, simple, give me some. 1052 00:51:42,677 --> 00:51:44,757 400. 1053 00:51:44,757 --> 00:51:45,527 Too expensive. 1054 00:51:45,527 --> 00:51:46,207 Too expensive. 1055 00:51:46,207 --> 00:51:50,072 Cheaper, cheaper, cheaper, cheaper. 1056 00:51:50,087 --> 00:51:52,595 I've been like this since the start, with old parents and young kids. 1057 00:51:52,595 --> 00:51:55,227 And there's a wife waiting for me to support. 1058 00:51:55,227 --> 00:52:00,617 Never mind, never mind. 1059 00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:08,387 Damn, 400 bucks, that's a lot to think about, 1060 00:52:08,406 --> 00:52:11,289 I'd have to go without food for a month, 1061 00:52:11,289 --> 00:52:16,718 I could afford 15 times a month like this, 1062 00:52:16,718 --> 00:52:23,458 If I live normally, it's only twice a month. 1063 00:52:23,458 --> 00:52:27,727 Isn't this something a machine would use? 1064 00:52:27,727 --> 00:52:33,270 Mr. Liang, 1065 00:52:33,270 --> 00:52:38,982 is that 1066 00:52:38,982 --> 00:52:45,197 you? 1067 00:52:45,197 --> 00:52:47,228 Oh, Kara, right? Hello. 1068 00:52:47,247 --> 00:52:51,387 I hope we can be together. 1069 00:52:51,387 --> 00:52:53,751 I'd like to get to know each other quickly, 1070 00:52:53,751 --> 00:52:56,097 I have to rush to my next date. 1071 00:52:56,097 --> 00:52:56,607 Ah. 1072 00:52:56,657 --> 00:52:58,542 You know how to chat up girls, right? 1073 00:52:58,607 --> 00:53:02,719 Uh, hello? Are you there? 1074 00:53:02,997 --> 00:53:06,235 Is this how you usually talk to girls? 1075 00:53:06,287 --> 00:53:09,717 Hmm. 1076 00:53:10,437 --> 00:53:16,517 I've been looking for so long, but no one matches me. 1077 00:53:16,517 --> 00:53:21,565 But we're the same species, 1078 00:53:21,565 --> 00:53:24,742 there must be some compatibility. 1079 00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:29,497 People are like fish in the sea, swimming in the sea is their destiny. 1080 00:53:29,497 --> 00:53:33,611 Until we meet, I'm the male anglerfish. 1081 00:53:33,632 --> 00:53:37,776 I want to find the largest female fish. 1082 00:53:37,797 --> 00:53:41,667 Hold it tightly and merge with it. 1083 00:53:41,667 --> 00:53:44,641 Hmm, look, look at the light on my head, 1084 00:53:44,641 --> 00:53:47,244 Am I the fish you're looking for? 1085 00:53:47,387 --> 00:53:51,434 Let's start with preferences. What are your preferences? 1086 00:53:51,517 --> 00:53:55,267 Um, um, I like, I like watching movies, um, 1087 00:53:55,277 --> 00:53:59,556 Sometimes I go out riding my bike. 1088 00:53:59,647 --> 00:54:03,777 I like to watch street scenes. 1089 00:54:03,777 --> 00:54:07,637 I love attending parties, traveling abroad, and visiting Sakura Shrine. 1090 00:54:07,637 --> 00:54:12,567 Uh, uh, I love online games and collecting figurines. 1091 00:54:12,567 --> 00:54:16,360 I love limited edition perfumes and shoes. 1092 00:54:16,437 --> 00:54:18,297 Um, I love listening to pop music. 1093 00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:20,297 I love listening to classical music. 1094 00:54:20,297 --> 00:54:21,297 I love spicy food. 1095 00:54:21,297 --> 00:54:22,297 I don't like spicy food. 1096 00:54:22,297 --> 00:54:27,077 I also have... 1097 00:54:27,077 --> 00:54:28,077 Name? 1098 00:54:28,077 --> 00:54:29,207 Liang Zhibin. 1099 00:54:29,207 --> 00:54:30,069 Age? 1100 00:54:30,087 --> 00:54:32,047 Uh, thirty. 1101 00:54:32,047 --> 00:54:32,851 Occupation? 1102 00:54:32,867 --> 00:54:35,607 Uh, security guard. 1103 00:54:35,607 --> 00:54:36,657 Three thousand. 1104 00:54:36,657 --> 00:54:42,601 Three thousand? Well, don't laugh, it's actually quite a lot, I think it's okay, 1105 00:54:42,601 --> 00:54:44,122 Three thousand, right? 1106 00:54:44,327 --> 00:54:50,707 I hope that the moment I turn my head, he can leave this place. 1107 00:54:50,707 --> 00:54:53,453 This is really ridiculous. 1108 00:54:53,557 --> 00:54:58,720 I think I can change him, it would be great if he could change for me. 1109 00:54:58,799 --> 00:55:02,763 I guess our tastes aren't that different, really. 1110 00:55:02,776 --> 00:55:06,582 How do I get him to open up to me? 1111 00:55:06,727 --> 00:55:12,217 I think it's a tragedy when people from different classes try to come together. 1112 00:55:12,217 --> 00:55:16,632 I mean, we knew from the start that we'd have to part ways. 1113 00:55:16,632 --> 00:55:19,697 So why did we even get together? 1114 00:55:19,697 --> 00:55:21,936 I need to talk to him about my job. 1115 00:55:22,064 --> 00:55:25,027 He definitely doesn't know how great this job is. 1116 00:55:25,027 --> 00:55:30,687 I need to look up how to say no, how to politely turn down a man. 1117 00:55:30,687 --> 00:55:33,584 Um, I need to check out the prospects for security guards. 1118 00:55:33,701 --> 00:55:37,517 Honestly, I don't even know what's so great about this job. 1119 00:55:37,537 --> 00:55:44,175 We should just stay friends. I really don't think I'm right for you, 1120 00:55:44,606 --> 00:55:46,496 Friends last longer. 1121 00:55:46,757 --> 00:55:51,534 Being a security guard lets you have plenty of time to chat online, 1122 00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:53,435 You can watch videos as a security guard, 1123 00:55:53,444 --> 00:55:56,387 You can really trade time for a dead-end salary as a security guard, 1124 00:55:56,387 --> 00:55:58,698 I never thought of that before. 1125 00:55:59,157 --> 00:56:05,266 You're really a good person, I don't have a chance with you anymore, 1126 00:56:05,266 --> 00:56:08,053 I have to feed my baby. 1127 00:56:08,297 --> 00:56:11,743 As a security guard, I can even sneak a look at the monitors at night, 1128 00:56:11,743 --> 00:56:16,156 I've never done this before, being a security guard lets me, 1129 00:56:16,156 --> 00:56:18,827 I can sneakily masturbate at night. 1130 00:56:18,827 --> 00:56:22,905 Being a security guard lets me truly have my own booth—it's great. 1131 00:56:22,905 --> 00:56:24,395 I should tell him about it. 1132 00:56:24,557 --> 00:56:32,211 Shall we keep going, keep talking? 1133 00:56:32,237 --> 00:56:37,166 I don't want to be weighed down by a mortgage after marriage. Do you own a house? 1134 00:56:37,267 --> 00:56:42,079 Yes, I rent a 20-square-meter apartment myself. 1135 00:56:42,177 --> 00:56:46,918 Oh, do you have a car? 1136 00:56:47,027 --> 00:56:50,888 Uh, I mentioned it earlier—I have a bicycle. 1137 00:56:50,967 --> 00:56:53,007 Does your bike have a seat? 1138 00:56:53,007 --> 00:56:55,887 Yes, uh, of course it has a seat. 1139 00:56:55,897 --> 00:57:00,717 That's great, you have, you have, you have, uh, do you have income? 1140 00:57:00,717 --> 00:57:04,637 Uh, yes. I don't have savings; I live paycheck to paycheck. 1141 00:57:04,717 --> 00:57:08,066 What a coincidence—I do too. 1142 00:57:08,077 --> 00:57:12,957 Really? Wait, you were just chatting fine a moment ago? 1143 00:57:12,957 --> 00:57:13,663 Just you. 1144 00:57:13,677 --> 00:57:18,031 I dropped my phone, uh, I'm helping you. 1145 00:57:18,097 --> 00:57:21,412 You know, we don't have much time left, thirty years old, 1146 00:57:21,423 --> 00:57:24,605 marriage, I'm telling you I got a call this morning. 1147 00:57:24,727 --> 00:57:28,097 You? You're helping me too? 1148 00:57:28,097 --> 00:57:31,147 Hey, go back and ride your old bike. 1149 00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:33,966 Damn, I'm going crazy. 1150 00:57:34,137 --> 00:57:36,557 What were you thinking? 1151 00:57:36,557 --> 00:57:38,767 Huh? 1152 00:57:38,767 --> 00:57:40,937 You're dead. 1153 00:57:40,937 --> 00:57:46,974 Let's go. 1154 00:57:47,097 --> 00:57:50,385 I thought this meal, 1155 00:57:50,407 --> 00:57:55,859 Who's paying for this meal, me? 1156 00:57:55,859 --> 00:57:59,731 Damn, I'll be broke. 1157 00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:06,216 Hey, Tian Tian, back again. 1158 00:58:06,357 --> 00:58:13,139 Actually, 1159 00:58:13,139 --> 00:58:18,728 I 1160 00:58:18,728 --> 00:58:25,286 don't 1161 00:58:26,926 --> 00:58:29,013 regret 1162 00:58:29,013 --> 00:58:36,167 it. 1163 00:58:36,167 --> 00:58:40,514 Well, I'm not really in a rush, 1164 00:58:40,514 --> 00:58:44,187 I still have two days left. 1165 00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:46,717 Two days, you know. 1166 00:58:46,717 --> 00:58:48,717 There's so much I can do. 1167 00:58:48,717 --> 00:58:51,664 Well, if I run out of time, 1168 00:58:51,769 --> 00:58:54,587 I can always stay with a friend. 1169 00:58:54,587 --> 00:58:59,144 I guess I can call them a friend, but I don't think they'd count as a close friend. 1170 00:58:59,237 --> 00:59:01,787 But I guess they'd count as a friend. 1171 00:59:01,787 --> 00:59:04,557 If it comes to that. 1172 00:59:04,557 --> 00:59:06,957 If it comes to that, I'll leave the city. 1173 00:59:06,957 --> 00:59:09,127 I'll go back to the countryside. 1174 00:59:09,127 --> 00:59:10,168 Hmm. 1175 00:59:10,397 --> 00:59:13,747 I'll bow to my parents. 1176 00:59:13,747 --> 00:59:16,057 I can really mooch off my parents. 1177 00:59:16,057 --> 00:59:17,037 It's not a bad idea. 1178 00:59:17,037 --> 00:59:21,827 Oh, just make some water. 1179 00:59:21,827 --> 00:59:23,943 Ugh. 1180 00:59:24,407 --> 00:59:25,932 Ah. 1181 00:59:26,267 --> 00:59:29,527 Looking at this kettle, sometimes I really want to... 1182 00:59:29,527 --> 00:59:35,187 When making water, this kettle suddenly exploded. 1183 00:59:35,187 --> 00:59:38,816 When I woke up again, 1184 00:59:39,023 --> 00:59:43,827 I was still lying in the wheat field back home. 1185 00:59:43,827 --> 00:59:47,527 Still a hairless child. 1186 00:59:47,527 --> 00:59:54,235 This gives me a chance to correct my past mistakes, like, 1187 00:59:54,396 --> 00:59:55,550 not going to school properly. 1188 00:59:55,577 --> 01:00:00,977 I really should have gone to school properly. School actually is pretty useful. 1189 01:00:00,977 --> 01:00:04,547 If I hadn't slept in class back then, I wouldn't be in school now. 1190 01:00:04,547 --> 01:00:08,291 I wouldn't have been wasting away at a vocational college. 1191 01:00:08,367 --> 01:00:15,563 I think this water bottle is actually quite important. 1192 01:00:15,587 --> 01:00:21,480 Like my classmates, they're all societal trash, smokers. 1193 01:00:21,621 --> 01:00:23,825 All these people. 1194 01:00:23,837 --> 01:00:27,784 But later, they became elementary school teachers, 1195 01:00:27,865 --> 01:00:33,847 including some tutoring teachers from institutions. 1196 01:00:33,907 --> 01:00:38,053 What a big impact that has on the next generation. 1197 01:00:38,067 --> 01:00:40,191 Truly... 1198 01:00:40,657 --> 01:00:45,397 Ah. 1199 01:00:46,437 --> 01:00:49,877 Wake up, Liang Zhibin. 1200 01:00:49,877 --> 01:00:51,877 Do you even know you'll be a security guard later? 1201 01:00:51,877 --> 01:00:56,072 Looking 1202 01:00:56,072 --> 01:01:03,763 at you 1203 01:01:03,763 --> 01:01:07,259 like 1204 01:01:07,259 --> 01:01:10,755 this, 1205 01:01:11,688 --> 01:01:15,650 I 1206 01:01:15,650 --> 01:01:19,845 really 1207 01:01:19,845 --> 01:01:24,040 don't 1208 01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:28,235 think 1209 01:01:28,235 --> 01:01:32,431 you 1210 01:01:32,431 --> 01:01:38,956 look 1211 01:01:43,152 --> 01:01:49,211 much like 1212 01:01:49,211 --> 01:01:53,407 a 1213 01:01:53,407 --> 01:01:57,602 beggar 1214 01:01:57,835 --> 01:02:01,564 at all. 1215 01:02:01,797 --> 01:02:07,617 At least, judging by your attitude, you shouldn't be a beggar. 1216 01:02:07,617 --> 01:02:09,877 This is my profession. 1217 01:02:09,877 --> 01:02:12,907 Don't you find it fun? 1218 01:02:12,907 --> 01:02:15,397 I embrace uselessness. 1219 01:02:15,397 --> 01:02:18,387 I'm using my actions to resist this functionality-driven society. 1220 01:02:18,397 --> 01:02:21,502 It may look like begging, but actually, 1221 01:02:21,595 --> 01:02:24,461 I'm just collecting tips from my performance. 1222 01:02:24,627 --> 01:02:25,627 I don't think so. 1223 01:02:25,627 --> 01:02:27,377 I'm way more useful than you. 1224 01:02:27,377 --> 01:02:31,273 At least the residents I serve expect me to say good morning, 1225 01:02:31,273 --> 01:02:32,517 good afternoon, and good night. 1226 01:02:32,517 --> 01:02:34,357 I'm a useful person. 1227 01:02:34,357 --> 01:02:37,037 But that might not even be useful. 1228 01:02:37,037 --> 01:02:42,987 You know, what's valuable is what others think is valuable. 1229 01:02:42,987 --> 01:02:50,042 So haven't I been passively practicing that so-called... 1230 01:02:50,042 --> 01:02:51,552 uselessness you mentioned? 1231 01:02:51,787 --> 01:02:54,567 You're right, I guess. 1232 01:02:54,567 --> 01:02:58,119 If we could find another common point, 1233 01:02:58,226 --> 01:03:00,507 Would that mean we could be together? 1234 01:03:00,507 --> 01:03:06,219 Together 1235 01:03:06,314 --> 01:03:08,536 Huh? 1236 01:03:10,027 --> 01:03:12,417 Well, we definitely have common ground. 1237 01:03:12,417 --> 01:03:17,427 Think about it—we are all retail investors waiting to be harvested. 1238 01:03:17,427 --> 01:03:20,237 I don't see it that way. 1239 01:03:20,237 --> 01:03:23,033 Even if we're retail investors, 1240 01:03:23,117 --> 01:03:25,697 you need some capital before anyone can harvest you. 1241 01:03:25,847 --> 01:03:32,698 Someone like me, 1242 01:03:32,698 --> 01:03:36,961 with nothing 1243 01:03:37,113 --> 01:03:41,071 at all, 1244 01:03:41,071 --> 01:03:48,911 has nothing 1245 01:03:49,292 --> 01:03:55,458 worth 1246 01:03:55,458 --> 01:03:59,568 being 1247 01:04:00,862 --> 01:04:03,907 exploited. 1248 01:04:03,907 --> 01:04:04,907 Can't hold it in. 1249 01:04:04,907 --> 01:04:06,237 So unprofessional. 1250 01:04:06,237 --> 01:04:13,844 You're gonna give 1251 01:04:13,844 --> 01:04:21,554 a tip 1252 01:04:21,554 --> 01:04:26,797 right? 1253 01:04:26,797 --> 01:04:30,097 Give some support? 1254 01:04:30,097 --> 01:04:36,717 A tip? 1255 01:04:36,717 --> 01:04:37,717 Support me? 1256 01:04:37,717 --> 01:04:39,597 Support my actions, everyone. 1257 01:04:39,597 --> 01:04:43,937 Support me, sir. 1258 01:04:43,937 --> 01:04:46,877 Support my actions. 1259 01:04:46,877 --> 01:04:50,488 Thank you. 1260 01:04:50,488 --> 01:04:56,637 Sir. 1261 01:04:56,637 --> 01:04:57,617 Thank you, sir. 1262 01:04:57,617 --> 01:05:00,697 Wow, sir is such a big spender. 1263 01:05:00,697 --> 01:05:02,931 Thank you, 1264 01:05:02,931 --> 01:05:09,457 Thank you, miss.