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我喜欢出国旅行，我喜欢日本的樱花、神社

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我更喜欢网络游戏和玩具手办

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同时在家打打游戏

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收集一些手办

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你不觉得很有趣吗

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哇，我是个游戏白痴

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我都不会

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我可以教你打游戏

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我的 Switch 还在吃土

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真的

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我想玩

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我下次给你带

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可以买《口袋妖怪》

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哇

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但我挺喜欢

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收集那些香水和鞋子的

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因为我觉得它们很独特

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这个我倒是不懂

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但我喜欢听流行歌

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我觉得流行歌也很独特

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嗯，也确实

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但我更喜欢古典乐吧

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古典乐有什么好听的

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你喜欢吃……

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我是个银行经理

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突然说到职业了

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我是个保安

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布莱希特吗

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不布莱希特了

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这些

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有没有可能把这两个融在一块呢

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你直接冲着她说

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我该怎么样的跟你说清什么呢

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对吧

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你觉得这种感觉怎么样

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嗯

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你再想想

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我平时可以偷看监控

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我随时都能看到你

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你不觉得安心吗

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就是有安全感

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那我能给你保安亭

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也装个监控吗

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我也随时看你

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但其实你那保安亭

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如果你每天在那里面演出的话

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你表演的话

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那看起来有点意思

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如果你只是坐在那里

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我可以演给你看

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我们可以整天都打视频

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我有足够的时间

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那我还要工作

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你可以想看的时候来看一看

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你叫一声我就会在

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我有自己的保安亭

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别说这些了

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你有房子吗

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我租了一个二十平的公寓

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认同认同

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非常极端认同的

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哎呀太对了

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哎呀

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不是

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你讽刺一点

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你在干什么

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你还是不相信这个事情

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就是太对了

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太好了

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你现在要什么

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哎呦你有二十平米呢

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哎对对

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可不吗

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二十平米呢

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可不吗

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天呐那么大呢

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哎呦对接着说

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刚好够我住

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够咱俩住吗

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够了一室一厅一卫

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我还有一张松软的双人床

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对放得下两双拖鞋吗

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放得下吗

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两双拖鞋

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愣问呀

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放得下

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哈哈哈哈

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[听不清]……怎么出来了？

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你有车吗

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有

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我有一辆老式的自行车

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就带杠的那种

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更认同了

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我可以接你上下班

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我就喜欢自行车

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可不嘛

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小时候我姥爷老驮我

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骑自行车送我去幼儿园

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哈哈

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也许你能带我回到童年

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你自行车有座吧

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对吧

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当然有

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你不想坐座儿

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你还可以坐我怀里

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那个杠也能坐

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更认同了

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哎呀

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太棒了

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三生有幸

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你这是不是有那个绝技呀

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可不嘛

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哎哟，你这是身怀绝技

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你这是你抱着我还能骑车

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你是骑……

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那是怎么操作呢

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一会咱们约会完

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我带你骑一把试试

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啊好好好

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你哟……

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对她

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是骂她吧

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随便骂，来，开始

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不是你擅长吗

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你怎么说不出话来了呢

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怎么回事啊

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为什么呀

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你是不是真的以为

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我信你这句话呀

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不够不够不够

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你是不是以为我真的

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真的特别的认同你呀

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你不认同吗

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你只是因为……

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你不觉得她非常美好吗

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对你来说

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我并不想坐在自行车上

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被你抱着

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我还担心我会摔下去呢

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我不想跟你

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挤在二十平米的房子里

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只够放两双拖鞋

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你还可以放下你的球鞋

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我有一个鞋架

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我想要一个院子

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能养狗能养猫

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你能做到吗

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可是你刚才不是

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还跟我说得好好的

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不然

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你就信我了呀

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你好单纯啊

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可是你只有八小时啊

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我这是在救你

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你要被重开了

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我觉得吧

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就算我被重开

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我也不会跟你在一起

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一个失败者

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哎呦失败者怎么这么温和

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我觉得也是不够狠

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是吗

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别人都已经准备接了，你就是……

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你就是一傻逼

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你就是一 loser

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傻逼也很温和啊

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你就是个土鳖

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土鳖很不温和

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土鳖很不温和

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我这不活得也挺好嘛

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服务员给我来块儿牛排

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服务员过来，贱了吧唧地说

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说什么

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不好意思先生我们是情侣餐厅

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不卖半份的

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你说急眼了你开始大骂

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你说，放屁，操你妈

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这我这不是在约会吗

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那面前这人他妈是谁啊

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服务员说那先生您醒醒

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那是您自己

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所以你可以用那个镜子

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那些镜子可以……

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这些问题从来在我心里没有出现过

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我不知道怎么回应

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其实我是完全不理解他

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某种程度上，我觉得他说出这些问题之后

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对我来说，感觉他很陌生

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就是马路边一个湿漉漉的可怜的小动物

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你不把我带回家你就要面对道德谴责

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对对对我觉得就是

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可能我这个视角比较偏向

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她是小动物

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因为我们现在是想讨论女观众视角是吧

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但是我觉得我的视角可能比较偏向

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很单纯，他没有你们这么成熟

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跟女性视角、男性视角不一样

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我感觉这个男生可能就是

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之所以会来这段谈话，就是觉得

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我在这段感情里我不平衡

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没有不平衡，他就是单纯的爱

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他不平衡，他肯定是不平衡

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就我爱你，你没那么爱我

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你没像我一样那么爱我

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我觉得是不平衡

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这就是他追求爱的方式

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不肯定我

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总是有一种高高在上的那种感觉

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所以有的时候……

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因为这些压力或者自卑之类的

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是啊，你们家条件又那么好，富二代

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凭啥找我呀

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还有那么多好的女孩呢

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那我选择跟你在一起了就是

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身上就有一种责任感呀

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那不管最后遇见什么事

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除非我是个渣男了

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我会半路跟别人跑了

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我又不是真的那么有钱

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我现在能为你做的

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真的是我

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用尽的最大的

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东西

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我也从来没管你要过什么东西

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我从来没开口说

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你是我女朋友你应该给我送礼物

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咱们刚交往